Cliterati is joining forces with the Proud gallery for a night of burlesque debauchery on New Year's Eve. The party includes:
- Fabulous burlesque
- Live bands
- The best DJs in Londn
- The Vladibar and photographic gallery

It was a warm summer's evening and I had been surfing the net, checking my e-mail and looking up a few photos of lovely naked women when the doorbell rang. I hurriedly closed down the computer in case I had to invite someone in and opened the door. Maria from next door stood there. She was about the same age as me, 40, 5’6” tall slim, long legs with a good figure and short black hair. She had 2 children and was living with Mike after they had each got divorced.

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For Sonny's birthday Jan thought she would treat him to a very special night-in. She took the day off work, tidied up the flat and cooked him his favourite meal for when he got home. After dinner, as she was about to start clearing the plates away, the doorbell rang.
"That'll be the first half of your present, darling, could you get the dorr while I finish up in here?" said Jan.

“I’d really like to pork you.”
The belch that followed this erotic request only served to emphasise the charm of the speaker, an obvious City boy with a face that had the puffiness of a heavy drinker who lived on junk food, and a body that, though slim, hinted at imminent rebellion around the stomach. I guessed that he was in his twenties, money-obsessed and used to getting his own way. But, glancing at the object of his ‘affections’, I had to concede one point. He had good taste.

The morning arrived, sun shining and blue skies. A Friday off work this was the day I’d been waiting for as long as I could remember. Today I was going out dressed as a woman, my partner and I had been together for 5 years, since the sixth form and I had confessed my passion for dressing up in my sister's clothes almost within the first month of our relationship. Instead of laughing or ridiculing me she was very interested in my wants and needs.

Caroline Knight finished laying out the trays of the Moroccan takeaway on the coffee table that stood in the angle between the sofa and an easy chair, just as Lorna rang the doorbell. She picked up the bottle of wine from the table and skipped to the front door. She flung it open and theatrically flinging wide her arms shouted her usual greeting, with Lorna making her customary responses with matching extravagance.

You’ve never taken me to a work do before, and I’m really enjoying myself. Particularly, the way that you keep looking at me, as if you can’t quite believe that it’s me you’re with. I want that reaction, and it makes me tingle, in all the right places.

Daniel and I have only been seeing each other a couple of months, and we don’t get many opportunities to spend time together due to busy fledgling careers and living in different cities. When we are together sparks fly, but up until last night I had doubts about our long term compatibility.

I've always been into networking, so when a friend introduced me to Social Animals, I signed up immediately. The site looked like a great way to make contacts all over the world, which was exactly what I needed if I wanted my career to progress. Being in marketing, I deliberately added my most flattering photograph to the site because packaging is all-important. I didn't know quite what to add in my profile, so just typed a few quick details and left it at that. I had a marketing plan to write and, with the stupidly small budget the client had given me to play with, I needed to concentrate if I was going to come up with anything good.

Lorna often told Steve that many of her best ideas came to her during her orgasm.She had supported leukaemia research ever since one of her best friends at ballet school, Cheryl Greenwood, had died of the disease when she was only seventeen. Every year since then she had done some kind of fund raising activity. She had run marathons, done sponsored aerobathons, swum many hundreds of lengths and the previous year had made her first parachute jump, although she had not been naked when she jumped as her friend Julia had once been.

They hadn't seen each other for years. It was surprising to both of them that they still had these unrealised feelings for each other. But this continuing history had become more than obvious over the day while they worked as volunteers in the soup kitchen, making food for the needy and flirting ostentatiously.

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When she opens the door, she gets the shock of her life. 'Oh my God,' she thinks. He is standing there, suitcase by his side, a bunch of flowers in his hand, looking at her, his vulnerability so sincere and deep, that she barely knows what to say or do. They have talked about this since they both became single, but she never thought it would happen like this.

Katharine and I decided to have a girls' night in as she'd just recently split up with her boyfriend. We thought pizza and wine (lots of wine) would help forget that miserable boyfriend of hers, and I was always up for a good gossip.

Kathy had made a mess of the booking for the conference. The main hotel was full and about 20 of us were moved a mile away to a hotel that had been closed for the season, no food and only two members of staff who were nonplussed to see us. To be fair Kath was normally very efficient and did talk them into opening the bar, and then proceeded to drink its entire contents.

The anticipation really starts to build as I lock my flat door and head for the tube station. Although it will be well over ten hours before I arrive in New York, I’m on my way, and quietly smile to myself at the thought of the pleasures that await for me there.

Robert MacAllister studied the catalogue with meticulous interest, every now and then taking a sip from his glass of finest ruby port. It was to be the biggest sale of erotic art for years and he had his eye on several items. He had been an avid collector of erotica for many years. His wife, Amanda, now often joked that it was to compensate for the fact that he could no longer manage the real thing. But ribald humour was one of the things that had cemented their marriage for nearly 40 years and he would simply blow a large smoke ring from his huge cigar. His self-satisfied smile making it clear to everyone that, as far as he was concerned, nothing more needed to be said.

Dear Dan, since we met last week at the conference I have decided we need to work more closely together on that project we talked about. It is certainly something I believe will bring mutual benefits.

I sighed at my reflection. Baggy grey faded knickers from M&S and an old white Wonderbra that was far too big for me. I desperately needed new underwear, and being recently dumped gave me a perfect excuse.