Blown off course

Q: Your man is hard at work in your downstairs region, trying his best to bring you to the boil, make your whistle blow. What, at this crucial, almost climactic moment, would be the worst thing to happen? A: All your muscles relax and you let out the loudest, rip-roaring fart, just inches from his

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At The End Of The Day By Rebecca Black

The main floor is quiet now. The team have been sent to the pub with two hundred quid behind the bar to celebrate the successful completion of our latest project. I begin to undo my tie as I make my way back to Maddie’s office. There’s only one way I want to celebrate and it’s

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eBook Review: Sweet Agony by Charlotte Stein

It’s been a while since I read a Charlotte Stein book, so I was pleased when this popped up in NetGalley. I didn’t even bother to read the blurb – it’s Charlotte Stein, who needs a blurb? – so when I dove in and started reading I thought I was reading a paranormal. The setting

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Trying it on for size

If there is a sure-fire way to shatter the dregs of one’s self-esteem, it has to be trying on a pile of clothes in various shop changing rooms. Think you are getting a little too self-assured and big for your boots? Try going into a tiny cubicle with three-way mirrors and harsh lighting to magnify

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Letter

Dear __ I write this letter, because in speech I am often inarticulate and clumsy, or the words fail to make the journey from my brain to my mouth. Don’t worry – this is not to bare you bad news. This is not a ‘dear John’ letter – quite the opposite. I just wanted to

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eBook Review: La Brat by Ashe Barker

I very much enjoyed Ashe Barker’s previous novel in this imprint, Chameleon (though it’s worth noting all the books in this imprint are standalones), so I was eager to check out this one – set in my favourite city, no less. La Brat tells the story of Eugenie, a submissive who managed to piss off her

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The Sofa by Exhibit A #8

Here’s a story from Exhibit A which follows on from the wonderful Live From The Hotel Z posted last week. The Sofa There was a sofa in her office. It was long and deep, and made of brown leather, faded from years of use. She caught me looking at it as she fetched her purse, and

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In Control by Rebecca Black

Ok, she could do this. Jenny eyed up the clothes she’d just taken off, piled neatly on the laundry basket in the corner. She’d thought about it enough, right? Thought about all the ways they could do this – all the ways they could fuck each other – how she wanted them to touch each

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Eight top tips

So, you have read about my adventures and are now thinking: “I’d like a piece of this. How do I become a Drunken Slut Mum? Show me the way!” Look no further – here are eight top tips: 1. Keep your (lady) garden tidy In the 1990s it was acceptable to have a big bush

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eBook Review: Silver Bastard by Joanna Wylde

Silver Bastard is the first book in Joanna Wylde’s Silver Valley series, which is a spinoff of the Reapers series. It looks to me as though there will be crossover between characters and storylines from the various motorcycle clubs, but this book still reads perfectly well as a standalone – though I suspect if you enjoyed

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Live From The Z Hotel! by Exhibit A #7

Each week when I do these posts of Exhibit A’s writing, I think, right this one’s my favourite. I think I really mean it this time… He calls this one faction rather than fiction. I suppose we’ll all just have to wonder how much of it is true, maybe it all is? If so, they

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Can’t Wait by Rebecca Black

“Quick!” I grab hold of his hand and practically drag him into the library toilets. This isn’t my usual style, but I know there’s a new, large, wheelchair accessible cubicle in there that is hardly used. Right now it has our names on it. We run in and lock the door. “Get your fucking clothes

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Any other business

The day got off to its usual slow, frustrating start – the 20-month-old dawdled over his toast, throwing it on the floor when he decided he’d had enough. The seven-year-old had also let breakfast drag out, gazing at a magazine and occasionally shovelling chocolate cereal into her mouth. After running up and downstairs several times

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Woken by Exhibit A #6

This story is one of my favourites and a voyeur’s dream; sensual and erotic it’s a truly fine piece of writing from Exhibit A who I introduced here six weeks ago now. I hope you enjoy it.   Woken Jen winced as the floorboards creaked under her feet. Michael was downstairs in the study, tapping away on

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eBook Review: A Way Home by Keira Andrews

I’m a huge fan of the previous two books in this series, so I was eager to get my hands on this third (and sadly final) instalment, A Way Home. It’s difficult to review series books without mentioning things which may be spoilers for the previous books – so if you haven’t read the other

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In A Hurry by Rebecca Black

“I just want to fuck you.” His hands had already gone to tug at his tie while he switched his weight from foot to foot to kick his shoes off. “I want to watch my cock sink into you, then I want to fuck you hard.” She was struggling to breath. The thrill of excitement

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Tall story

Today, I tried wearing high heel shoes for the first time in months. They ripped my feet to shreds and I now have blisters on two of my toes. I’ve never been a good heels-wearer – I teeter about like a man in drag and find my toes and balls of my feet are in

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The Bookie by Exhibit A #5

Another great piece of flash fiction from Exhibit A. A coming of age exploration – I love it. The Bookie It was dirtier, way back when. Not sleazy, exactly, but there was sort of a grubbiness to the whole place. Formica worktops, stained with God knows what, and wallpaper that actually looked better in the

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Rebecca Black Review: Misha Horne’s Benched Series

I just finished reading Benched #5 Ground Rules and to say this series just keeps getting better is an understatement. The series follows Kyle, a young baseball player who has bratty tendencies and realises early on that he loves a good spanking for a variety of reasons (don’t we all). It’s going to be written

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Playing Footsie by Rebecca Black

It started when their toes touched. He hadn’t been sure up to that point. Gay or straight? The question had been flying around his head for weeks now. It had been tattooed at the forefront of his mind for the past half hour since they’d been sat out on his deck watching the sun go

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Making out

Sometimes it’s not the chandelier-swinging, gymnastic-style, heart-pumping sex that one needs. Don’t get me wrong – being thrown against the wall and screwed within an inch of one’s life, has its time and place, as I have said here many times. But there are occasions, particularly when one or both of you are tired, a

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Stray Kat by Exhibit A #4

If you’re new to this Wednesday post by Exhibit A see my introduction here. He’s in a dominant mood today and there’s some punishment about to be doled out. Enjoy. Stray Kat “Take them off.” Kathryn let my cock slip out of her mouth and propped herself up on the pillow. “Why don’t you take

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