Mr Curtain

He took me by surprise When I thought I’d grown quite wise I was shopping in the sales Sifting through the kids’ clothes rails, Looking for a boys’ tracksuit But the lust arrow did shoot   There he was in his green coat. I can’t say he floated my boat Wasn’t keen on his long

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Age positive

It is the thing that strikes fear into most people, the thing we like to think will never happen to us. No, not getting to the supermarket checkout and realising you forgot your purse or leaving the toilet with your skirt tucked into the back of your knickers! I am talking about old age, the

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New Release: Love on Location by Lucy Felthouse

Theodore Albert Samuels strode through Stoneydale Hall, barely giving the opulent furnishings, the priceless art or the stunning architecture a second glance. It belonged to him, after all. It was all his, his birthright, his inheritance. He stopped suddenly. “Damn,” he muttered under his breath, hoping none of the film crew were taking any notice

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If music be the food of love…

In our teens and 20s it would be the subject of much anxiety, preparation and could, in some cases, make the evening a success or a failure. I just remember that, when I was young and had more spare time, I always had a handful of reliable options up my sleeve and would feel much

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eBook Review: If Only in My Dreams by Keira Andrews

If Only in My Dreams is a new adult gay romance novella from Keira Andrews. It tells the story of Charlie Yates, who’s in a horrible predicament. He’s supposed to be heading home from college at Christmastime, and he’s promised his little sister – who’s been very ill – that he’ll be home to open presents

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eBook Review: Bleeding Heart by A.M. Hartnett

I didn’t realise until after reading Bleeding Heart that it’s technically a sequel. However, if I didn’t realise, it shows it works perfectly well as a standalone novel! This tells the story of widower Seth Axworthy. He’s a landlord, and things got a little complicated with some of his previous tenants – so he’s vowed

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eBook Review: Muscling In by Lily Harlem

Muscling In is a MMF erotic romance novel from Lily Harlem. Generally speaking, give me a book by Lily Harlem and I’ll love it. This one is definitely no exception. It tells the story of married couple Sian and Coben, who have a very satisfying, adventurous sex life, and they totally adore each other. They’re also

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eBook Review: The Queen by Tiffany Reisz

As with each of Ms Reisz’s tales, The Queen is a book with a complex web of characters and plot lines, with past and present heavily intertwined. These are not easy, light reads. But damn, are they good. As I’ve mentioned in previous reviews of books in this series, if you haven’t read any of

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Book Extract from Brit Boys: With Toys

Aaron hummed contentedly as he walked along the white-painted corridor towards the locker room. He was happy in his job as a hospital porter. He might not be saving lives, like his doctor boyfriend, Blake, but he liked to think he was improving them. He made the effort with the patients he transported around—or the

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Sex toys for Christmas? Lovehoney is Still Delivering

If you’ve been too busy to do your Christmas shopping until now, Lovehoney is still offering Christmas delivery slots. Order by 9pm Monday 21st December and get free delivery when you spend £20. If you miss that, you can still get tracked first class orders in by 5.30pm Tuesday 22nd December and if you really

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Book Extract: Cupid by Lucy Felthouse

Cassius Cupid woke with a start, and then sat bolt upright in his bed. Shit, I’m going to be late! was his first thought. Milliseconds later his brain switched on, and he remembered. He was on holiday. Flopping back onto the warm mattress and pillows with a contented sigh, he smiled. No work for fourteen

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Hump the bump

As we enter festivities to celebrate a birth it’s as good a time as any to think about being ‘up the duff’ and the challenges of sex during this strange era. Every woman is different and every pregnancy is different, but both times for me, I was totally up for it, even though my significant other

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Review: Swan Ultimate Personal Intimate Shaving Kit

From the Untamed Bush through the Martini, Landing Strip, Brazilian, Vajazzle and back to the Bush (‘Trimmed’ these days thanks to self-confessed au naturel fans Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow), fashions in pubic hairstyle have always moved with the times. And with continuously evolving personal grooming comes a whole range of ever-competitive topiary tamers unleashed

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Book Extract: Properly, Or Not At All by Lucy Felthouse

“You know what this fucking means, don’t you?” Tristan said loudly, slamming his car keys onto the hall’s side table and storming into the kitchen. Jayme followed him quickly, her heart racing. Tristan rarely got angry—sure, he often pretended she’d done something wrong and faked being pissed off about it when they played D/s scenes,

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Show Me by Rebecca Black

As I take another sip of red wine I watch him move around the kitchen. He keeps rolling his right shoulder, trying to relieve the knot of stress that I know he carries there after a busy, stressful week. There are faint lines of strain around his eyes –  their usually vibrant colour dimmed by

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Dream a Little Dream of Me

James winced and breathed in sharply as Debbie ran the pinwheel over his freshly whipped back.   “It looks very pretty” she said, stepping back to admire the patterns she had made as she gave him a hundred lashes with her new single tail. She took a photograph with her phone and the sound of

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Not on the same page?

So you’re having fun in a no-strings, explosive sex type of situation and everything is tickety-boo. Or is it? Well, it was for the first few months – it was great getting those naughty texts and smiling to yourself at the saucy secrets you both shared. But there has gradually been a shift, a cloak

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Black Friday Sex Toy and Lingerie Deals

Lovehoney has put together some deals for Black Friday, all with free UK delivery on orders  of just £20+.  Offers include sexy lingerie from just £2  and bondage kit from £2.  You can also get £5 off your first order plus free delivery when you spend £30 or more, 15% off your first order plus

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Toy Review: Door Jam Sex Sling by Sportsheets

Having experienced ceiling-suspended sex swings in various private dungeons (all in the name of research work, of course!) and being low on space and even lower on DIY skills, Sportsheets’ Door Jam Sex Sling seemed the perfect alternative to the professional models available on the market. Arriving in branded black packaging the size of your

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Toy Review: Zoe Twistty by Maia Toys

From bespoke sex furniture to anal exercisers, in an office brimming with adult items it’s rare that a vibrator catches the eye of Cliterati staff. But then Maia’s Zoe Twistty is no ordinary vibe: its double-ended design means double the fun! So, how does it work? Well, the narrower tip of the Zoe is slightly

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Flying by Rebecca Black

The blindfold was soft against her skin. She kept turning her head to see if it was totally secure – hoping and dreading that she’d see who was going to walk through the bedroom door. The material moved a little but never enough, brushing the tips of her eyelashes as she searched the darkness. She

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Teat total

They are the focus of nibbling, twiddling, squeezing and clamping. They also act has barometers, provide food and can be very sexy. Aren’t nipples amazing? The majority of men focus their attention on them after you have passed ‘second base’ in your affections and will at first tentatively slide their hands up your top or

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