Sex toys are fab - and there's one thing even better (OK, two) - cheaper sex toys. Cliterati has teamed up with Lovehoney to offer all visitors £5 off when you spend £40 or more at LoveHoney - and you get free shipping too. Get your voucher here. And if you're not sure what to buy, remember, Valentine's Day is around the cornder, so why not angle for one of these fab gifts? It makes a change from a rubbish bunch of roses from your local garage...

The candy necklace of your childhood gets an erotic upgrade with this super-sweet and super-sexy Candy G-String. Slip it on and let a lucky someone eat it off! Yummy! It's also a cheap alternative to a peral thong...

Got a sex-toy-shy bloke, worried you'll prefer it to him? Convince him you only want a vibe base on his magnificent member. This Clone a willy kit helps you create an inch-perfect replica of your partner's penis in minutes - and turn it into a vibrator! Safe, easy and fun to use, the kit is non toxic and 100% biodegradable.

The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand is now available in the UK! The mains-powered Wand has been America's favourite massager for years, but until now it's only been available in the US. It's sold as a straight stress-relieving massager - but we know what it's really good for....

For the ulimate romantic experience... A shower of over 100 scented silk rose petals, four tea lights and a special invitation card. Ideal for the American Beauty effect in your own home.

Or why not try this Super multispeed vibrating egg with oh-so-cute mini heart patterns all over. One touch control, great price. Quiet too. What are you waiting for?

As recommended by The Sex Inspectors, the TongueJoy Romance Edition provides exquisite vibrations along with the warmth, wetness and attention to detail that can only be achieved by your partner's tongue. The TongueJoy can also be used on fingers, toes or anywhere else your imagination takes you!

And finally, for comedic effect, you can't beat the Pink Limpy: the most realistic fake limp dick in the world. Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or pack it, this is the latest craze. Take it to the pub and you'll see why...