Just a cautionary tale after my husband`s little accident following a bit of early morning sex, which is his preferred time,as he always wakes up with a massive bone on.
We had just finished and I had rolled over for another hour's shut eye when we heard the post being pushed through the letterbox. As he was expecting an important letter he jumped out of bed,still in the buff and rushed downstairs to see if it had arrived.
He was bending over picking up the mail off the floor when our dog came up behind him and licked his arsehole. This caused him to lurch forward banging his head on the front door.
Luckily for him the glass panel held, so a sore head - plus a wet arse - was the only damage done.
