Erotica: Argentine Tango – Lesson 9 (Part Two) by Lipstick&Lace

This is Part Two of Argentine Tango – Lesson 9. Read Part One here. My back hits something hard. You have backed me against the wall, a mirrored wall. It is cold and smooth. You take one last step, closing the distance between us. Your eyes don’t leave mine as you very slowly and deliberately

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Erotica: Argentine Tango – Lesson 9 (Part One) by Lipstick&Lace

Do you realise this will be the ninth hour we have spent together, dancing, our bodies pressed together, foreheads touching, as we explore the dance floor? There are distinct advantages to private classes. It’s always just us. Do the classes affect you like they affect me? Does your heart beat faster, do you grin from

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Erotica: My Secret Life – Vol 1, Chapter 4

My Secret Life was penned in Victorian London during one of the most exciting eras in the history of man, but an austere age of sexual repression and censorship. An uninhibited account of one man’s sexual and moral behaviour during the course of his life, it is one of the most openly erotic books ever written. Banned

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Toy Review: Sexy Christmas Stocking Presents

  Christian Grey Tie Christian Grey tie What better present for the man in your life than a Christian Grey tie from the official Fifty Shades Collection? Complete with a visual instruction guide and extra loops to enable all sorts of mischief, all it leaves is for you to choose your safe word and be

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: Should I go to hers for Christmas?

Dear Susan, This isn’t a sex question, or even a relationship question really. My girlfriend has just invited me to come and stay at her parents’ for Christmas, but I’m a bit wary that this means she’s getting too serious. We’ve only been going out for a few months – we have fun but no

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: Will our long-distance relationship work out?

Dear Susan, My boyfriend and I have had a long-distance relationship for 19 months – we’re at Uni at opposite ends of the country. But since we went back this year, things have changed. He doesn’t Skype as often, and when he does he’s a bit distant. Last time I rang, his flatmate got quite

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: My revenge affair

Dear Susan, I’ve been with my husband for nearly twenty years now, and he’s always been a womaniser. I’ve gradually come to accept that and we rub along, but I hate what he does and hate the fact that he expects me to accept it because he brings home the cash and stays with me

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: Sex toys – why bother?

Dear Susan, It seems as if everywhere I turn, people are going on about sex toys: they’re advertised online, they’ve been the subject of endless programmes on TV. And my oldest friend spent our wine-bar evening last week telling me about this great new vibrator she’s bought. Thing is, I don’t like the idea. I

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Erotica: My Secret Life – Vol 1, Chapter 3

My Secret Life was penned in Victorian London during one of the most exciting eras in the history of man, but an austere age of sexual repression and censorship. An uninhibited account of one man’s sexual and moral behaviour during the course of his life, it is one of the most openly erotic books ever written. Banned

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Erotica: While You Thought I Was Sleeping by Lipstick & Lace

I could have ended it. I could have ended it before it even began. Just by opening my eyes. But I didn’t want to. I wanted it to go on forever. The way your hands roamed my body when you thought I was asleep. They glided over my skin, the friction with my clothes between

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Sex Toy Preview: Male ‘Guybrator’ PULSE Launches Today

We’ve had ‘manscara’ and ‘guyliner’ for the metrosexuals amongst us, and now thanks to innovative British company Hot Octopuss we’ve got the ‘guybrator’ – also known as the PULSE sex toy for men. At the heart of the toy lies the cutting edge PulsePlate™, delivering a far more intense experience than vibrators through deep and powerful

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Erotica: My Secret Life – Vol 1, Chapter 2

My Secret Life was penned in Victorian London during one of the most exciting eras in the history of man, but an austere age of sexual repression and censorship. An uninhibited account of one man’s sexual and moral behaviour during the course of his life, it is one of the most openly erotic books ever written. Banned

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: I told my gay friend I loved him

Dear Susan, This sounds like an adolescent romcom, but it really isn’t. I have a male colleague who’s has now become a close friend. We work together a lot, we also go out two or three times a week together to films, meals and such – and over the year we’ve known each other I’ve

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Erotica: I Love My Master by Catalfi

It’s Friday afternoon and I’ve just arrived home. You’re not home from work yet so I let myself in and lock the door behind me. I make myself a cup of tea and sit in the chair, relaxing after my hard day at work! I know when you come home we’ll probably go out for

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: I don’t want to talk about it!

Hi Susan, I love my new man to bits, but he really gets off on discussing sex. Every time we make love he wants to tell me what he liked – and he seems quite astonished that I don’t do the same. He’s not complaining or asking me to do anything different, but I can

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Erotica: The Morning After by TG Stone

I’d got a job on the East coast, and had to find somewhere to live pretty quick. The web makes that a lot easier these days, and within a day I’d not only found Lloyd’s lovely 3 bedroom house, but moved in. He was away quite a bit with his job in engineering, and was

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Erotica: My Secret Life – Vol 1, Chapter 1

My Secret Life was penned in Victorian London during one of the most exciting eras in the history of man, but an austere age of sexual repression and censorship. An uninhibited account of one man’s sexual and moral behaviour during the course of his life, it is one of the most openly erotic books ever written. Banned

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: I can’t feel a thing!

Hi Susan I like making love, and I climax fairly easily when my clit’s touched. But when it comes to vaginal, there’s just nothing happening down there. He penetrates, he enjoys it, we make sure that whatever he does I get some clit action (fingers, CAT position), and so I usually have a good time.

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Erotica: A Night Out (Part Two) by Catalfi

This is Part Two of A Night Out by Cliterati reader Catalfi. You can read Part One here. Just sitting here, casually finishing my drink – I don’t think anyone noticed what you were doing to me, did they? We’re in a secluded corner here; no-one noticed you teasing and stroking my clit oh so

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Event Preview: A Night Out at Shunga at The British Museum

On Friday 1st November from 6.30pm to 10pm Sexual Alchemy and Afterglow will be teaming up for a group visit to The British Museum to see Shunga: Sex and Pleasure in Japanese Art. And you’re invited! They’ll be meeting up at 6:30pm just inside the museum to then explore the exhibition together. Afterwards you’re welcome to join them

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: Have Dating Rules Changed?

Dear Susan I’m a 52 year old woman married for 25 years and divorced for two. The split was absolutely the right thing to do, but now I’m ready to fall in love again, things are going wrong. I’ve gone to a number of events – speed dating, online dating meet-ups, alternative workshops – where

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Toy Review: Laid D.1 Silicone Dildo, Laid P.2 Silicone Cock Ring, Laid P.3 Silicone Cock Ring

  Laid is one of Cliterati’s favourite boutique producers of ‘lifestyle products’. A Norwegian company founded by two women, Laid has a very clear aesthetic: its sex toys are of great beauty and taste, and just as importantly they actually deliver when it comes to practicalities. Take for example the Laid D.1 Silicone Dildo: I’ve

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: Shall I sleep with my colleague?

Hi Susan I’ve just come back from a conference where I hung out with four female colleagues from another branch whom I’d never met before. We all got on well, but the last evening when the others had gone to bed, one particular woman and I stayed behind and chatted – with benefit of alcohol

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