Last night my hunk came round to cook dinner for us. After a short while we decided to go to bed and have some fun.
I locked up and did the usual before going to bed. Then I decided to take a treat up with me. A bowl of cream and some delicious Manuka Honey - it cost me £8.50 for 250grms. but its very good for you and has a caramel flavour.
I put it down on the bedside table next to him and got undressed. Next thing I knew he'd eaten nearly the lot.
"Cor, that's delicious" he piped up.
" You daft bugger" I said, " That was supposed to go on your Cock.
Men!
