Best Mains-Powered Wands 2017

Nothing like a sexy little listicle to get our pulses pounding, so with Valentine’s Day incoming, here’s Cliterati’s round-up of the best mains-powered wands currently on the market. There’s wand for everyone (see what we did there?!). And before you hit Confirm on the order for your naughty delivery, remember: The first rule of Wand

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Review: Silence Is Golden from Sexy Little Pages

If someone is unable to speak, how do they communicate with their partner? If a sub or Dom can’t hear well in crowds but loves to play at parties, what mechanisms are in place to ensure everyone stays safe? The kink-inspired stories in Silence is Golden are sexy and bold. You’ll meet strong, diverse characters

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Toy Review: Erotic Dice by Pipedream

…And now for something completely different! Yes, we’re talking about the glow-in-the-dark Erotic Dice by industry stalwarts Pipedream, which may hit high in the novelty states but are no less valid an item worthy of review. In fact, these dice are surprisingly compelling: one die shows the body parts ‘Lips, Boobs, Nipples, Body, Toes’ and

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Book Extract: Standing Tall by Sienna St Cyr, from Silence Is Golden (a Sexy Little Pages anthology)

I’m a huge fan of erotica publisher Sexy Little Pages, and their latest anthology, Silence Is Golden, is notable not just because it’s hot and kinky as hell. It’s also very special because many of the characters have disabilities or health conditions, but these things aren’t presented as problems – in fact they’re often integral

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Toy Review: Door Jam Sex Sling by Sportsheets

Having experienced ceiling-suspended sex swings in various private dungeons (all in the name of research work, of course!) and being low on space and even lower on DIY skills, Sportsheets’ Door Jam Sex Sling seemed the perfect alternative to the professional models available on the market. Arriving in branded black packaging the size of your

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NEW RELEASE: Old School Discipline by Misha Horne

Misha Horne is one of my favourite authors and if, like me, you have a penchant for a hot guy getting his arse spanked by another hot guy then she is the author for you. Old School Discipline is currently available for 99p / 99c which is a ridiculously small amount to pay for 100,000

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Toy Review: Jack Socket stroker by Electrastim

It’s no secret that we’re big fans of UK electro-stimulation manufacturers Cyrex, and it seems everyone else is finally catching up. At every erotic show, be it for trade or for the general public, Cyrex’s Electrastim stand is swamped by those intrigued by the concept of e-stim sex. Cyrex are succeeding thanks to canny reframing of

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eBook Review: Sexy Challenges – 33 Adventures by Drs. Rob & Janelle Alex

This is your not typical sex and relationships manual, and those expecting such might be a bit shocked when Rob and Janelle Alex – presenters of the popular Mission Date Night podcast – start suggesting you conceive magickal children, experience past lives through your orgasm and supercharge your money with the power of sex. People

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Toy Review: Ass-Gasm by Pipedream

With a name like Ass-Gasm there was no escaping the inevitability that this toy would end up in our collection. Part of Pipedream’s extensive stable of erotic enablers, the Ass-Gasm has proved a growing success for men of every sexual persuasion since its launch, unsurprising since it includes a prostate and perineum massager, as well

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eBook Review: If Only in My Dreams by Keira Andrews

If Only in My Dreams is a new adult gay romance novella from Keira Andrews. It tells the story of Charlie Yates, who’s in a horrible predicament. He’s supposed to be heading home from college at Christmastime, and he’s promised his little sister – who’s been very ill – that he’ll be home to open presents

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eBook Review: Bleeding Heart by A.M. Hartnett

I didn’t realise until after reading Bleeding Heart that it’s technically a sequel. However, if I didn’t realise, it shows it works perfectly well as a standalone novel! This tells the story of widower Seth Axworthy. He’s a landlord, and things got a little complicated with some of his previous tenants – so he’s vowed

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eBook Review: Muscling In by Lily Harlem

Muscling In is a MMF erotic romance novel from Lily Harlem. Generally speaking, give me a book by Lily Harlem and I’ll love it. This one is definitely no exception. It tells the story of married couple Sian and Coben, who have a very satisfying, adventurous sex life, and they totally adore each other. They’re also

