Toy Review: The Cupid’s Couch

The Cupids Couch Sex SofaImagine an inflatable love seat which enables even the least fit amongst us to enjoy an endlessly varied sex life in absolute comfort, and you’d be halfway to heaven: hitch a real-life ride on The Cupid’s Couch and you’d be all the way there!

This is because Cupid’s Couch is designed to make sexual positions (including oral) more feasible, practical, diverse and easily enjoyable, making it a great investment for those in a long-term relationship or with multiple partners (sometimes all at once!). If you’re someone with health issues or a sufferer of chronic pain, then the physical support this Couch offers may prove invaluable to your sex life, as it enables less tiring and more achievable fun without the acrobatics.

We here at Cliterati put The Couch through its paces and found it surprisingly tough and durable, the two air chambers more than adequately dealing with a combined weight of around 25st, not once becoming unstable: impressive. During our rigorous testing the sex sofa did list to the side once or twice, but that didn’t detract from its overall performance (and we were deliberately pushing it to its limits). Although it packs down a reasonable size, with a base almost the size of your average rectangular dining table The Couch is surprisingly large, so it’s worth considering whether you have floor space to use it as well as somewhere to store it.

The Couch comes complete with puncture kit, a mains-powered pump for inflation purposes (and deflation too if you’re in a hurry), and a handy visual guide to make the most of your sex sofa – great fun to follow with a partner. It might be worth whacking the heating up and laying a rug or blanket over the couch before use, as although the PVC’s handily wipe-clean (fab for food play) it can also prove cold to bare skin. Furthermore, as you move around on the couch you may notice the occasional squeaky farting sound, which some users might find funny but others may think is a bit of a turn-off.

Having often looked at The Cupid’s Couch and wondered, “is it a gimmick or really wuffit?” after some heavy-duty road-testing we’ve concluded that yes, The Cupid’s Couch works an absolute treat, and in so many different ways that it’d make a valuable contribution to anyone with a sex life who’s also in possession of a good sense of humour. Great fun.

The Cupid’s Couch is available from Lovehoney for £86.99

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