Shall I make a confession? Sometimes...ok, a lot of times, when I come home from work, I like to unwind with my laptop, a good glass of vino and my imagination. I might read a sexy story or I might browse the web for pictures I love.

What takes my fancy today I wonder? Shall I have a gander at the luscious tits on page 3 before progressing to something more risqué. I love tits - especially ones with big nipples that look petal soft. How I would like to take one in my mouth and suck it till it hardens and becomes big and erect. Depending on how wet my pussy is and how hard a day I have had in the office, I might move onto something else. I don't really like perfect porn with perfect people - give me real women any day. Tits - bigger the better for me; nipples – discussed and; the pussy, the cunt, the fanny, call it what you will – it’s a thing of glory (especially when aroused).

I put the laptop down and let the real fun begin. My tits are big enough that I can pop my nipple in my mouth. Yum, I love how it springs into action. Then I let my hands wonder. Do you have a technique? Sometimes I will lie on my front...one finger on my clit and one in my fanny. I can come really quickly that way. Other times I like to take my time....run my fingers over my smooth lips, tap my clit, put one or two or even three fingers in my pussy..and yes, I admit, I might have a lick of my fingers to taste my delight. Then a little stroke between cunt and arse...doesn't that feel great?

The cunt juices are really flowing now...clit enormous, pussy pulsing...I am gasping. I can’t help it...the images in my mind of bouncing tits, dripping pussies, huge nipples are too much. I let myself go with a scream. Long live the pussy!