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Books: Collar Me in Paris

Collar Me in Paris is the story of what happens when Clay goes on vacation with his wife, Bianca, and the rest of her family. Each year, Bianca and her brothers have been put into pairs and sent off on a challenge. And each year Bianca is blamed by the brother she was put with for

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Father’s Day

Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave My heart into my mouth: I love your majesty According to my bond; no more nor less.  -  William Shakespeare, King Lear (I,i) It has been noted by long-time readers that while I mention my mother and sisters from time to time and my Maman (paternal grandmother) and favorite

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Books: Taking Over Me

Taking Over Me is book one in Sara Brookes’ Geek Kink series from Ellora’s Cave. Based on this, I’ll definitely be reading the others. This novel is the tale of Allison, a self-confessed computer geek, and Patrick, the latest barista in town. When Allison heads to the new coffee shop, Perfect Shot, and sees Patrick behind the counter,

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Books: Breathe You In

Breathe You In is an erotic romance novel from Lily Harlem. It tells the story of two people that meet under very strange circumstances (I can’t tell you – it’ll give it away!). The female lead has been having a very tough time, and when she meets Ruben, things get even tougher for a while –

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Not on the same page?

So you’re having fun in a no-strings, explosive sex type of situation and everything is tickety-boo. Or is it? Well, it was for the first few months – it was great getting those naughty texts and smiling to yourself at the saucy secrets you both shared. But there has gradually been a shift, a cloak

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Books: Ruby Tuesday

Ruby Tuesday is book two in Mari Carr’s Wild Irish series, and as much as I enjoyed the first one, I liked this even better. Each book takes a member of the Collins family, and this one deals with Teagan. She works at her family’s Irish pub and sings there, too – she’s also content with her lot.

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I Want…

I want your cock. I want it as no other, hunger for it as never before. I want your cock. I want to rouse it from its slumber, tease it to hard, thick, glistening life. I want to feel it pulsing in my hand, in my mouth, in my cunt, in the tightness of my

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Books: Come Monday

Come Monday is the first book in Mari Carr’s Wild Irishseries. It tells the story of the oldest child in the Collins family, Keira, who took the place of her mother when she passed away, helping her father and bringing up her siblings. As a result she put her own life and dreams on hold. Now, at

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Toy Review: LoveHoney Happy Rabbit G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator

Rabbit vibrators have flooded the market for years. Manufacturers have been at it like the proverbial and now Lovehoney have thrown their tuppence in with their Happy Rabbit range. We’re happy to report that, after a brief moment of annoyance, actually, it was a very satisfying trip down the rabbit hole! The Happy Rabbit G-Spot

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Books: Eighty Days White

Eighty Days White is another companion novel to the original titles. It deals with another character we’ve briefly met – Lily, the girl with the teardrop tattoo. We follow her on her journey from her days as a student in Brighton to London and a life of sexual discovery. There are kinks abound in this book

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: What’s wrong with my penis?

Hi Susan Quick question. I’ve started getting a lot of pain when I urinate, and some discharge from my penis. Can you tell me what’s wrong and whether there’s any medication I can get. I’ve tried looking this up on the web but there’s no definite answers. I can’t go to my GP because he

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Long Spoon

The casual modern observer can be forgiven for perceiving the issue of “human trafficking” as nothing but a moral panic conjured up as a disguise for anti-sex work efforts, inextricably bound up with “end demand” rhetoric and supported by dodgy statistics, grandiose claims and bombastic rhetoric, because that is what it has become.  But it

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: Am I being unfaithful?

Dear Susan I have never so  much as touched another man since I met my boyfriend six months ago. But he’s wobbling because I’ve now become really good friends with a guy at work. We spend every lunchtime together, have a regular arrangement to go for a drink on Wednesdays, and I really like his

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Teat total

They are the focus of nibbling, twiddling, squeezing and clamping. They also act has barometers, provide food and can be very sexy. Aren’t nipples amazing? The majority of men focus their attention on them after you have passed ‘second base’ in your affections and will at first tentatively slide their hands up your top or

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: I’m envious of my single friends

Hi Susan My two best friends have both recently had broken engagements – one left her fiancé, the other got dumped. At first I felt for them, and was sympathetic. But now they’ve recovered, are seeing lots of guys, are having a really good time – and my feelings are starting to get more confused.

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Competition: Win a Vawn and Boon PVC Catsuit and Corset

Purveyors of some of the finest, thickest, blackest, high-gloss PVC catsuits, corsets and accessories around, English company Vawn and Boon are offering the chance for one lucky Cliterati reader to win a Matriarch catsuit (available in UK sizes 6 to 16) with Black Wasp corset for themselves or an extremely fortunate friend. All you have to do to win this

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Erotica: One by Cheeky Minx

Here we are again. Same room, same bed. Same dress. Yes, it is. You remembered. Of course, how could I forget? Does this mean you approve of the repeat performance? I would have thought you might want something new. You know very well I approve. Good. But, now that you mention it… I knew it.

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News: Cliterati Founder Seeks Female Sex Fantasies for New Book

It’s 40 years since female sexual fantasy has been accepted as existing, thanks to the wonderful Nancy Friday, who wrote My Secret Garden in 1973. At the time, the book was deemed shocking, and many women’s magazines denied that women had fantasies at all. Thankfully, things have moved on since then. Four decades on, women

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News: Donate to Dildology for Sex Toy Safety

Regular readers of my sex blog or followers of my Twitter no doubt know I’m what some people could call a Sex Toy Snob. Sure, I get picky about limited colour choices and the gendering of fuck objects and the weakness of certain shitty vibrators, but there’s one area where I just don’t think the label Sex

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: Did she dump me for someone else?

Dear Susan Things have been unhappy between my girlfriend and I for a while. I myself have been on the point of calling time – so I wasn’t surprised that she did the deed two weeks ago. I was surprised when I popped round unexpectedly one evening to pick up some things and her flat

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Toy Review: Palm Power Mains Powered Massager Wand

Ever had a stealth orgasm, an orgasm that takes you by surprise, leaving you reeling through its sheer unexpected intensity? Well, if you try the Palm Power massager you might just clock in a super-quick climax, which is why this baby is now at Number 2 on my previous Top Three Vibrator Wands list –

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Toy Review: ONE Tantric Pleasures condoms

When it comes to rubbers, the fella and I are fussy sods. A good condom should enhance sex rather than hinder it. Dotted and ribbed are certainly a favourite, but some brands can over dot and over rib, so there’s more friction than you’d like and they can become uncomfortable. What attracted us to One

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: It wasn’t casual sex for me

Hi Susan I just got really put down by a guy I met at the weekend. We clicked in a club, went home together, but then – guess what – he didn’t call. When I eventually called him, he muttered something about both of us having agreed it was a one-night stand. I never agreed

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