The Horny Hopper undoubtedly falls into the comedy product camp. Imagine a space hopper – yes, the orange things from the 1970s that children bounced up and down on. Then picture it with a giant black vibrator attached to it. Quite who came up with this idea, we’re not sure but we’re guessing they may have been on mind-altering substances at the time.
Though this may well appeal for people who are balloon or rubber fetishists, that’s a relatively niche market. Also, the vibrator attached is huge – about eight inches and thick, with a clitoral stimulator at the base – which makes it a tad unfeasible to use. Still, the Horny Hopper is highly amusing to look at and would make a good talking point if you have fairly open-minded friends. But we reckon it's better for fun than fucking.


