Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: Have I given myself cancer?

Hi Susan I know you’re not a doctor, but I thought you might be able to advise. I’ve had a positive smear – no treatment needed though they are going to keep an eye on me – but I really want to know what might have caused it. There’s a lot of talk about whether

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: I’m still angry at his affair

Dear Susan I’m really struggling right now. Over the summer, while I was away on holiday with my friends, my partner had a fling with someone at work. He told me the minute I came back, finished it with her, we kissed and made up. The woman in question has moved away so I’m pretty

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Toy Review: Female Chastity Belt and Butt Plug Harness

Planning to buy a lover some silky underwear for Christmas? It may be time for a rethink: how about underwear made of something else, like leather? Forget bows and ruffles as trimming, and instead add a couple of padlocks for decoration, because we’re talking about the ultimate in naughty knickers: a chastity belt for women

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: He won’t use protection.

Dear Susan, Great new man, great new sex life. Problem – he won’t use condoms. We’ve got round it up to now by being very, very, very careful and having lots of hand, oral and anal. But I really want to feel relaxed in bed and just don’t – while he says that the only

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Toy Review: We-Vibe Thrill

Being a fan of the (at least!) two-pronged approach to masturbation involving a pair of vibrators, I’m always on the look-out for the one single toy which successfully incorporates both clitoral and G-spot stimulation. There are many products on the market which claim to do this, but personally I’ve yet to find one which hits

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: He hates being naked

Hi Susan My new partner has a real thing about getting naked. He’s a lovely man and when we do get down and dirty we have a great time. But whereas I just stand there and whip off my kit, he’d be happy just to ease his boxers aside and do it fully clothed, and

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Toy Review: Doc Johnson Jeff Stryker Realistic Cock 10 inch Dildo

I think I’m in love with Doc Johnson’s Jeff Stryker Realistic Dildo. Yes, I know it’s an inanimate object that won’t love me back, but what with the perpetual retro cool trend, surely it’s OK to worship a ten inch rubber cock from the 80s. It isn’t? Well it should be, because Stryker’s cock is

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Toy Review: Shiri Zinn Cupcake Vibrator

Having followed designer Shiri Zinn’s career in unpredictable yet highly desirable and utterly fabulous sex toys for some years, it came as no surprise when Zinn’s latest creation was unveiled and proved to be just as enchanting and exquisite as her previous forays into sexy fun. What did come as a surprise was that the

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: We’ve got out of the habit…

Dear Susan I love my partner very much. We’ve been together for three years, I still fancy him like mad, I have no intention either of leaving him or having an affair and I know he feels the same. But we’ve just got out of the habit of having sex all that often. We managed

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Erotica: A Strapping Couple (Part 2) by Silken Sheets

This is Part 2 of A Strapping Couple by Silken Sheets. Read Part 1 here. Once inside that was it.  They threw their bags down and kissed passionately.  She pulled his t-shirt over his head to reveal his impressive physique. “Wow!” She exclaimed and began to feel his shoulders, his pecs, his abs.  He did

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Competition: Win YESforLOV Goodies, Personalised Sex Toy Storage Box and MORE courtesy of Vibrator Kingdom

Now, there’s nothing we like more at Cliterati than a good give-away, especially when the goodies are of the high standard we’ve come to expect from superb online sex store Vibrator Kingdom. With its careful selection of products, fantastic customer relations and bespoke sex toy storage service, VK really is a whole new world of

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Erotica: A Strapping Couple (Part 1) by Silken Sheets

This is Part 1 of A Strapping Couple by Silken Sheets. Read Part 2 here. They’d seen each other at the gym a lot.  Both after-work trainers their schedules used to coincide a lot of the time and they’d regularly bump into each other using the same equipment. They were both in great shape, both

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Toy Review: BS Is Nice Harness and Small Pegging Dildo

