Best Mains-Powered Wands 2017

Nothing like a sexy little listicle to get our pulses pounding, so with Valentine’s Day incoming, here’s Cliterati’s round-up of the best mains-powered wands currently on the market. There’s wand for everyone (see what we did there?!). And before you hit Confirm on the order for your naughty delivery, remember: The first rule of Wand

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Review: Silence Is Golden from Sexy Little Pages

If someone is unable to speak, how do they communicate with their partner? If a sub or Dom can’t hear well in crowds but loves to play at parties, what mechanisms are in place to ensure everyone stays safe? The kink-inspired stories in Silence is Golden are sexy and bold. You’ll meet strong, diverse characters

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Toy Review: Erotic Dice by Pipedream

…And now for something completely different! Yes, we’re talking about the glow-in-the-dark Erotic Dice by industry stalwarts Pipedream, which may hit high in the novelty states but are no less valid an item worthy of review. In fact, these dice are surprisingly compelling: one die shows the body parts ‘Lips, Boobs, Nipples, Body, Toes’ and

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Book Extract: Standing Tall by Sienna St Cyr, from Silence Is Golden (a Sexy Little Pages anthology)

I’m a huge fan of erotica publisher Sexy Little Pages, and their latest anthology, Silence Is Golden, is notable not just because it’s hot and kinky as hell. It’s also very special because many of the characters have disabilities or health conditions, but these things aren’t presented as problems – in fact they’re often integral

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Toy Review: Door Jam Sex Sling by Sportsheets

Having experienced ceiling-suspended sex swings in various private dungeons (all in the name of research work, of course!) and being low on space and even lower on DIY skills, Sportsheets’ Door Jam Sex Sling seemed the perfect alternative to the professional models available on the market. Arriving in branded black packaging the size of your

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Book Extract: The Field Guide to F***ing

While popular opinion tends to assume that congress has evolved, and modern sexual practices are more sophisticated than those practised in the past, in reality, texts as ancient as the Kama Sutra outlined numerous types of caress which may still be considered as extreme, such as scratching, slapping and .hair pulling. While modern depictions of

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Silver fox versus young buck

This post is from a couple of years ago, but the question never gets old – would you prefer an older or younger lover? ‘Age before beauty’, ‘youth is wasted on the young’, ‘you can’t teach an old dog new tricks’, ‘youth’s a stuff will not endure’… etc. Is there no end to the number

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NEW RELEASE: Old School Discipline by Misha Horne

Misha Horne is one of my favourite authors and if, like me, you have a penchant for a hot guy getting his arse spanked by another hot guy then she is the author for you. Old School Discipline is currently available for 99p / 99c which is a ridiculously small amount to pay for 100,000

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Toy Review: Jack Socket stroker by Electrastim

It’s no secret that we’re big fans of UK electro-stimulation manufacturers Cyrex, and it seems everyone else is finally catching up. At every erotic show, be it for trade or for the general public, Cyrex’s Electrastim stand is swamped by those intrigued by the concept of e-stim sex. Cyrex are succeeding thanks to canny reframing of

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eBook Review: Sexy Challenges – 33 Adventures by Drs. Rob & Janelle Alex

This is your not typical sex and relationships manual, and those expecting such might be a bit shocked when Rob and Janelle Alex – presenters of the popular Mission Date Night podcast – start suggesting you conceive magickal children, experience past lives through your orgasm and supercharge your money with the power of sex. People

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Toy Review: Ass-Gasm by Pipedream

With a name like Ass-Gasm there was no escaping the inevitability that this toy would end up in our collection. Part of Pipedream’s extensive stable of erotic enablers, the Ass-Gasm has proved a growing success for men of every sexual persuasion since its launch, unsurprising since it includes a prostate and perineum massager, as well

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Ode to Valentines Day alone

Here’s one for all those lonely souls out there for whom this Sunday is a day of solitude without any cards or flowers: So your Valentines Day is poor. You don’t have a lover no more Everyone else gets a card For you it seems very hard All you hear is giggles and sighs It may

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Mr Curtain

He took me by surprise When I thought I’d grown quite wise I was shopping in the sales Sifting through the kids’ clothes rails, Looking for a boys’ tracksuit But the lust arrow did shoot   There he was in his green coat. I can’t say he floated my boat Wasn’t keen on his long

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Age positive

It is the thing that strikes fear into most people, the thing we like to think will never happen to us. No, not getting to the supermarket checkout and realising you forgot your purse or leaving the toilet with your skirt tucked into the back of your knickers! I am talking about old age, the

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If music be the food of love…

In our teens and 20s it would be the subject of much anxiety, preparation and could, in some cases, make the evening a success or a failure. I just remember that, when I was young and had more spare time, I always had a handful of reliable options up my sleeve and would feel much

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eBook Review: If Only in My Dreams by Keira Andrews

If Only in My Dreams is a new adult gay romance novella from Keira Andrews. It tells the story of Charlie Yates, who’s in a horrible predicament. He’s supposed to be heading home from college at Christmastime, and he’s promised his little sister – who’s been very ill – that he’ll be home to open presents

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eBook Review: Bleeding Heart by A.M. Hartnett

I didn’t realise until after reading Bleeding Heart that it’s technically a sequel. However, if I didn’t realise, it shows it works perfectly well as a standalone novel! This tells the story of widower Seth Axworthy. He’s a landlord, and things got a little complicated with some of his previous tenants – so he’s vowed

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eBook Review: Muscling In by Lily Harlem

Muscling In is a MMF erotic romance novel from Lily Harlem. Generally speaking, give me a book by Lily Harlem and I’ll love it. This one is definitely no exception. It tells the story of married couple Sian and Coben, who have a very satisfying, adventurous sex life, and they totally adore each other. They’re also

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eBook Review: The Queen by Tiffany Reisz

As with each of Ms Reisz’s tales, The Queen is a book with a complex web of characters and plot lines, with past and present heavily intertwined. These are not easy, light reads. But damn, are they good. As I’ve mentioned in previous reviews of books in this series, if you haven’t read any of

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Sex toys for Christmas? Lovehoney is Still Delivering

If you’ve been too busy to do your Christmas shopping until now, Lovehoney is still offering Christmas delivery slots. Order by 9pm Monday 21st December and get free delivery when you spend £20. If you miss that, you can still get tracked first class orders in by 5.30pm Tuesday 22nd December and if you really

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Hump the bump

As we enter festivities to celebrate a birth it’s as good a time as any to think about being ‘up the duff’ and the challenges of sex during this strange era. Every woman is different and every pregnancy is different, but both times for me, I was totally up for it, even though my significant other

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Review: Swan Ultimate Personal Intimate Shaving Kit

From the Untamed Bush through the Martini, Landing Strip, Brazilian, Vajazzle and back to the Bush (‘Trimmed’ these days thanks to self-confessed au naturel fans Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow), fashions in pubic hairstyle have always moved with the times. And with continuously evolving personal grooming comes a whole range of ever-competitive topiary tamers unleashed

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