Toys: Alise Vibrator by NS Novelties

If you’re a woman who likes to have your chuff stuffed, leaving your hands free for clitoral stimulation either manually or with another vibrator, then the lovely Alise is for you. We here at Cliterati find that in that situation many vibes are automatically pushed out by our Kegels the minute we get excited, so

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Erotica: Straight to Gay

Some people are aware of being attracted to the same sex early on, for others there’s a gradual realisation, and for others still there’s an ever-changing scale of gayness which varies throughout their lives. Me? Well, I’d genuinely never thought about women in that way before I saw Leah, and then it hit me like

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BDSM at Ess & Emm

Well, where to start? That’s the issue facing Mr More and myself as we survey our surroundings. We’re at renowned dungeon Ess & Emm, and there’s just so much for us to explore: an extensive array of (deep breath) differing paddles, canes, mitts, clamps, harnesses, cuffs, leather and rubber outfits, high-heeled shoes, blinds, blinkers, gags,

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MILF: Andre 3000

If there’s one thing we like here at Cliterati, it’s a man who’s talented enough to embrace his creativity on a multitude of levels – and in Andre ‘Dre’ Benjamin we’ve found a superb Muso We’d Like To… He really is the perfect package (in more ways than one!). Hat-wearing multi-instrumentalist, producer, rapper, singer, artist,

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Hot Release: Inside My Love by Delilah

Inside My Love is a lush electronic landscape of breathy vocals and, er, promised orgasms, with boxer-busting lyrics such as “You can see inside me/ Will you come inside me?/ Do you wanna ride me?” leaving very littleto the imagination (except perhaps the invention of X-Ray glasses). However, to dismiss this overt sexuality as mere

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Hot Release: Lazy Habits by Lazy Habits

One of the best up-and-coming bands of the festival and big gig circuits is the Lazy Habits. They’ve supported the likes of Mos Def, The Specials and Beardyman, so it’s no surprise to hear they play intelligent hip-hop with a conscience, integrating funk and soul yet still somehow managing to sound contemporary. This isn’t an

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Shoe Porn: United Nude – Web Hi

Fashion-forward and structurally groundbreaking, United Nude is one of Cliterati’s favourite footwear brands. The shoes UN make are without parallel in design and form, often defying gravity and material limitations alike. The prices are steep, of course, but the end-of-season sales are often generous, and even at full cost the popular lines and sizes sell

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Archive Aural: Who Is He (And What Is He To You)? by Bill Withers

This 1972 Bill Withers track about jealousy is written from the perspective of a cuckolded man. Bill sings of walking down the street with his girl, and being stared down by a man they pass: ‘Ahh, somethin’ in my heart and in your eye/ Tells me he’s not someone just passin’ by….And now when I

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Girl Crush: Brody Dalle

Cliterati has serious lady lust for Aussie Brody Dalle (born Bree Pucilowski), raging guitarist and dominant vocalist of now-defunct band The Distillers. It’s not just that she admirably based her stage surname on film actress Béatrice Dalle (Betty Blue being a Cliterati favourite, and its similarly unhinged star Béa an equal attraction). It’s also that

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Hot Release: Tessellate by Alt-J

This week’s hot release is Alt-J’s Tessellate, which keyboardist Gus Unger-Hamilton has been quoted as saying is “about boning”. The quartet met at Leeds Uni, and after a brief tussle with the band name FILMS they settled instead on Alt-J (two keys which make the sign of a triangle, or ∆, when pressed together on an Apple computer).

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MILF: Jack White

To celebrate Jack White’s 37th birthday this week, we thought we’d give him the honour of being Cliterati’s inaugural Muso We’d Like To…ahem… Yes, there are many unmentionable things we’d like to do with one of the most talented musos around today, and since such activities are better left to our imagination (and yours too

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Skin Two For You

Skin Two Magazine, as founder Tim Woodward quite rightly pointed out, is not just a fetish magazine: it’s a work of art – and a very stylish one at that. Beautifully designed, each glossy issue instantly becomes a collector’s item destined only for the finest coffee tables, due to its breathtaking photography and top quality

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Snog Song #1: Hermitude: Speak Of The Devil

This laid back beats track with its chilled out Aussie vibe is a great one for snogging in the sun. In Cliterati’s mind we’re listening to it half-drunk at a festival, bathed by the afternoon light, dancing in front of an outdoor stage. Cliterati’s doing that move you do when you push your behind against

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Style: Ratti Apparel

If you’re stuck for some seriously stylish and effortlessly cool yet comfortable weekend wear – and let’s face it, a big woolly jumper or hoodie isn’t always appropriate – then you need look no further than Ratti Apparel. Casual but classy, the collection comprises loose vests and batwing sweaters with quirky embroidered designs inspired by

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Erotica: Blood Lust

There are so many things I love about my girlfriend Gemma: her wicked sense of humour, her smile, her curvy calves, her gorgeous round bottom, and the dimples in all four of her cheeks. We’ve just moved in together, and every day I can’t wait to finish work just to get home and spend time

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