Books: Best Erotic Romance 2012

This is the first book in a new series edited by Kristina Wright. Best Erotic Romance has some top names nestling between its covers. Shayla Black supplies a foreword, and the stories themselves are penned by Sylvia Day, Donna George Storey, Heidi Champa, Delilah Devlin, Saskia Walker, Justine Elyot, Angela Caperton, Andrea Dale, Kate Dominic, Craig J.

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Quickies: Belle de Jour

“Holding your stomach in when your clothes are off is not fuckable. Slapping your ample behind and inviting him to ride the wobble is.” Belle de Jour

Artcore: Sarah Maple by Ophelia Bitz

Notorious young artist Sarah Maple has been making waves with her confrontational work since her graduation in 2007, immediately picking up attention and collaborations with Charles Saatchi, Dolce and Gabbanna and Dazed and Confused. Her paintings, photography, performance and mixed media sculptures frequently reference and seek to stir debate around the issues of femininity, feminism,

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: Should I Have Casual Sex to Lose My Virginity?

Dear Susan, I’m 23 and I’m still a virgin. I like women, have lots of good women friends, and am told I’m good looking and a nice guy. I guess I wouldn’t have any problem pulling – but when it comes to it, I honestly don’t want to go rushing into sex with just anyone

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Erotica: The Third Way

“The blonde in the red dress?” “Mmm – nice smile. Or what about the Chinese girl in the jeans?” “Great arse.” Alex and Charlotte were playing one of their favourite games; spotting who they were going to take home for the evening. It always started in the same way. They’d look for a while, identify

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Sexually Cliterate: The Art of Striptease

Striptease has its roots way back in history, with origins as far back as 4BC, when the Sumerian Tablets were created, including depictions of the goddess Inanna who removed an item of clothing at each of the seven gates of the Underworld on her descent into hell. This myth was subsequently revisited in the Bible,

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Artcore: Molly Crabapple

At Cliterati, we’ve long been fans of the lovely Ms Crabapple and her absurdly prolific career. Along with co-host, aesthetic arbitrator and graphic design god, John Leavitt, she founded Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School.

Erotica: Testing by R.I Dolic

There was the sound of rain spattering against the window mixed with the noises of the bus’ engine. We swayed along with the momentum caused by turning a corner, and let the curves of the road push us closer together. She was resting her hand against the side of my thigh, palm outwards. There was

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Book Extract: Lover Unexpected – Sappho Edition

Natalia smiled as she caught sight of the familiar redhead sitting in the hotel bar. Thankful for the thick carpet masking her footsteps, she walked towards her friend from the back, ensuring she wouldn’t be seen. Then, she slipped her hands over her eyes. “Guess who?” An excitable squeak, then, “Oh, I don’t know. Is

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: My Penis is Too Big

Dear Susan, Help… my penis is too big – it’s huge even when I’m not aroused. It’s become a standing joke with the guys on my football team, who keep teasing me about it, on and on. Plus, the two girls I’ve slept with have both said it is difficult to ‘fit me in’. PS:

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Ask Cliterati: Why Do I Like Bad Boys?

I have got a good job and supportive parents and friends, but for some reason I always choose bad boys when it comes to relationships. If I meet a group of blokes, you can bet I will go after the one with the criminal record, the one with the addiction, the serial womaniser, or all

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Artcore: Centrefold

When documentary filmmaker Ellie Land saw reports in the national press about an increasing trend in woman undergoing labia surgery, she set out to make a documentary exploring the subject.

Erotica: Virtual Desires

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Cunt cupcakes

Cup cakes have made a huge come back in recent years along with the immense vintage trend that has threatened to sweep us all up in a huge wave of nostalgia. But it can be most surprising while sipping one’s afternoon tea that your hostess places some anatomically correct vaginal cup cakes on the platter.

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Erotica: The Kiss

I’ve got a date with a girl this Saturday. I still can’t quite believe it’s happened. I’ve never really gone for women before – I mean, I’ve fantasised about them occasionally, but hasn’t everyone? It started last night. I work at a magazine. We were out mixing business with pleasure, celebrating the new girl joining

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Ask Cliterati: Blow Job Tips, Please

I have never been able to make a guy cum, or even come close, with my mouth or my hands. With my mouth it’s worse, I just don’t know what to do. Please can you give me some tips as my boyfriend really pleases me and I want to be able to do the same

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Quickies: Alfred Kinsey

“The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.”

Erotica: Legal Affairs

Ben was a lawyer. I’d noticed him at the bar one night, talking with his colleagues about one of his cases. He didn’t act like a  typical lawyer: he seemed to genuinely care about his client, and making sure justice was done. I watched him out the corner of my eye as he defended himself

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Book Extract: Delicious Divas

Burnt Sugar by Anna Sansom – featured in Delicious Divas The thing about going out on your own is that you always have to find something to occupy yourself with.  I don’t smoke so the option of posing casually with a cigarette was out; I’m not the type to take a book to a social

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Ask Cliterati: Is Penetration Essential?

My wife and I are both in our mid fifties and still enjoy plenty of sexual activity but we hardly ever have full intercourse, preferring to masturbate in front of each other or masturbate each other. My wife has a couple of vibrators that she enjoys using as I watch and masturbate. Sometimes I uses

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