Erotica: Forbidden Fruit

  He was gorgeous; a glint in his eye, a dirty smile always threatening to break across his lips – generally, exactly my type. I wanted him from the moment we met. I was with my boyfriend, James so I couldn’t drag him off to fuck him but when I got home and James fell

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Ask Cliterati: Why Doesn’t He Want Me?

My boyfriend and I have been together for almost two years. Recently our sex life has become almost none existent. I’m confident that he isn’t seeing anyone else as between work and seeing me he has very little time to get up to anything. I have tried to talk to him about it but he

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Ask Cliterati: How do I Shave My Pubes?

This is a bit of a weird question. I’ve been shaving my nether-regions for about a year now, and for about an hour, it’s silky smooth and looking lovely – then a painful red rash appears. They’re sort of like chicken pox, where all my hairs grow. Because of this, I feel terribly self-conscious when

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Erotica: The Birthday Present

It was my birthday the other week. My boyfriend had been hinting that he was going to get me something that he knew I would like and had desired for a long time. When it came to the day however there were the normal gifts and nothing out of the ordinary. After a nice meal

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Erotica: Taking Her Punishment

Sadie took a sip of her drink and reclined against the sofa. Her eyes narrowed as she surveyed the room, an hour ago it had been full of people laughing, dancing, enjoying her party but it was late and only a few people lingered on. She glanced over at Andrea who was saying goodnight to

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: How do I Please a Woman?

Q: Hi Susan Classic guy’s question – what do women want? I’ve just split up with a girl whose parting shot was that I was crap in bed. I always got hard, always kept going for hours, always made her come. But she still wanted out and I’m left nursing my wounds. Simon A; Hi

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Artcore: Ophelia Bitz

Where does one start with Ophelia Bitz? Describing herself as a ‘Fire-eating vocalist, ring-mistress, compere and performance artist with a reputation for stealing hearts, drinks, and anything else not nailed to the table,,” this only skims the surface of this fabulously filthy filly. Imagine Dorothy Parker, with a dash of Edgar Allen Poe,  a predilection for porn and a shaker

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Welcome to Cliterati

The web is full of smut but there’s very little out there for the discerning woman. Forget sites with endless pop-up windows that charge outrageous sums of money. Forget endless pictures of women with Photoshopped bodies and ever-welcoming genitals.

Erotica: A Romantic Break

Sarah and I had been together for five years but, truth be told, sex wasn’t what it used to be. Even though I still thought she was gorgeous, whenever I reached out for her she always seemed to be tired. I’d begun to find my eyes wandering – even though I felt horribly guilty about

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Ask Cliterati: What to Do With a Large Penis

I may sound like I’m bragging but I really do have a problem because my penis is too big – it’s nine inches long and extremely thick. My girlfriend’s quite small down below and we have continually tried to have sex. I can only get about two inches in and then it hurts her because

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Artcore: HOM Collection Spring 2012

Hellish as it is looking at men parading in their pants, it’s something we’re prepared to suffer to help find the sexiest male undies around. Sadly, we couldn’t make our mind up about our favourites so we thought it fairest to share this video full of men in pants with you so that you can

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Ask Cliterati: Why am I Still Itchy?

Three months ago I took the morning after pill, which caused me to get thrush. Now, it keeps coming back. I have used over the counter products three times, have cut out on yeasty foods, worn loose clothes and sometimes no knickers and even washed my vagina with water. I am fed up of this

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Quickies: Hugh Hefner

“Part of the sexual revolution is bringing rationality to sexuality — because when you don’t embrace sexuality in a normal way, you get the twisted kinds, and the kinds that destroy lives.”

Books: Sex Tips For Girls

Written to accompany the Channel 4 series, Sex Tips for Girls a few years back, this is one of those rare TV Tie-in books that’s better than the TV show it’s based on. Written in Everett’s familiar wry style, it covers everything you could possibly want to know about foreplay, sex positions, orgasm, spicing things up

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