Toy Review: Frisky Faux Fox Fur Tail Butt Plug

There are two main situations where an online store runs out of stock on an item: one is that the product’s so popular supply doesn’t meet demand, the other is that the thingummy isn’t any cop and isn’t selling, so the vendors aren’t likely to get any more of them in. Fortunately, I had a

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Erotica: Biker Chick by Catalfi

It’s Friday night – you just texted to say you’re on your way home from work. I go into the kitchen and pour us both a drink. Then I get changed into the biker chick outfit, leather waistcoat, short black skirt, thigh-length boots with high heels, no underwear. I go into the garage, sit on my

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Erotica: Just One Of Those Things by Professor Barbara Foster

It had been almost a year since I visited the Bowery Poetry Club in Manhattan’s East village. Their Monday night open mic attracted a wide array of performers. One of them, a Latino fellow with shiny curls and eyes that lit up the stage, sang corny songs unsuitable to a bohemian joint where edginess prevailed.

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Erotica: An Animal in Her Element by Beth G

The wind drove sleet against the large picture window only a foot or two from my head, rattling sporadically. Thirty yards away in the darkness I could just see the white lines of ice (snow, perhaps?) that etching the branches, creating a subtle negative image of day. It was comforting and calming to be inside

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Toy Review: Jimmyjane Form 2

Jimmyjane’s Form 2 is an ever-present product on the shelf of every discerning adult shop, so we thought a thorough review well overdue: just what is it about this vibrator that makes it such an attractive item? Perhaps it’s the ever-spinning cogs of the company’s marketing department that make Form 2 such an enduring success,

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Event Review: Brighton Club Spank presents The Grand Age Of Corsets

Splashing through muddy puddles in my heels I wasn’t convinced that a rugby club was the best place to hold – as Club Spank calls it – a ‘fluffy fetish’ event. Even though it was just on the outskirts of Brighton, initially the (almost) countryside venue seemed an inconvenience, since missing the minibus organised by the

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Toy Review: Rabbits – Soraya, Whooper, Bondara Silicone, Amorino, Tingly Timmy

Soraya by Lelo Ably pipping its Lelo counterpart the Ina 2 to the post, the Soraya is worth the price you pay for a toy from the Lelo luxury brand (surprisingly this is not always the case, as demonstrated by some of their more ‘experimental’ products of late such as the much derided Pino). Smooth

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Toy Review: Lelo Soraya vs Lelo Ina 2

From one of the top-selling luxury brands of ‘lifestyle’ toys, Lelo’s Soraya has made waves at Cliterati towers thanks to its flexible clit-stim shaft and all-round effectiveness. Not only does it pack a fair punch on the G-spot and the clitoral areas, but the two approaches can be isolated and used separately, at the same

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Toy Preview: Luna by Lelo vs Lula by ElectraStim

There are many different names for what Anastasia in Fifty Shades called ‘Jiggle balls’, such as Ben Wa balls, Geisha balls, Kegel balls/exercisers, love eggs, silver balls and orgasm balls. Dr Arnold Henry Kegel’s publications gave us the terms Kegel exercises and Kegel exerciser. Kegel exercises are now the recommended way to improve a range

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Toy Review: Cara Sutra’s Beginners Bondage Kit

I recently read a piece in a national newspaper by a well-known columnist, which was a positive review of a new novel. The praise may have been well-deserved, but it was only when I scrolled down to the Comments section that it became apparent that the columnist and author were great friends – something readers

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Toy Review: Tingly Timmy e-stim Rabbit by MyStim

Family-run business MyStim is fast becoming one of Cliterati’s favourite companies thanks to its humorous product names and its determination to challenge established preconceptions of sex toy design. Originally a manufacturer for medical electrical stimulation merchandise used in physiotherapy and pain management, as the years passed the realisation dawned that not all customers were using

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Toy Review: Electrastim Flick Duo Stimulation Multi-Pack EM80

In Cliterati’s local adult shop the electro-sex section is in the dungeon-themed area, which is rather misleading as electro-sex isn’t necessarily about pain. In fact, it’s about increasing pleasure. This can mean longer, more intense orgasms (especially if you play with bringing yourself back from the brink time and again), and improved sensation. Imagine your

