Toy Review: LELO ORA 2 – Or, why I don’t do sex toy reviews

Part 1: The excuses So the very lovely people at LELO sent me a couple of toys to review for Cliterati. One was this, the ORA 2. The other was the LUNA Smart Bead. Both arrived in their beautiful, elegant boxes, looking absolutely perfect. The Apple-type packaging alone made me moist (this happens when I

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Review: Silence Is Golden from Sexy Little Pages

If someone is unable to speak, how do they communicate with their partner? If a sub or Dom can’t hear well in crowds but loves to play at parties, what mechanisms are in place to ensure everyone stays safe? The kink-inspired stories in Silence is Golden are sexy and bold. You’ll meet strong, diverse characters

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Toy Review: Erotic Dice by Pipedream

…And now for something completely different! Yes, we’re talking about the glow-in-the-dark Erotic Dice by industry stalwarts Pipedream, which may hit high in the novelty states but are no less valid an item worthy of review. In fact, these dice are surprisingly compelling: one die shows the body parts ‘Lips, Boobs, Nipples, Body, Toes’ and

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Book Extract: Standing Tall by Sienna St Cyr, from Silence Is Golden (a Sexy Little Pages anthology)

I’m a huge fan of erotica publisher Sexy Little Pages, and their latest anthology, Silence Is Golden, is notable not just because it’s hot and kinky as hell. It’s also very special because many of the characters have disabilities or health conditions, but these things aren’t presented as problems – in fact they’re often integral

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Book Extract: City Nights – One Night in Budapest by Lucy Felthouse

Locating the correct pier, Hermione pulled her ticket from her pocket and showed it to the girl welcoming passengers onto the boat. The girl—the badge pinned to her blouse giving her name as Reka—glanced at the ticket, and smiled. “Thank you. Please take a seat inside until the boat arrives. Enjoy your trip.” With a

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Toy Review: Door Jam Sex Sling by Sportsheets

Having experienced ceiling-suspended sex swings in various private dungeons (all in the name of research work, of course!) and being low on space and even lower on DIY skills, Sportsheets’ Door Jam Sex Sling seemed the perfect alternative to the professional models available on the market. Arriving in branded black packaging the size of your

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Book Extract: Grand Slam by Lily Harlem & Lucy Felthouse

I turned to the door. I always kept it ajar when expecting a client, to give the impression that I was open to whatever they needed to talk about. It was a subliminal thing. Travis stood in the frame, his wide shoulders filling the space, the top of his head almost brushing the wood and

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Book Extract: The Field Guide to F***ing

While popular opinion tends to assume that congress has evolved, and modern sexual practices are more sophisticated than those practised in the past, in reality, texts as ancient as the Kama Sutra outlined numerous types of caress which may still be considered as extreme, such as scratching, slapping and .hair pulling. While modern depictions of

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Silver fox versus young buck

This post is from a couple of years ago, but the question never gets old – would you prefer an older or younger lover? ‘Age before beauty’, ‘youth is wasted on the young’, ‘you can’t teach an old dog new tricks’, ‘youth’s a stuff will not endure’… etc. Is there no end to the number

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NEW RELEASE: Old School Discipline by Misha Horne

Misha Horne is one of my favourite authors and if, like me, you have a penchant for a hot guy getting his arse spanked by another hot guy then she is the author for you. Old School Discipline is currently available for 99p / 99c which is a ridiculously small amount to pay for 100,000

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Toy Review: Jack Socket stroker by Electrastim

It’s no secret that we’re big fans of UK electro-stimulation manufacturers Cyrex, and it seems everyone else is finally catching up. At every erotic show, be it for trade or for the general public, Cyrex’s Electrastim stand is swamped by those intrigued by the concept of e-stim sex. Cyrex are succeeding thanks to canny reframing of

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eBook Review: Sexy Challenges – 33 Adventures by Drs. Rob & Janelle Alex

This is your not typical sex and relationships manual, and those expecting such might be a bit shocked when Rob and Janelle Alex – presenters of the popular Mission Date Night podcast – start suggesting you conceive magickal children, experience past lives through your orgasm and supercharge your money with the power of sex. People

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Toy Review: Ass-Gasm by Pipedream

With a name like Ass-Gasm there was no escaping the inevitability that this toy would end up in our collection. Part of Pipedream’s extensive stable of erotic enablers, the Ass-Gasm has proved a growing success for men of every sexual persuasion since its launch, unsurprising since it includes a prostate and perineum massager, as well

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Book Extract: Dirty Doms

Alexei quirked an eyebrow and shifted a little in his seat, willing his cock not to stiffen. He still had to go to the bar and get both of them a drink, and he wasn’t at all keen on the idea of doing that with an erection. But Zoe’s words, coupled with the look on

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Book Extract: Sweet Spot by Lucy Felthouse

Nadia Gorlando and I had just gotten off the exercise bikes in the gym when one of the academy’s coaches, Peter Ross, headed over to us, all smiles. “Hey, Nadia,” he said, his all-American grin widening and his blond hair flopping down over his forehead, “I need a huge favor.” I flicked my gaze to

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Ode to Valentines Day alone

Here’s one for all those lonely souls out there for whom this Sunday is a day of solitude without any cards or flowers: So your Valentines Day is poor. You don’t have a lover no more Everyone else gets a card For you it seems very hard All you hear is giggles and sighs It may

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Mr Curtain

He took me by surprise When I thought I’d grown quite wise I was shopping in the sales Sifting through the kids’ clothes rails, Looking for a boys’ tracksuit But the lust arrow did shoot   There he was in his green coat. I can’t say he floated my boat Wasn’t keen on his long

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Age positive

It is the thing that strikes fear into most people, the thing we like to think will never happen to us. No, not getting to the supermarket checkout and realising you forgot your purse or leaving the toilet with your skirt tucked into the back of your knickers! I am talking about old age, the

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New Release: Love on Location by Lucy Felthouse

Theodore Albert Samuels strode through Stoneydale Hall, barely giving the opulent furnishings, the priceless art or the stunning architecture a second glance. It belonged to him, after all. It was all his, his birthright, his inheritance. He stopped suddenly. “Damn,” he muttered under his breath, hoping none of the film crew were taking any notice

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If music be the food of love…

In our teens and 20s it would be the subject of much anxiety, preparation and could, in some cases, make the evening a success or a failure. I just remember that, when I was young and had more spare time, I always had a handful of reliable options up my sleeve and would feel much

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eBook Review: If Only in My Dreams by Keira Andrews

If Only in My Dreams is a new adult gay romance novella from Keira Andrews. It tells the story of Charlie Yates, who’s in a horrible predicament. He’s supposed to be heading home from college at Christmastime, and he’s promised his little sister – who’s been very ill – that he’ll be home to open presents

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eBook Review: Bleeding Heart by A.M. Hartnett

I didn’t realise until after reading Bleeding Heart that it’s technically a sequel. However, if I didn’t realise, it shows it works perfectly well as a standalone novel! This tells the story of widower Seth Axworthy. He’s a landlord, and things got a little complicated with some of his previous tenants – so he’s vowed

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