Review: Vinyl Fitted Fetish Sheet

There are certain occasions when a vinyl sheet would come in useful during sex. Not only during your time of the month, when for practical reasons a little extra bed linen protection would come in handy, but also when a spot of sploshing, also known as WAM (wet and messy fetish), is the order of

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Erotica: Customer Service (Part 1) by The Consultant

As an independent business consultant with an exceptionally lucky run of success in my earlier career, I get to meet a lot of business people. Some of them are self-made business owners, some of them the executives and managers of big corporate bodies. It’s fun, exciting and rewarding. Occasionally it’s quite scary, dealing with powerful

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Film: Diary of A Porn Star – Daisy (Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go To Ibiza)

DAISY TRAILER 2012 from Jump Start Productions on Vimeo. If there’s one thing I learned about the adult film industry from Daisy Rock’s documentary ‘Daisy’ that I didn’t know before, it’s that porn stars like a good smoke. From the edits of this film, you could be led to believe that they’re always chuffing away

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Erotica: Packing For A Night Out by Silken Sheets

Carly was standing in front of the mirror. She stood there, half dressed for her night out, smiling to herself, giggling at her pose. She stood with one hand by her side, the other fondling her balls, watching as her big cock moved from side to side. She was packing and she enjoyed it. She was different

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News: Lust For Lelo

Following feedback from customers and reviewers alike, upmarket intimate toy favourites Lelo have recently brought out upgraded models of some of their best-selling items. The Oden 2, Lyla 2 and Tiani 2 may have been out for a while now (read our Tiani 2 review here), but now the Mona, Ina, Elise and even the

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Book Extract: Dreaming of Her by Maggie Morton

Isa was walking down a dimly lit hotel hallway. Every foot or so a seashell-shaped wall sconce glowed with a gentle, golden light. A door to her left caught her eye—room sixty-nine. Did Lilith await her beyond the door? There was, of course, only one way to find out. Inside the room, candles burned on

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Erotica: “Good Morning Sir” by Molly Moore

I see him sleeping, the early morning light illuminating his shoulders and back and highlighting the curls of his hair. The steady rise and fall of his chest as he breathes the deep slow breaths of sleep show me he is deep in slumber. I sit and watch, mesmerised, studying his back and neck, memorising

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Event: Club Spank ‘Fluffy Fetish’ Halloween Bash

Seaside fun and frolicks don’t get much better than the upcoming ‘fluffy fetish’ Club Spank event in Brighton. Previously a night in Perth, Australia, Club Spank have upped sticks and settled on our own sunny shores to bring us the best in alternative evenings of sexy entertainment. The club has a definite door policy when

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Erotica: Red’s Rock Star Romance (Part 2)

This is Part 2 of Red’s Rock Star Romance. Click here to read Part 1. “I’m speechless”, I said, turning to Nicky. “Then don’t speak”, he suggested with a smile, taking my face in his hands and giving me the longest JD and Coke flavoured kiss I’d ever had. God, it was delicious, and I

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Erotica: Red’s Rock Star Romance (Part 1)

I’m a music journalist, and over the course of my career I’ve interviewed all kinds of musicians right across the music spectrum: Producers, guitarists, rappers, ravers, singer-songwriters, multi-instrumentalists, Metallers, classical violinists, punks, pop stars, opera singers, DJs, jazz legends – you name it, the lot. But because of their crazy stories my favourite interviewees have

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Breast Cancer Awareness Month: Sex After a Mastectomy by Lady Grubhorn

Ok, so I only have one tit now. It’s a nice small, pert tit and we get on fine. I’m a bit of a tit myself, so it doesn’t feel too lonely. Just as we are all individuals, cancer affects us all in individual ways. It’s such a bland yet scary word ‘cancer’. Personally it makes

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Toy Reviews: Cupid’s Club SuperG Vibrator

Ahhh…the mysterious G-spot orgasm: either you’ve had one and want more, or you’ve heard about them and are interested in experiencing one for yourself. Happily, in each case Lovehoney’s bestselling Cupid’s Club SuperG Vibrator is here to help you achieve your aim (in both senses of the word). At first glance, the SuperG is clearly