Ahh, Pegging: the preserve of the straight man, the pleasure bestowed by his aroused, empowered female partner, the all-in-all fabulousness of Lady Muck strapping on a phallus to fuck Lord Muck tenderly up the arse. Pegging is to be celebrated, encouraged, enjoyed. It no more makes a man ‘gay’ than it implies a woman is

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Toy Review: The Sportsheets Slut Spanking Paddle

Following on from our last piece on the perfect spanking outfit, we thought we’d investigate the humble – or should that be ‘humbling’ – paddle further. Here at Cliterati we’ve always been intrigued by patterned and word spankers. Whilst hearts and jackboots may not necessarily be for us, the Slut paddle has long been on

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Toy Review: Labia Spreaders with Stockings

Since it’s the time of year to wrap up warm and cover those bare legs, we at Cliterati thought we’d get seasonal and review some hosiery. But not any of your usual M&S tights or hold-ups from Boots which form the staples of many women’s top drawers, oh no: being of a naughty nature we

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Toy Review: Bespoke Wooden Dildo by The Kinky Drawer

I think I’ve found my favourite non-vibrating sex toy of all time. Wait, let me qualify that statement: I think The Kinky Drawer have found – and created – my favourite non-vibrating sex toy of all time for me. Said toy is a long, large, double-ended, caterpillar-shaped wooden dildo, handmade just for moi, to my specifications, and is a

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Toy Review: Personalised Sex Toy Storage Box by Vibrator Kingdom

Every now and again something extra-special pops through our door. It doesn’t have to be an expensive item, or anything particularly exclusive, but more often than not it’s something with the personal touch which strikes a chord. On this occasion it was a sex toy storage box with the words ‘Mia More & Roger More,

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Erotica: Painted Lady By Molly Moore

Molly wrote the piece below as a result of a painting prompt from the Robert Lenkiewicz ‘Woman Masturbating’ nude above. Molly also created her own version of the painting (top) using her camera and computer. As soon as I walked into the room I knew the decision had been made. I had only been gone what seemed

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Erotica: Steph v Sandy (Part 2) by Bunkle

This is Part 2 of Steph v Sandy. You can read Part 1 here. I hated this stupid storm. It had made me stay late at work. The whole place had been full of people from head office all day. We all knew that we needed to keep our servers up whatever happened, and they

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Wise Council From Susan Quilliam: Could I Be Gay?

Dear Susan, I’m a man of 23. I have no problem having an erection when I’m on my own, when I’m with a woman I just can’t keep things going. None of my relationships have lasted long, and recently I’ve had a lot of one night stands – but I’m now getting more and more

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Toy Preview: The Fifty Shades of Grey Official Pleasure Collection from Lovehoney

This year it’s been almost impossible to escape the Fifty Shades of Grey phenomena, so why not submit entirely and treat yourselves to the official range, available exclusively from Lovehoney? With cold winter nights drawing in close, the Fifty Shades line is the perfect excuse to stay in and generate your own kind of heat.

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Erotica: Steph v Sandy (Part 1) by Bunkle

This is Part 1 of Steph v Sandy. You can read Part 2 here. Superstorm Sandy was coming, and I was still at work. We had been in our server building, half a mile away from the office and normally almost empty of humans, in a frenzy of activity all day, it was a matter of

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Erotica: Hungry Beast by Molly Moore

Nothing seems to be enough at the moment yet I am satisfied beyond what words can describe. How can these two opposites exist in me at the same time? I sleep that restful sleep of a woman well used and loved yet during my waking hours I think about; more. I am haunted by the

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Event: ‘Daisy’ Online Film Premiere Weekend on Cliterati

‘Cocktails with Cliterati’ Promo from Jump Start Productions on Vimeo. For Cliterati, this weekend (3rd – 5th November) is all about the inimitable porn star Daisy Rock, as we will be playing host to the exclusive, free showing of ‘Daisy (Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go To Ibiza)’, Director Jamie Patterson’s behind-the-scenes documentary

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