Show Me by Rebecca Black

As I take another sip of red wine I watch him move around the kitchen. He keeps rolling his right shoulder, trying to relieve the knot of stress that I know he carries there after a busy, stressful week. There are faint lines of strain around his eyes –  their usually vibrant colour dimmed by

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Not on the same page?

So you’re having fun in a no-strings, explosive sex type of situation and everything is tickety-boo. Or is it? Well, it was for the first few months – it was great getting those naughty texts and smiling to yourself at the saucy secrets you both shared. But there has gradually been a shift, a cloak

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Toy Review: Zoe Twistty by Maia Toys

From bespoke sex furniture to anal exercisers, in an office brimming with adult items it’s rare that a vibrator catches the eye of Cliterati staff. But then Maia’s Zoe Twistty is no ordinary vibe: its double-ended design means double the fun! So, how does it work? Well, the narrower tip of the Zoe is slightly

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Flying by Rebecca Black

The blindfold was soft against her skin. She kept turning her head to see if it was totally secure – hoping and dreading that she’d see who was going to walk through the bedroom door. The material moved a little but never enough, brushing the tips of her eyelashes as she searched the darkness. She

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Teat total

They are the focus of nibbling, twiddling, squeezing and clamping. They also act has barometers, provide food and can be very sexy. Aren’t nipples amazing? The majority of men focus their attention on them after you have passed ‘second base’ in your affections and will at first tentatively slide their hands up your top or

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The Hardest Part by Rebecca Black

The lights are low in the restaurant now. All the people have left, the tables have been cleared, and the kitchen cleaned. She can still smell the beautiful food they created tonight and still see the smiles and looks of contentment on the faces of their customers. She feels tired, but exhilarated. The satisfaction after

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Out with the new

DSM is moving into a new phase in her life: ‘new man’ is going to have a name change. I felt that after six months, ‘new man’ probably does not qualify as ‘new’ anymore. I was going to use his initials, as I have with previous male ‘characters’ but this also didn’t seem right. No,

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eBook Review: From Prussia With Love by Tina Christopher

From Prussia With Love is book one in the Victoria’s Secret Agents series from Tina Christopher. It’s a steampunk/alternative history erotic romance, and while it probably won’t be for everyone, it’s a good fun read. It tells the story of secret agent Clara Redbeck. She’s been tasked with stopping a traitor from bombing London to

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eBook Review: Good Manors by Victoria Blisse

I’m a sucker for a Victoria Blisse book as it is, but when she went and wrote about one of my favourite things – stately homes – I knew I had to check out this novel. Good Manors tells the story of journalist India Grace, who, as the book’s imprint (What’s Her Secret?) suggests, has

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A pubic inconvenience?

It is usually coarse and wiry, looks like a pet ferret, sticks out like spiders’ legs from under bikini bottoms and knicker legs and gets stuck in ones teeth at passionate moments… So why would anyone want pubic hair? It seems that no one these days does want it, including the men. There’s all-off waxing,

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The transit van man

On the eve of Halloween I thought this post from a little while ago may fit; an awkward encounter at a fancy dress party. It wasn’t one of my proudest moments (but then how many proud moments do normal people actually have in their lives?), but I cannot pretend it didn’t happen. Here I was,

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Shaken but not stirred – Museu de l’Erotica, Barcelona

“I’m not sure about going in here,” said new man, “I already feel horny, so this is going to make me even worse.” He was always horny. I had persuaded him to come with me to Barcelona’s Museu de l’Erotica – it was on the list of things to do that I had drawn up

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A Sure Thing: Part 3 by Rebecca Black

Parts one and two are here if you’d like to read them first 🙂 I can’t seem to take my eyes off Josh’s naked ass. It is a thing of beauty: tight and firm, indented at the sides. Walking across the bedroom, he looks at me over his shoulder when he hears me sigh, then

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For pity’s sake

The Man took pity on my ‘no action’ lament last week and put me out of my misery. “Poor old bint,” he must have thought. “Stuck at home with no one else to look after her kids. I’ll pop round and do my good turn for the day.” So there I was watching TV on

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eBook Review: Valor on the Move by Keira Andrews

Well, Ms Andrews has done it again! I loved her Amish books, so was eager to read this when it came out. I mean, Secret Service agent – what’s not to like? And I definitely wasn’t disappointed. Valor on the Move tells the story of the president’s youngest son, Rafael, whose codename is Valor. He’s

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eBook Review: Tap Out by Cat Grant

Tap Out is the third book in the Bannon’s Gym series from Cat Grant. I read and very much enjoyed the first two, so looked forward to seeing what was in store for the characters next. While the switching POVs can be a little confusing, this book mainly tells the tale of Tom and Aaron,

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A Sure Thing: Part Two by Rebecca Black

A few weeks ago I wrote the first part to this, you should probably read that first. You can find it here. I really liked Josh and Ben and thought they were worth a few more instalments. So here you go – there will be another one next week. Hope you enjoy it…. It has

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NEW RELEASE!!! Let’s Ride by Rebecca Black #lesbian #erotica

I don’t know about you, but sometimes I really love a good, quick read. Busy lives often don’t leave as much time as we’d like for reading, do they? I’m not always so bothered about the backstory, I just want to live vicariously for a moment through the characters as they experience that first rush

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Midday: Week Three by Rebecca Black

Midday. Thursday. It was the third week they had sat like this. The first time she’d been vaguely amused about the fact that they matched: her red shoes – his red tie – her black dress, his black suit. She’d been intrigued by the contrast between his sharp suit, polished expensive shoes, and his big

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Not been getting any lately

Just to point out that this post was written a while ago and things have greatly improved since then! Lately, I have been going without – without food, without sex, without much alcohol. “Is there a point to life at all, then?” I hear you ask, and: “Shouldn’t you just be boring old ‘mum’ instead

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Letting Off Steam by Rebecca Black

She walked into the hot bedroom before unbuttoning her blouse, the cicadas beating their incessant tune through the open screened windows. Moving slowly, there was purpose behind every movement. Her eyes missed nothing and when they landed on him, he knew. She needed to let off steam and he was the lucky bastard she was

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Dress me up

When I was about five or six the idea of dressing up involved an old cardboard box stuffed with my mum and granny’s cast-offs – usually long patterned dresses, scarves and a dozen hats. My brother and I concocted various stories and characters. The only one I remember now was my brother’s ‘wedding’ to one

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Letting Go by Rebecca Black

Another successful function is over. This time it was for a charity close to your heart, one that you are rightfully very proud of. You are dressed superbly as always, so elegant, so refined. The jewels sparkle at your wrist and your ears; your ring flickers under the chandeliers with every expressive movement of your

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