Erotica: A Night Out (Part One) by Catalfi

All dressed up for a night out: short black skirt, leather waistcoat, black stockings, heels. First we go for a lovely meal. Sitting opposite you, I keep looking at you; I really want to kiss you, to feel your tongue in my mouth. After the meal we walk to a pub not far away. We

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: Help – He Comes Too Quickly!

Hi Susan I’m with a lovely guy and outside the bedroom we get on really well – lots in common, he makes me laugh, he treats me like a princess. Inside the bedroom it’s a bit different; whether he’s inside me or I’m delivering oral, he lasts for about 60 seconds, then we’re done. Yes,

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Review: Pleaser Seduce Open Back Thigh-high Boots

Just in case you’re under the misapprehension that Richard Gere and Julia Roberts were the stars of Pretty Woman, let me put you straight: the true scene stealers of the film were Vivian’s patent boots – and not only for their condom-storing properties (although let it be known that we here at Cliterati are great

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: He just can’t get enough

Susan, help. My partner of six months has a really, really high sex drive. He likes to have sex three times a night, and though you might think that’s great, it’s actually not. I like sex, don’t get me wrong, but his constant demands are getting me down. At first his needing sex all the

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: Should I leave my cheating partner?

Hi Susan Last weekend my partner of seven years confessed to me that for the past year he’s been seeing someone else. He says he’s realised his mistake, realised that he wants to be with me not with her, and wants us to start again. I feel so stupid and so betrayed that I can’t

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: Should I get back with my ex?

Hi Susan Just met up again with my ex of five years ago, and we’ve arranged to go out for a meal next week. I’m so, so tempted to take it further – he’s as handsome as he’s ever been, has just moved back to our home town to take a great job, and when

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: How can I support my partner better?

Dear Susan I’m with a woman I love dearly and who means the world to me. But she’s going through a really, really hard time – she’s moved down South to be with her parents who are both quite elderly and ill, and that also means she’s taken on a new job which is proving challenging. I’m moving down

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Preview: My Secret Life – Introduction and Preface

Cliterati is proud to announce that we will be serialising erotic autobiography ‘My Secret Life’, a unique ‘audiofilm’ project by composer Dominic Crawford Collins, combining recorded narrative with original score. ‘My Secret Life’, the anonymously written erotic memoirs of an English gentleman who refers to himself simply as ‘Walter’, is the longest book of its

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News: Eroticon USA Next Top Erotica Writer Contest

Is EL James the only one who can write a story so hot that your cheeks burn as you turn the page? Hell No! Show the world what you’ve got! We know you’ve been working on the best smut, so submit your short story, novella or novel to Eroticon USA’s Next Top Erotic Writer Contest

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: I want more orgasms more often

Hi Susan I noticed that it was National Orgasm Day a while back, and that made me realise that I’m absolutely fed up with not having as many climaxes as I’d like. My man and I work really hard, get not much time together and when we do make out it’s usually late at night

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Toy Preview: Lelo’s Gigi 2 and Liv 2 launch today

Since Lelo’s Mona 2 is my favourite vibrator (it’s worth every goddamn penny – trust me), we here at Cliterati thought you might be interested in hearing that Lelo has a second version of two other toys set to launch today, August 13th. Yes, since the Gigi 2 and Liv 2 now come with more

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: I want my holiday fling to remain just that

Hi Susan I feel so stupid about this. I went on holiday with three girlfriends and we had an amazing time. But one evening towards the end of the holiday we all got hammered and I ended up spending the night on the beach with one of the reps. So far no problem, but… I’d

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: How can we keep cool while we’re getting hot?

Hi Susan I know you normally answer quite serious questions about sex, so you’ll maybe think this is a bit trivial. But can you give us some tips on how to make out in hot and humid weather. My girl and I are getting together this weekend – we’re at Uni at opposite ends of

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Toy Review: Fun Factory’s Stronic Zwei and Stronic Drei

Having rated the Stronic Eins amongst my Top Twelve Sex Toys of 2012, I was intrigued about manufacturer Fun Factory’s second and third variations on the theme. Stronic meaning ‘strong’ in German, and Eins, Zwei and Drei translating as One, Two and Three respectively, I was interested to see what could be different about a

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: Which contraception should we use?

Hi Susan I’m 24 and very happy with my boyfriend and our sex life. We’ve both been tested for STIs, so all we need take care of is contraception – and for the last three years I’ve been on the pill. But now I’d really like to come off it and use more natural methods.

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Erotica: Curbing Desires by Jenniefer Pickup

I was driving along the road, not precisely in a hurry but eager to get home. I was about to execute a left hand turn when she stepped into the intersection. Quickly braking, it registered on me what a beautiful woman she was. And how familiar she looked. Although covered by sunglasses, unmistakably our eyes

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: He’s lost his mojo!

Dear Susan My husband and I have been together for four years now and everything’s wonderful; we’ve got a lovely house, our little girl is a year old and we’re very happy. But for the last few months my husband has suddenly had huge problems getting an erection – either with me or on his

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Erotica: I Wish I Spoke Lesbian by Jenniefer Pickup

I want to do what I want to that one woman I see at work…the one that doesn’t see me. I am but a shy hetero with raunchy designs on a blatant lesbian. I have no idea how to get to a place where seduction is possible. How do I seduce a woman? And a

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: Don’t make me give him oral sex

Hi Susan I’ve never liked giving men oral sex. Putting my mouth so near where their urine comes from seems to me to be a step too far, and the thought of swallowing cum is horrendous. But of the five partners I’ve had, 100% have wanted oral sex and one of them, my very first

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: How do I get her to commit?

Hi Susan I’ve been single for a while and before that I was in a relationship that wasn’t all that good for me. My partner never gave me much attention and really didn’t seem to value me. In the end, she left for someone else and I was devastated. Since then I’ve found it really

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Review: Sharon Sloane Latex Mini Dress and Latex Leggings, Black Lace brand PVC Open Cup Corset and Pjur Latex Shiners

Being a cage-dancer at The Snake Pit venue in the Glastonbury Festival’s infamous Shangri-La area brings its own set of challenges – not least what to wear. Because when you’re performing in front of an audience of thousands over several nights, and the idea is to entertain as well as titillate, you can’t go at it

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: What’s wrong with my penis?

Hi Susan Quick question. I’ve started getting a lot of pain when I urinate, and some discharge from my penis. Can you tell me what’s wrong and whether there’s any medication I can get. I’ve tried looking this up on the web but there’s no definite answers. I can’t go to my GP because he

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: Am I being unfaithful?

Dear Susan I have never so  much as touched another man since I met my boyfriend six months ago. But he’s wobbling because I’ve now become really good friends with a guy at work. We spend every lunchtime together, have a regular arrangement to go for a drink on Wednesdays, and I really like his

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: I’m envious of my single friends

Hi Susan My two best friends have both recently had broken engagements – one left her fiancé, the other got dumped. At first I felt for them, and was sympathetic. But now they’ve recovered, are seeing lots of guys, are having a really good time – and my feelings are starting to get more confused.

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