This is your not typical sex and relationships manual, and those expecting such might be a bit shocked when Rob and Janelle Alex – presenters of the popular Mission Date Night podcast – start suggesting you conceive magickal children, experience past lives through your orgasm and supercharge your money with the power of sex. People
Locating the correct pier, Hermione pulled her ticket from her pocket and showed it to the girl welcoming passengers onto the boat. The girl—the badge pinned to her blouse giving her name as Reka—glanced at the ticket, and smiled. “Thank you. Please take a seat inside until the boat arrives. Enjoy your trip.” With a
This post is from a couple of years ago, but the question never gets old – would you prefer an older or younger lover? ‘Age before beauty’, ‘youth is wasted on the young’, ‘you can’t teach an old dog new tricks’, ‘youth’s a stuff will not endure’… etc. Is there no end to the number
With a name like Ass-Gasm there was no escaping the inevitability that this toy would end up in our collection. Part of Pipedream’s extensive stable of erotic enablers, the Ass-Gasm has proved a growing success for men of every sexual persuasion since its launch, unsurprising since it includes a prostate and perineum massager, as well
Nadia Gorlando and I had just gotten off the exercise bikes in the gym when one of the academy’s coaches, Peter Ross, headed over to us, all smiles. “Hey, Nadia,” he said, his all-American grin widening and his blond hair flopping down over his forehead, “I need a huge favor.” I flicked my gaze to
Here’s one for all those lonely souls out there for whom this Sunday is a day of solitude without any cards or flowers: So your Valentines Day is poor. You don’t have a lover no more Everyone else gets a card For you it seems very hard All you hear is giggles and sighs It may
He took me by surprise When I thought I’d grown quite wise I was shopping in the sales Sifting through the kids’ clothes rails, Looking for a boys’ tracksuit But the lust arrow did shoot There he was in his green coat. I can’t say he floated my boat Wasn’t keen on his long
It is the thing that strikes fear into most people, the thing we like to think will never happen to us. No, not getting to the supermarket checkout and realising you forgot your purse or leaving the toilet with your skirt tucked into the back of your knickers! I am talking about old age, the
Theodore Albert Samuels strode through Stoneydale Hall, barely giving the opulent furnishings, the priceless art or the stunning architecture a second glance. It belonged to him, after all. It was all his, his birthright, his inheritance. He stopped suddenly. “Damn,” he muttered under his breath, hoping none of the film crew were taking any notice
In our teens and 20s it would be the subject of much anxiety, preparation and could, in some cases, make the evening a success or a failure. I just remember that, when I was young and had more spare time, I always had a handful of reliable options up my sleeve and would feel much
If Only in My Dreams is a new adult gay romance novella from Keira Andrews. It tells the story of Charlie Yates, who’s in a horrible predicament. He’s supposed to be heading home from college at Christmastime, and he’s promised his little sister – who’s been very ill – that he’ll be home to open presents
I didn’t realise until after reading Bleeding Heart that it’s technically a sequel. However, if I didn’t realise, it shows it works perfectly well as a standalone novel! This tells the story of widower Seth Axworthy. He’s a landlord, and things got a little complicated with some of his previous tenants – so he’s vowed
Muscling In is a MMF erotic romance novel from Lily Harlem. Generally speaking, give me a book by Lily Harlem and I’ll love it. This one is definitely no exception. It tells the story of married couple Sian and Coben, who have a very satisfying, adventurous sex life, and they totally adore each other. They’re also
As with each of Ms Reisz’s tales, The Queen is a book with a complex web of characters and plot lines, with past and present heavily intertwined. These are not easy, light reads. But damn, are they good. As I’ve mentioned in previous reviews of books in this series, if you haven’t read any of
Aaron hummed contentedly as he walked along the white-painted corridor towards the locker room. He was happy in his job as a hospital porter. He might not be saving lives, like his doctor boyfriend, Blake, but he liked to think he was improving them. He made the effort with the patients he transported around—or the
If you’ve been too busy to do your Christmas shopping until now, Lovehoney is still offering Christmas delivery slots. Order by 9pm Monday 21st December and get free delivery when you spend £20. If you miss that, you can still get tracked first class orders in by 5.30pm Tuesday 22nd December and if you really
Cassius Cupid woke with a start, and then sat bolt upright in his bed. Shit, I’m going to be late! was his first thought. Milliseconds later his brain switched on, and he remembered. He was on holiday. Flopping back onto the warm mattress and pillows with a contented sigh, he smiled. No work for fourteen
As we enter festivities to celebrate a birth it’s as good a time as any to think about being ‘up the duff’ and the challenges of sex during this strange era. Every woman is different and every pregnancy is different, but both times for me, I was totally up for it, even though my significant other
From the Untamed Bush through the Martini, Landing Strip, Brazilian, Vajazzle and back to the Bush (‘Trimmed’ these days thanks to self-confessed au naturel fans Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow), fashions in pubic hairstyle have always moved with the times. And with continuously evolving personal grooming comes a whole range of ever-competitive topiary tamers unleashed
“You know what this fucking means, don’t you?” Tristan said loudly, slamming his car keys onto the hall’s side table and storming into the kitchen. Jayme followed him quickly, her heart racing. Tristan rarely got angry—sure, he often pretended she’d done something wrong and faked being pissed off about it when they played D/s scenes,
As I take another sip of red wine I watch him move around the kitchen. He keeps rolling his right shoulder, trying to relieve the knot of stress that I know he carries there after a busy, stressful week. There are faint lines of strain around his eyes – their usually vibrant colour dimmed by
James winced and breathed in sharply as Debbie ran the pinwheel over his freshly whipped back. “It looks very pretty” she said, stepping back to admire the patterns she had made as she gave him a hundred lashes with her new single tail. She took a photograph with her phone and the sound of
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