Toy Reviews: The Autoblow 2


I have a small collection of toys, but they’ve been sitting untouched for probably a couple of years now. Men’s sex toys have suffered from a depressing lack of design for many years; the tendency was to produce yet another lurid pink sleeve with disembodied genitals moulded on one end. Women’s toys moved on from replica plastic dick with the now ubiquitous rabbit vibrator and it looks like men’s toys may be finally following the same route on the evidence of the Autoblow 2. Okay the name is rather blunt but let’s ignore that and look at the actual device.

The first thing that strikes you is that it’s quite a meaty device in a rather fetching white and blue colour scheme. The business end is a chunk of pale flesh toned artificial skin material with a pair of lips moulded around the toy’s entrance. This is the visible part of an internal sleeve which comes in one of three sizes, A (7.5-10cm girth), B (10-14cm girth) and C (14-16cm girth), so make sure you order the appropriate size. Also in the box is a two pin power supply and mine came with a three pin adapter which I’m assuming is standard if you order in the U.K., but don’t quote me on that. A plug in toy means that you don’t have to worry about batteries running out at inconvenient times but it does mean that you have to be within a few meters of a socket to use it. (Remember; electricity and water don’t mix so don’t even think about using this toy in the shower or bath!) With the mains powered motor I was a bit worried about noise levels, but was pleasantly surprised. It’s not silent but is about the noise level of an electric toothbrush rather than a piece of industrial machinery.

Use is pretty obvious; get hard, apply (water based) lube, insert and switch on using the speed wheel on the bottom. Of course the real question is what does it feel like and the answer is really good. The sensations are pretty gentle, so this is much more of a slow burn than a get off quick toy but the climax when it comes is really intense. Personally I would have preferred it to be a bit tighter, but that is just personal choice. If your preference is the same then you might consider going a size down in sleeves. I’m at the top end of the B sleeve range but I’m looking at getting a size A sleeve to give the extra tightness.

In use, the Autoblow does all the hard work for you. Although it does bill itself as hands free I found that I had to hold it to get the correct angle for proper stimulation but you aren’t going to get a sore wrist from using it. There’s only one control which is an on/off and speed wheel on the base. This makes it very easy to stop and start or alter the speed. While this is good for everyone it does mean that if you’re at all a fan of edging or orgasm control you will love this toy with an unholy passion!

One point to remember is that the Autoblow does take a while to do its so work, make sure that you set aside enough time and lube. You don’t want to have to stop half way through by either running dry or diary pressures.

Once you’re done, cleaning is easy. Take out the sleeve and wash it out with soapy water or a toy cleaner then dry it off. The makers recommend that you store the sleeve in a ziplock bag with a bit of corn flour. Do make sure it’s properly dry before you put it away or you’ll end up with a bag full of sticky corn flour goo.

Now the other big question; for something that bills itself as Autoblow, does it feel like getting a blowjob? Well, in all honesty, no. There’s not enough tightness, you’re lacking the warmth and wetness and there’s no tongue in there. Don’t get me wrong, it feels great, but what you basically have is a pair of bead covered rings stroking your penis and that’s a very different to a mouth. If you’re a blowjob obsessive and looking for something to replicate the sensation then you haven’t found it here. What it does, and does very well, is provide a lot of long, slow, luxuriant pleasure. It’s a very different sensation to anything I’ve tried before and mine is certainly not going to find itself relegated to the back of the toy box. In fact I’m not even sure if it’ll make it as far as the toy box between uses! I would certainly recommend the Autoblow as an addition for anyone’s collection.

The Autoblow 2 costs £129.99 and can be bought from from

Update: I have received a size A sleeve from the people at Autoblow and the smaller sized sleeve makes this another toy entirely. My thinking was that a smaller sleeve would be tighter but this isn’t the case. From the outside the sleeves look identical, however the smaller sleeve has thinner walls so it’s actually a looser fit.

Sensation is not provided by the sleeve but by beaded rings. These are spring loaded, so the larger your girth the more tension you apply to the springs and so the more pressure the rings apply. The job of the sleeve is simply to put some padding between your penis and the rings. The smaller size sleeve with its thinner walls means that the sensation from the rings is much more intense. In fact let’s make that MUCH more intense! Using the smaller sleeve produces a much more rapid climax, though one that lacks the teasing slow burn of the standard size sleeve. This is exacerbated by the fact that when using the smaller sized sleeve the motor stutters at slow speeds and you have to ramp up the speed to get it to work properly.

The smaller sleeve doesn’t make the Autoblow a better toy, just a different one. I’m not sure which sleeve will get more use but they will both get regular outings, depending upon my mood at the time.

So, should you go for the recommended size or the next size down? Well that all depends on what you like. If you want a slow burn that lasts and provides finer control over the sensations then go for the recommended size, but if you like more intense stimulation and then go for the size down. Of course there’s no real need to choose; as the sleeves are available separately you could get one of each and switch between them. This is certainly the approach I would recommend if you like variety and you’re getting effectively two toys for not much more than the price of one.

