Sex toy website, LoveHoney.co.uk, has announced plans to create its very own regiment of sex toy testers. The LoveHoney Orgasm Army aims to compile the nation’s largest library of sex toy reviews – and they are recruiting now.

Are you prepared to record your orgasms online for Queen and country? By enlisting with the Orgasm Army you will be required to submit a review of your favourite sex toy, which will then go into the online library. Orgasm Army officers will then inspect the submissions and shortlist the best applicants. If you are selected you will go on to become an official Orgasm Army reviewer, receiving free sex toys in return for sharing your sex toy experiences on the Orgasm Army website.
So if you’re a pro with a Prostate massager, raring to go with a rampant rabbit, gagging to get to work on a ball gag, or just dying to tell the world about your recent encounter with an oversized dildo, go to OrgasmArmy.co.uk and sign up. It’s all in the name of research, and will provide reviews for people to find the toy they really need. Applicants must be over 18 years old and reside in the UK.
Your country needs you – what are you waiting for?