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Style: London Fetish Weekend’s Fetish Fashion & Deviant Dance Event

As out and proud fans of all things fabulous and latex, sexy and steampunk, gothic, punk, and let’s face it, pretty much every alternative fashion featuring rubber, exquisite corsetry and super-sharp tailoring (or all of the above), for Cliterati London Fetish Weekend has become something of an annual highlight – where else can you find

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Toy Review: Lelo TIANI 2

Well, where to start this review of the Lelo TIANI 2 except to say that the words “mind-blowing sex” may have been uttered more than once following its various testing sessions. Yes, this is Lelo’s most recent incarnation of the original TIANI 2, this time with more wireless capability (“3x greater range than all other wireless

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Sexual Health: Coming Clean

It isn’t often that I find myself at the city’s Sexual Health clinic, but this morning I was there to offer support to my friend Claire* who joked that she’d been, in the immortal words of Beyoncé Knowles in Lady Gaga’s utterly fabulous video Telephone “a very bad girl. A very, very, bad, bad girl”.

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Style: Torture Garden Stripes, Cape, Corset, Thong and Gloves

House of Harlot’s well-thought out Torture Garden range enables you to choose an entire latex look without having to think through too many combinations, starting from a ‘complete outfit’ and discarding the items you don’t want along the way before you pay. For example, I love the naughtiness of this steel-boned corset and the sexy restrictive cape (especially

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Style: J.W. Anderson’s French Maid Fashion

If you like to take your bedroom fantasy into your everyday wear, you could do worse than take a page out of designer J.W. Anderson’s book. His gorgeous French Maid Dress, above, brings to mind Maggie Gyllenhaal in Secretary: the high-necked restrictive frontage is supremely sexy (especially when coupled with the promise of such suggestive buttons)

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Style: The Perfect Spanking Outfit

If you’re into a bit of slap and tickle and maybe a good old-fashioned spanking too, then we’ve put together a little outfit for you that can only serve to enhance the experience. Step forward The LateX Collection’s Zip Shirt and Rubber Girl’s Spanking Skirt, two fabulous pieces of latex fun which when paired together

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Style: Bijou Bedding with Kate Storer

There’s much to be said about decorating a bedroom to reflect your personality, and one of the best things about bed linen is that since it’s temporary you can change it to suit your mood – and your guest! Here are some sexy and stylish covers designed by Kate Storer, who’s been working on her

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Bared To You by Sylvia Day

If you’re looking for a well-written erotic novel featuring complex characters and obsessive sex, then Bared To You is your bonkbuster. It’s the first in Sylvia Day’s ‘Crossfire’ series of novels (the second instalment Reflected In You is due out in the autumn), it’s been on the New York Times Bestseller list for ten weeks,

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Girl Crush: Missy Elliott

Clearly one of the most talented ladies in the musical world, La Elliott is the closest thing to a bird with bollocks this side of the operating table. Well-respected as a rapper, singer-songwriter and producer, not only is Melissa ‘Missy’ Elliott the only female rapper to have six platinum albums in the US, but she’s

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Toys: Alise Vibrator by NS Novelties

If you’re a woman who likes to have your chuff stuffed, leaving your hands free for clitoral stimulation either manually or with another vibrator, then the lovely Alise is for you. We here at Cliterati find that in that situation many vibes are automatically pushed out by our Kegels the minute we get excited, so

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Erotica: Straight to Gay

Some people are aware of being attracted to the same sex early on, for others there’s a gradual realisation, and for others still there’s an ever-changing scale of gayness which varies throughout their lives. Me? Well, I’d genuinely never thought about women in that way before I saw Leah, and then it hit me like

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BDSM at Ess & Emm

Well, where to start? That’s the issue facing Mr More and myself as we survey our surroundings. We’re at renowned dungeon Ess & Emm, and there’s just so much for us to explore: an extensive array of (deep breath) differing paddles, canes, mitts, clamps, harnesses, cuffs, leather and rubber outfits, high-heeled shoes, blinds, blinkers, gags,

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