I would like to recall an incident that happened last year on holiday in Spain, to illustrate the visual effect porn has on men. After unpacking our cases, Fred, my partner (for want of a better word) climbed on a chair to put the suitcases on top of the wardrobe so they would be out of the way. 'Hidden' on top was a porno mag.

He put away the cases and started to investigate the contents of the mag. As the pages turned there was a white girl in her twenties and a coloured guy of about the same age with the biggest cock you have ever seen. The girl put it everywhere and did with it just about everything she can, short of tying a knot in it, which if it ever went slack I`m sure she could have done.

We had a laugh about it and Fred decided to put the mag away for safe keeping.

"Don`t want it falling in the wrong hands." he said. (it has already fallen in the wrong hands. Fred`s.)

He studied the mag constantly for the next 48 hours, like an A level student, and what with the hot weather and the cheap rum and cokes he we were drinking, he suggested it might "be a laugh to copy what they are doing in the mag.".

We stripped off, lay the mag on the bed opened on the first page and Fred started to wank his dick to full stretch (4 inches) ready for me to "blow it like a whale" as he put it.

After sucking Fred`s pecker (and wondering why he'd left his socks on) I got on my hands and knees doggy style. My hips were grabbed and I thought I felt something entering me - I wasn't quite sure but went through the motions anyway.

With a lot of puffing and panting from Fred it was now time to roll over on my back and pull my lips wide open - "like a cat with it`s throat cut" was Fred`s evocative description - then wrap my legs around his back while he humped away,looking at the open magazine and dreaming it was the young blonde he`s shagging (silly boy). One thing for certain - it was be hard for me to imagine the 12 inch black pudding pounding away inside me!

After what seemed like ages to Fred (30 seconds) he finally withdrew,straddled over me pointing his prick towards my face and tits and asked if I was ready for the bucketful I was about to get.

Fred wanked away, one eye on the blonde and one eye on me, until at last he erupted his spunk shower over me (all two drops).

Fred scratched his arse and enquired romantically, being the thoughtful man he is,"How was it for you darlin'?" (he must have heard that in a movie).

"The best fuck I NEVER had, thanks Fred" I replied.