Sleeves for the Autoblow 2 are priced at £27.95 and available from the Autoblow site as above.

As an aside, I’m sure some of you out there are thinking well why not dispense with the sleeve and get direct stimulation from the rings. I can not emphasise enough what a terrible idea this would be! The rings are both powered and are mainly naked metal and spring. Just the thought of the sort of damage they could do if used directly is enough to make me wince and cross my legs.

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  • Ryan La Rue commented on May 22, 2015 at 19:38

    I recently bought the Autoblow 2 toy in “A size” as I only have a 3 ½ inch girth. It shipped when promised, looks sturdy but was sent in a box printed “B size” on it, with an “A size” sticker covering it. I emailed them about the box and they said no matter what size I got, it is printed on the box as they cannot print three different boxes and they just cover it with a sticker of the right size or what they think is the right size. The problem I have and the reason I am giving one star is because the size they sent me does not measure as an “A size” but measures as a “B size”. I measured the inside diameter with a cloth measuring tape and it measured at 5” girt. Which is a “B size” not an “A size” that I ordered. I emailed them again telling them they sent me the wrong size and they were sure they didn’t. How do they know what size they sent me? Are they saying they don’t make mistakes yea right. I have it with me and it does not measure to the right size. They also sent me card that says they are not satisfied unless you are satisfied, which is not true because I am NOT! Satisfied. I would NOT! Recommend this product if you are smaller than 7” long and smaller than 5” in girth. As either there sizes are not right or they just like to send you the larger sizes to get rid of them because not a lot of men are that big. They need to make the sizes for average Joes because not many men have a girth of 5” or even 4” or more.

  • Kari Effner commented on May 22, 2015 at 19:39

    I ordered the Autoblow 2 with my husband. We ordered an – A size. When we got it box it had a -A size sticker covering a printed -B size on it. We emailed them why they sent use the wrong size say stated that that’s is printed on all the boxes. So my husband thinking it was a scam measured the inside and it was not true they sent use the wrong size and they don’t care. Those who order this make sure you get the right size.

  • JD commented on July 13, 2015 at 02:25

    Initially the autoblow 2 was good but the sleeve ripped on the second use. I emailed autoblow and they sent a replacement which split on the third use. When it works it’s good (doesn’t feel like a blow job but still good) but the sleeves just aren’t good quality. The silicone is thin and if you look closely you can see all sorts of patches and creases where it’s been poorly moulded. The sleeves cost £30 each and only last 2 or 3 uses before they fail. It would be cheaper to get real blow jobs, and they would actually feel like blow jobs.

  • Rick commented on August 27, 2015 at 05:44

    I ordered the autoblow2 over a month ago and they sent it to the wrong address but managed to bill the correct one and when I stop the package to send back to the warehouse like I was informed to do by there customer service rep I waited a month to find out they will not give me my money back or will they send me my product to the correct address and that I will just have to live with losing 150 dollars. Worst mistake ever dealing with this company

  • John Doe commented on September 25, 2015 at 22:30

    This product is a straight up scam. Im pretty convinced that all of the good reviews are paid for by the company that is selling this product. The motor in this device is weak and won’t work for more than 2 seconds at a time. Its a complete hoax.

  • robert nolter commented on June 5, 2016 at 18:15

    I can’t believe the reviews on this project, I bought it a few months ago and it is total garbage! I have a very girthy penis, over 7″ in girth, but ordered the medium sleeve, it seemed way too loose. I wasn’t able to even remotely come from this thing. Then again, I take a very long time to cum during sex with women, only manual masturbation makes me cum fast. Perhaps i’m desensitized or something, but this thing imo was a waste of money.

  • Koe Fitzgerald commented on August 19, 2016 at 20:28

    Very true on the sizing of the sleeves even the A size was to big and they lie when they say it’s smaller than B as they just put a sticker over the box.Honestly, don’t bother with this product as it’s poorly made and satisfaction is definately not assured

  • Dan commented on September 5, 2016 at 22:22

    I bought one and may as well have flushed 200 bucks down the toilet. it does not work, motor does not run continuously and autoblow Australia does not respond to my requests for a replacement.

    Do not donate money to scams !

  • Anonymous commented on December 24, 2016 at 01:19

    Same. Sticker covering the real size. Wouldn’t order from them.

  • Bobby commented on January 15, 2017 at 20:34

    I recently purchased an autoblow 2 and so far I’m really not satisfied with it , as I’ve been seeing in the reviews the size options are not average , they are made huge reducing the quality of what it represents . I have a simple flashlight style that works a lot better . I wish I had done a little more research for what I paid for this . Would return it if I could

  • DANIEL RICHIE commented on April 7, 2017 at 14:37


  • Angry customer commented on January 20, 2018 at 04:04

    Unfortunately, I must agree with all of the negative comments posted here… I own a fleshlight and decided that this might be an improvement and Man was I mistaken! And pissed might I add! Don’t waste your $$ on this POS!!! This is the BIGGEST waste of perfectly good $$$!!!

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