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Ten Sexy Short Stories in aid of Macmillan Cancer Support

Make donating to charity a real pleasure, and remind yourself why self love is the greatest love of all. Yes, it’s time to buy yourself, a partner, a friend, friend with benefits and/ or some other lucky lover a copy of www.Cliterati.co.uk‘s erotic e-anthology Ultimate Pleasure, which was released by The XX Corporation just in time for

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Cliterati presents Ultimate Pleasure erotica anthology in aid of Macmillan Cancer Support

Following in the footsteps of Ultimate Burlesque and Ultimate Decadence (Xcite) which so far have raised well over £10,000 for Macmillan Cancer Support, comes Ultimate Pleasure (Cliterati First Editions in alliance with The XX Corporation), an erotic e-anthology where one hundred percent of the profits raised will be donated directly to charity. Comprising ten erotic

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Event: Moral Panic Film Club

Join us in an evening of disgust and moral panic to raise funds to support Backlash UK’s academic, legal and campaigning resources defending freedom of sexual expression and the right to personal privacy. Did you know that you could potentially be prosecuted for taking consensual, private pictures of yourself or your partner, if the government

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Wise counsel from Susan Quilliam: I’m having regrets about the break-up

I was so sure that it was right for my ex and I to break up. Since we met four years ago, I’ve taken my degree, started work, got a promotion and moved into my own place – while he’s still struggling to get a qualification. It felt as if I was leaving him behind

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: My Mum’s just come out

Over new year, my Mum said she had something to tell me – and announced that she’s in love with a woman. She and Dad have been divorced for ten years, and since then she’s never had a boyfriend – but I thought that was just because she was too busy looking after my brother

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Win: The Cupid’s Couch in time for Valentine’s Day

If you’ve read our recent review of The Cupid’s Couch, you’ll know we’re great fans of this inflatable sex sofa. So much so, that we’ve arranged with sextoys.co.uk to share Cupid’s love with Cliterati readers! To enter the competition and be in with a chance of winning your very own Cupid’s Couch in black, worth

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Erotica: Just One Of Those Things by Professor Barbara Foster

It had been almost a year since I visited  the Bowery Poetry Club in Manhattan’s East village. Their Monday night open mic  attracted a wide array of performers. One of them, a Latino fellow with shiny curls and eyes that lit up the stage, sang corny songs unsuitable to a bohemian joint where edginess prevailed. Oblivious, his

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Erotica: I Love My Master (Part Two) by Catalfi

  This is Part Two of I Love My Master. Read Part One here I’m lying on your bed, naked and completely fucked.  You undress out of your work clothes then have a shower.  You come back into the bedroom and start to look for your clean clothes.  I stand up behind you and put my arms round

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Erotica: Male Writer Wants Female Reader by Kissbliss

Hello. Have you ever read a story that begins with this word? I am sure that you will have read many stories about a man and a woman. Have you ever read a story that is about you and me? I am equally certain that you haven’t, so please let me write one for you. I hope that you are at home,

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Toy Review: The Cupid’s Couch

Imagine an inflatable love seat which enables even the least fit amongst us to enjoy an endlessly varied sex life in absolute comfort, and you’d be halfway to heaven: hitch a real-life ride on The Cupid’s Couch and you’d be all the way there! This is because Cupid’s Couch is designed to make sexual positions

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: I had sex with my boss

We had a fantastic end-of-term party at the school I work at, and I got it on with my favourite man – he came back to my place and we had a great night. Trouble is, he’s a head of department and I’m a trainee doing teaching practice. We’re both free and single, and I’m

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Toy Review: Shiri Zinn Leather Harness and Ceramic Dildo

Central St Martin’s alumnus Shiri Zinn is renowned for her high-end sex toys, using her natural artistic aptitude and practical design skills to develop products of great beauty which are surprisingly functional. Her red leather strap-on harness and red ceramic dildo are a case in point: enticing to the eye and irresistible to the touch

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