When we're together, sex is pretty ordinary. After this many years, it's become routine and predictable. I bet you'd be shocked at how I behave when you're at work...
On those early starts, you may think I'm still sleeping soundly but as soon as I hear your car drive off, I reach for my secret drawer. You know about my vibrators - you bought me them both for a bit of a joke and apart from occasional games, as far as you know, I never touch them. WRONG !
I've got two, a "rabbit" and an immensely long and thick one. Believe me, they both get damn good, regular workouts.
I loke to imagine I'm being forced to take the biggest cock in my tight hole. At first I genuinely am tense, as I put that gorgeous thick tool at my lips and I imagine my lover whispering encouragement as he tries to part them with his fingers.
I lick my own fingers and use them to spread my cunt and then, with my knees drawn high and legs spread wide, I begin to ease the vibrator up there. It feels so big and I really have to stretch my pussy to take it in. It's often quite painful at first, but, unlike the real first time, I'm soon wet and it's slipping in amd out easily. I never turn it on until it's right in, but lately, I like to use the rabbit against my clit and the "thickie" right up my hole. You say I'm quiet in bed, but I don't hold back my cries when I come with my toys, oh no!
Another top fantasy is having two men at once, and now, with my toys I can replicate that. It took a while to learn to take one in the ass but practice was fun and I managed the big one right in after just a few tries. After that, using the rabbit in my cunt at the same time was easy but oh God, the sensations.
I do it in front of the cheval mirror so I can watch me fucking myself in both holes at once. I'd love you to catch me, and take over the hand work until I come, then use your cock in my arse, your balls slapping against my fanny,which is stretched around the buzzing Rabbit. Yep, what a buzz i'd get from that.
In the evenings, when you work late shifts, I like to look for other items to use to satisfy my depraved needs. I've shoved all manner of fruit and vegetables into my pussy, the bigger the better - I love feeling stretched. Our old sofa used to have polished round wooden armrests, like wooden mushrooms, about 3.5 inches in diameter,and yes, I even tried to straddle one of those once, lowering my cunt onto it and pulling my lips as wide as they'd go. I had to use a hell of a lot of KY and it hurt but I did it, facing the back of the chair and writhing onto the knob until I got there.
Do you remember those old curtain poles, the previous owner left behind? You took them down and put them in the garage to dump? They had the most amazing finials, knobbly and egg shaped. I confess that one evening, I sawed through one end of the pole, so I had a length about 8 inches plus the finial which was about 2 inches thick & 4 long. I retired early to bed that night. I laid my feet on the pillows with my head at the foot of the bed, then put my feet against the wall, legs spread.
I used the wall to brace against as I put my homemade pleasure toy, well lubricated, against my pussy hole. The anticipation had been so great that I was dripping wet anyway and it was surprisingly easy to take. The carved wooden finial felt amazing inside, more so as I began to work it in and out. It was pleasure and pain intermingled; my slit was bruised and aching but my clit was swollen and tender, a sensation increased by my fist brushing it with each brutal stroke as I slammed the hard "cock" into me.
There was never any question of holding back and I shouted out as I came. Strangely, whilst I have no embarrasment while I am taking my pleasure, as soon as I've come, I can't wait to remove the evidence and sadly, I binned the finial that same day. Shame, no vibrator has ever come close although the design isn't unlike several I've owned.
Yes, you really should forget your wallet and pop back in one day, or come home early and surprise me. I think you'd be more likely the surprised one!
