The Man took pity on my ‘no action’ lament last week and put me out of my misery. “Poor old bint,” he must have thought. “Stuck at home with no one else to look after her kids. I’ll pop round and do my good turn for the day.” So there I was watching TV on
Well, Ms Andrews has done it again! I loved her Amish books, so was eager to read this when it came out. I mean, Secret Service agent – what’s not to like? And I definitely wasn’t disappointed. Valor on the Move tells the story of the president’s youngest son, Rafael, whose codename is Valor. He’s
Tap Out is the third book in the Bannon’s Gym series from Cat Grant. I read and very much enjoyed the first two, so looked forward to seeing what was in store for the characters next. While the switching POVs can be a little confusing, this book mainly tells the tale of Tom and Aaron,
A few weeks ago I wrote the first part to this, you should probably read that first. You can find it here. I really liked Josh and Ben and thought they were worth a few more instalments. So here you go – there will be another one next week. Hope you enjoy it…. It has
I don’t know about you, but sometimes I really love a good, quick read. Busy lives often don’t leave as much time as we’d like for reading, do they? I’m not always so bothered about the backstory, I just want to live vicariously for a moment through the characters as they experience that first rush
Midday. Thursday. It was the third week they had sat like this. The first time she’d been vaguely amused about the fact that they matched: her red shoes – his red tie – her black dress, his black suit. She’d been intrigued by the contrast between his sharp suit, polished expensive shoes, and his big
Just to point out that this post was written a while ago and things have greatly improved since then! Lately, I have been going without – without food, without sex, without much alcohol. “Is there a point to life at all, then?” I hear you ask, and: “Shouldn’t you just be boring old ‘mum’ instead
Cally huffed and puffed as she walked up the steep slope, glad to spot level ground ahead which signaled the end of her lung-busting ascent. Her dog, Fred, trotted amiably along in front, stopping occasionally to sniff, and cock his leg up trees and plants. He didn’t seem in the least concerned about the gradient
She walked into the hot bedroom before unbuttoning her blouse, the cicadas beating their incessant tune through the open screened windows. Moving slowly, there was purpose behind every movement. Her eyes missed nothing and when they landed on him, he knew. She needed to let off steam and he was the lucky bastard she was
When I was about five or six the idea of dressing up involved an old cardboard box stuffed with my mum and granny’s cast-offs – usually long patterned dresses, scarves and a dozen hats. My brother and I concocted various stories and characters. The only one I remember now was my brother’s ‘wedding’ to one
“The same, actually.” It was James who spoke this time. “Well, not exactly the same. We were in Soho too, and some drunken arsehole kicked off in one of the pubs. It turned ugly and a bunch of people started fighting. We weren’t involved, of course, but we witnessed the whole thing. As soon as
Another successful function is over. This time it was for a charity close to your heart, one that you are rightfully very proud of. You are dressed superbly as always, so elegant, so refined. The jewels sparkle at your wrist and your ears; your ring flickers under the chandeliers with every expressive movement of your
There’s something about Perfect Fit’s Medium Tunnel Plug in Clear, Red or Black that’s instantly appealing. It’s like a ‘stress ball’: malleable and robust it springs straight back to shape no matter what abuse it receives. Which is handy, as this butt plug is dedicated to the darkest of pleasures, taking anal sex to a
“What did I say about interrupting?” I sighed tetchily. “Sorry, Sir.” She dipped her head. “But you knew about the passages, right? Why didn’t you use those?” I shook my head and loosened my tie. “If you’d shut up I’d tell you. But no, you keep gabbling on. I think you’re doing it on purpose,
There have been a number of innovations in the erotic industry since the simple cord or screw-based battery vibrator of a few decades ago, yet these original designs are still selling well – albeit with a few all-essential tweaks. Take for example Doc Johnson’s eight inch Vibrating Realistic Cock, modeled on an actual erect penis.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of his vital parts must be in want of a good pair of undercrackers… And that’s about as close to Jane Austin as I like to get. So, David Beckham has a habit of popping up in commercial breaks and billboards showing off his perfectly formed
Being in the enviable position of owning all five Jimmyjane Form vibrators, I feel qualified to comment on the sole piece missing from my collection, the Form 5. Like the rest of its Jimmyjane stablemates #5 is visually arresting, being beautiful enough to be an ‘objet’ (the Jj designers really do have an exceptional eye).
This is part one of three. I’ll be posting parts two and three over the next couple of weeks. “Come on.” Josh says to me as he takes hold of my hand and begins to pull me towards his apartment from the pool where we’ve been sunbathing. I’m looking at his cute ass in
A Kiss is a Kiss is a Kiss is a short lesbian erotic romance story from Destiny Moon. It tells the story of Rachel, a self-confessed bookish dyke. It’s Pride morning, and she’s hiding out in the local LGBTQ bookstore, helping to put together the store’s float for the parade. Whilst there, she confesses having
Firecracker is a quick and naughty read from Natalie Dae. It tells the story of a young woman who’s being stalked… or so she thinks. Without giving too much away, it’s a case of mistaken identity, and our heroine faces two choices – go with the hottie that’s stalking her, or carry on with her life
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