Toy Review: Fetish Fantasy Shock Therapy Kit

Disclaimer: I was provided with a free Fetish Fantasy Shock Therapy Kit by UberKinky in exchange for my honest review. For more pictures and a video of the toy in action, read my original review on Being Blacksilk. The Fetish Fantasy Shock Therapy Kit is an e-stim (electric stimulation) kit for beginners, sold by UberKinky, which sends small shocks through

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Toy Review: Top Three Vibrator Wands 2013

NB: Click here for a 2015 version of Cliterati’s preferred plug-in wands (which also mentions the items below, so please do read this page too!). The Eroscillator 2 Deluxe The Eroscillator may not be the best-looking sex toy – in fact, I think it’s potentially the ugliest I’ve seen – but it’s got a great personality and a fantastic sense of

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Toy Review: Top Three Kinky Valentine’s Day Gifts

Labia Spreader With Stockings If there’s one post that’s been a surprise hit on my irregularvoice blog it’s the review I wrote for this very special hosiery, where stockings are held up by clipping them to the labia rather than a suspender belt. Economical and exceedingly slutty they leave nothing to the imagination – in a

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Toy Review: Doc Johnson Premium Silicone Little End

There was a time when anal was considered the last taboo in sexual ventures, but as we’re all becoming more adventurous between the sheets it’s simply become another element of many people’s bedroom repertoire. It’s as common as missionary for some and preferred by many! Sadly, I missed the memo of how un-taboo anal is

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Toy Review: Mawa Klamps

Disclaimer: I was provided with four free Mawa Klamps by UberKinky in exchange for my honest review. For more pictures and a video of the toy in action, read my original review on Being Blacksilk. Mawa Klamps, sold by UberKinky, seem a novel way to sell clamps for nipple play and other uses: individual clamps, packaged in a sealed, clear

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Toy Review: nü Sensuelle Point 20

There’s a new breed of super bullet that’s hitting the adult toy shop shelves. Gone are the days when a bullet will only offer three simple speeds. The likes of Rocks Off and the We Vibe Tango from Love Honey have redefined the qualities a good bullet vibrator for the clitoris should include, such as coming to

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Toy Review: Touché The Dukes

One of the best things to come out of the 50 Shades phenomenon is the increase of women heading out to buy themselves a set of Ben Wa – or Kegel – balls. The highly erotic scene when Mr Grey slips the small balls inside her and instructs her to wear them throughout dinner, offering

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Toy Review: Doc Johnson Pucker Up Vibrating Clitoral And Vaginal Pump

  Having tried several pussy pumps in the past, each of which failed in some way with regards to fit, suction ability, and, sustainability (ie: one particular product actually fell apart in our hands), it was with some trepidation that we approached the Doc Johnson Pucker Up Vibrating Clitoral and Vaginal Pump – not least because its

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Toy Review: My Top 12 Sex Toys of 2012

Wondering what sexy treat to get your lover for Christmas? Well luckily for you (and for me!) I’ve spent much of this year in pursuit of the perfect sex toy, and many testing hours later I’ve come up with my 2012 Top 12. You can thank me later. 1)      Wooden Dildo by The Kinky Drawer

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Toy Review: Female Chastity Belt and Butt Plug Harness

Planning to buy a lover some silky underwear for Christmas? It may be time for a rethink: how about underwear made of something else, like leather? Forget bows and ruffles as trimming, and instead add a couple of padlocks for decoration, because we’re talking about the ultimate in naughty knickers: a chastity belt for women

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Toy Review: We-Vibe Thrill

Being a fan of the (at least!) two-pronged approach to masturbation involving a pair of vibrators, I’m always on the look-out for the one single toy which successfully incorporates both clitoral and G-spot stimulation. There are many products on the market which claim to do this, but personally I’ve yet to find one which hits

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Toy Review: Doc Johnson Jeff Stryker Realistic Cock 10 inch Dildo

I think I’m in love with Doc Johnson’s Jeff Stryker Realistic Dildo. Yes, I know it’s an inanimate object that won’t love me back, but what with the perpetual retro cool trend, surely it’s OK to worship a ten inch rubber cock from the 80s. It isn’t? Well it should be, because Stryker’s cock is