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eBook Review: The Queen by Tiffany Reisz

As with each of Ms Reisz’s tales, The Queen is a book with a complex web of characters and plot lines, with past and present heavily intertwined. These are not easy, light reads. But damn, are they good. As I’ve mentioned in previous reviews of books in this series, if you haven’t read any of

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Review: Swan Ultimate Personal Intimate Shaving Kit

From the Untamed Bush through the Martini, Landing Strip, Brazilian, Vajazzle and back to the Bush (‘Trimmed’ these days thanks to self-confessed au naturel fans Cameron Diaz and Gwyneth Paltrow), fashions in pubic hairstyle have always moved with the times. And with continuously evolving personal grooming comes a whole range of ever-competitive topiary tamers unleashed

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Toy Review: Zoe Twistty by Maia Toys

From bespoke sex furniture to anal exercisers, in an office brimming with adult items it’s rare that a vibrator catches the eye of Cliterati staff. But then Maia’s Zoe Twistty is no ordinary vibe: its double-ended design means double the fun! So, how does it work? Well, the narrower tip of the Zoe is slightly

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eBook Review: From Prussia With Love by Tina Christopher

From Prussia With Love is book one in the Victoria’s Secret Agents series from Tina Christopher. It’s a steampunk/alternative history erotic romance, and while it probably won’t be for everyone, it’s a good fun read. It tells the story of secret agent Clara Redbeck. She’s been tasked with stopping a traitor from bombing London to

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eBook Review: Good Manors by Victoria Blisse

I’m a sucker for a Victoria Blisse book as it is, but when she went and wrote about one of my favourite things – stately homes – I knew I had to check out this novel. Good Manors tells the story of journalist India Grace, who, as the book’s imprint (What’s Her Secret?) suggests, has

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eBook Review: Valor on the Move by Keira Andrews

Well, Ms Andrews has done it again! I loved her Amish books, so was eager to read this when it came out. I mean, Secret Service agent – what’s not to like? And I definitely wasn’t disappointed. Valor on the Move tells the story of the president’s youngest son, Rafael, whose codename is Valor. He’s

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eBook Review: Tap Out by Cat Grant

Tap Out is the third book in the Bannon’s Gym series from Cat Grant. I read and very much enjoyed the first two, so looked forward to seeing what was in store for the characters next. While the switching POVs can be a little confusing, this book mainly tells the tale of Tom and Aaron,

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Toy Review: Tunnel Butt Plug by Perfect Fit

There’s something about Perfect Fit’s Medium Tunnel Plug in Clear, Red or Black that’s instantly appealing. It’s like a ‘stress ball’: malleable and robust it springs straight back to shape no matter what abuse it receives. Which is handy, as this butt plug is dedicated to the darkest of pleasures, taking anal sex to a

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Toy Review: 8″ Realistic Vibrating Cock by Doc Johnson

There have been a number of innovations in the erotic industry since the simple cord or screw-based battery vibrator of a few decades ago, yet these original designs are still selling well – albeit with a few all-essential tweaks. Take for example Doc Johnson’s eight inch Vibrating Realistic Cock, modeled on an actual erect penis.

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Toy Review: Jimmyjane Form 5

Being in the enviable position of owning all five Jimmyjane Form vibrators, I feel qualified to comment on the sole piece missing from my collection, the Form 5. Like the rest of its Jimmyjane stablemates #5 is visually arresting, being beautiful enough to be an ‘objet’ (the Jj designers really do have an exceptional eye).

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eBook Review: A Kiss is a Kiss is a Kiss by Destiny Moon

A Kiss is a Kiss is a Kiss is a short lesbian erotic romance story from Destiny Moon. It tells the story of Rachel, a self-confessed bookish dyke. It’s Pride morning, and she’s hiding out in the local LGBTQ bookstore, helping to put together the store’s float for the parade. Whilst there, she confesses having

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eBook Review: Firecracker by Natalie Dae

Firecracker is a quick and naughty read from Natalie Dae. It tells the story of a young woman who’s being stalked… or so she thinks. Without giving too much away, it’s a case of mistaken identity, and our heroine faces two choices – go with the hottie that’s stalking her, or carry on with her life

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