Ask Cliterati: Why Can’t I Come?

  I’ve being sleeping with my boyfriend for the past ten months and I still haven’t come. To begin with, he didn’t even know where the clitoris was although he’s figured it out now. At first I was fine with not coming but now I’m getting frustrated. I think it’s about time I masturbated, in

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Erotica: Private Members

  If you’d told me last week that I was going to have group sex, I’d never have believed you. But last week, I hadn’t met Sam.   Sam’s one of those natural flirts. When I met him, he was surrounded by a group of women, all laughing and hanging onto his every word. So

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Single Vs Settled: Making the Best of Both

When it comes to relationships and sex, people are all too inclined to think the grass is greener – if they’re single they’ll think that being in a relationship is all sex on tap and romantic weekends. If they’re attached they’ll miss the – often fictitious – crowds of hot totty they’re missing out on.

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Quickies: Belle de Jour

“Holding your stomach in when your clothes are off is not fuckable. Slapping your ample behind and inviting him to ride the wobble is.” Belle de Jour

Artcore: Sarah Maple by Ophelia Bitz

Notorious young artist Sarah Maple has been making waves with her confrontational work since her graduation in 2007, immediately picking up attention and collaborations with Charles Saatchi, Dolce and Gabbanna and Dazed and Confused. Her paintings, photography, performance and mixed media sculptures frequently reference and seek to stir debate around the issues of femininity, feminism,

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: Should I Have Casual Sex to Lose My Virginity?

Dear Susan, I’m 23 and I’m still a virgin. I like women, have lots of good women friends, and am told I’m good looking and a nice guy. I guess I wouldn’t have any problem pulling – but when it comes to it, I honestly don’t want to go rushing into sex with just anyone

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Erotica: The Third Way

“The blonde in the red dress?” “Mmm – nice smile. Or what about the Chinese girl in the jeans?” “Great arse.” Alex and Charlotte were playing one of their favourite games; spotting who they were going to take home for the evening. It always started in the same way. They’d look for a while, identify

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Sexually Cliterate: The Art of Striptease

Striptease has its roots way back in history, with origins as far back as 4BC, when the Sumerian Tablets were created, including depictions of the goddess Inanna who removed an item of clothing at each of the seven gates of the Underworld on her descent into hell. This myth was subsequently revisited in the Bible,

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Artcore: Molly Crabapple

At Cliterati, we’ve long been fans of the lovely Ms Crabapple and her absurdly prolific career. Along with co-host, aesthetic arbitrator and graphic design god, John Leavitt, she founded Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School.

Erotica: Testing by R.I Dolic

There was the sound of rain spattering against the window mixed with the noises of the bus’ engine. We swayed along with the momentum caused by turning a corner, and let the curves of the road push us closer together. She was resting her hand against the side of my thigh, palm outwards. There was

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Ask Cliterati: Why Do I Like Bad Boys?

I have got a good job and supportive parents and friends, but for some reason I always choose bad boys when it comes to relationships. If I meet a group of blokes, you can bet I will go after the one with the criminal record, the one with the addiction, the serial womaniser, or all

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Artcore: Centrefold

When documentary filmmaker Ellie Land saw reports in the national press about an increasing trend in woman undergoing labia surgery, she set out to make a documentary exploring the subject.

Erotica: Virtual Desires

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Erotica: The Kiss

I’ve got a date with a girl this Saturday. I still can’t quite believe it’s happened. I’ve never really gone for women before – I mean, I’ve fantasised about them occasionally, but hasn’t everyone? It started last night. I work at a magazine. We were out mixing business with pleasure, celebrating the new girl joining

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Ask Cliterati: Blow Job Tips, Please

I have never been able to make a guy cum, or even come close, with my mouth or my hands. With my mouth it’s worse, I just don’t know what to do. Please can you give me some tips as my boyfriend really pleases me and I want to be able to do the same

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Quickies: Alfred Kinsey

“The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.”

Erotica: Legal Affairs

Ben was a lawyer. I’d noticed him at the bar one night, talking with his colleagues about one of his cases. He didn’t act like a  typical lawyer: he seemed to genuinely care about his client, and making sure justice was done. I watched him out the corner of my eye as he defended himself

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Ask Cliterati: Is Penetration Essential?

My wife and I are both in our mid fifties and still enjoy plenty of sexual activity but we hardly ever have full intercourse, preferring to masturbate in front of each other or masturbate each other. My wife has a couple of vibrators that she enjoys using as I watch and masturbate. Sometimes I uses

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Erotica: The Private Party

The stiff cardboard was embossed with letters so subtle as to require me to tilt it in the light to be able to read the words etched on its surface. “The Frisson Ball: for sexual adventurers, libertines and deviants” I smiled wryly to myself. It would be safe to say that I fitted into all

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Erotica: If You Go Down to the Woods Today

I’ve always been a city boy. I need the noise and 24/7 entertainment: bars full of beautiful women, easily seduced with cocktails; all-night clubs and  greasy spoons serving breakfast all night and day.