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Toy Review: Shiri Zinn Cupcake Vibrator

Having followed designer Shiri Zinn’s career in unpredictable yet highly desirable and utterly fabulous sex toys for some years, it came as no surprise when Zinn’s latest creation was unveiled and proved to be just as enchanting and exquisite as her previous forays into sexy fun. What did come as a surprise was that the

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Toy Review: Wonderland Mystical Mushroom

The Mystical Mushroom 10 Function Vibrator is one of five styles available in the new Doc Johnson Wonderland range, with each toy drawing influence from one of the main characters found in Lewis Carroll’s fantastical Alice in Wonderland tale. We’re pretty sure this is one Wonderland adaptation Carroll would never have expected, even with his

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Toy Review: LoveHoney Double Ding Ring

Ding dong, the bells are definitely gonna’ chime when donning the twin vibrating Double Ding Ring, from LoveHoney! Over the years Cliterati have tried and tested many a vibrating cock ring, but most of them are tailored to give all of the vibrating pleasure to the woman as the bullet sits against the clit. This

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Toy Review: BS Is Nice Harness and Small Pegging Dildo

Ahh, Pegging: the preserve of the straight man, the pleasure bestowed by his aroused, empowered female partner, the all-in-all fabulousness of Lady Muck strapping on a phallus to fuck Lord Muck tenderly up the arse. Pegging is to be celebrated, encouraged, enjoyed. It no more makes a man ‘gay’ than it implies a woman is

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Toy Review: The Sportsheets Slut Spanking Paddle

Following on from our last piece on the perfect spanking outfit, we thought we’d investigate the humble – or should that be ‘humbling’ – paddle further. Here at Cliterati we’ve always been intrigued by patterned and word spankers. Whilst hearts and jackboots may not necessarily be for us, the Slut paddle has long been on

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Toy Review: Labia Spreaders with Stockings

Since it’s the time of year to wrap up warm and cover those bare legs, we at Cliterati thought we’d get seasonal and review some hosiery. But not any of your usual M&S tights or hold-ups from Boots which form the staples of many women’s top drawers, oh no: being of a naughty nature we

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Toy Review: Stronic Eins by Fun Factory

Confused, intrigued, astonished, flabbergasted, awe-struck and dumbfounded. Just some of the adjectives that will spring to mind on a first encounter with the STRONIC EINS, a unique thrusting, pulsating vaginal penetrator that won’t require you to take your socks off before hopping into bed, because it’s so strong and lifelike that it could probably do

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Toy Review: Bespoke Wooden Dildo by The Kinky Drawer

I think I’ve found my favourite non-vibrating sex toy of all time. Wait, let me qualify that statement: I think The Kinky Drawer have found – and created – my favourite non-vibrating sex toy of all time for me. Said toy is a long, large, double-ended, caterpillar-shaped wooden dildo, handmade just for moi, to my specifications, and is a

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Toy Review: Personalised Sex Toy Storage Box by Vibrator Kingdom

Every now and again something extra-special pops through our door. It doesn’t have to be an expensive item, or anything particularly exclusive, but more often than not it’s something with the personal touch which strikes a chord. On this occasion it was a sex toy storage box with the words ‘Mia More & Roger More,

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Toy Preview: The Fifty Shades of Grey Official Pleasure Collection from Lovehoney

This year it’s been almost impossible to escape the Fifty Shades of Grey phenomena, so why not submit entirely and treat yourselves to the official range, available exclusively from Lovehoney? With cold winter nights drawing in close, the Fifty Shades line is the perfect excuse to stay in and generate your own kind of heat.

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Toy Review: Lovehoney Bionic Bullet Vibrating Finger Tingler Ring

Manual masturbation can be such a chore sometimes, leading to finger or wrist strain – admit it, we’ve all been there where it’s taken a lot longer and much more work to reach the Big O. Thankfully, little finger vibes and sleeves, like the Bionic Bullet Ring are there to offer a helping hand. Although

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Review: Vinyl Fitted Fetish Sheet

There are certain occasions when a vinyl sheet would come in useful during sex. Not only during your time of the month, when for practical reasons a little extra bed linen protection would come in handy, but also when a spot of sploshing, also known as WAM (wet and messy fetish), is the order of

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