Features: A View from the Client Side

The admirable Maggie McNeill has declared Friday 13th to be a day for non sex workers to speak out in defence of sex workers’ rights. Many bloggers blogged in support yesterday. Yet one important group remains in the shadows or maybe just prefers to keep its collective head below the parapet. These are the clients.

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The Cliterati Does Latitude Festival 2013

Give a festival goer a glitter pen and they’ll doodle until it runs out. Give a festival goer multiple glitter pens, fabrics, scissors, glue, magazines to chop up, pipe cleaners, flowers and tell them they can be a part of a suggestive and sexy lady-garden collage, and they will craft for hours. It was Friday

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Guest Post: Primula Bond

WHY WRITERS CAN BE TOUGH TO LIVE WITH Thanks for letting me chat to you today! By the time you read this, the first instalment of my Unbreakable trilogy, The Silver Chain, will be available as an e-book, with the paperback coming out in August. It’s a dream come true. I’ve wanted to write since

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Columns: I’m Sex Positive by Cliff Pervocracy

I’m sex-positive! And I’m realizing that’s a painfully ambiguous term.  I’ve seen people use it to mean everything from “not viewing sex as inherently evil” to “insisting that everyone should have tons of orgasms and it’ll solve all their problems.”  You can see how people using the first definition could have some seriously unproductive arguments

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Columns: White and Nerdy by Blacksilk

You might wonder where I’m going with this, but bear with me. Last year, geek deity George Takei (who you should all love) hosted a photo competition on Facebook to search for his nerdiest Facebook fans. This is the photo that won the Biggest Male Nerd. It was submitted by one of the kids in

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Columns: Disney for Deviants by Blacksilk

Or, Defiant Men in Distress If there’s one thing I learned fairly quickly and with great certainty as I became a sexual being: I love kink. I get off on BDSM and specifically I’m a subby little slut. I love being tied up, I love being used and abused. And, of course, I love seeing

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Shaves in toy land

Q: What do scallops, gin, spanking and olives all have in common? (This isn’t some kind of surreal joke, by the way). A: They are all things that Drunken Slut Mum would not go near with a barge pole when she was 18 but now she enjoys them all. I thought scallops looked too odd,

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Tales From the Clap Clinic by Malcolm VandenBurg

I am proud to be associated with Cliterati as there are many stories and other contents on this website which, if used correctly, can help people improve a healthy sexual life. I am often asked why after training as a Consultant in General Medicine and Pharmacology I made my clinical life mainly in the sexual

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Emily Booth: Mermaid Fantasy

It was a beautiful September day when the Cliterati horde made their way to cause mayhem on Brighton beach for our first Cliterati photoshoot. As well as our incipient Editorial, it was also a first for the delectable and glorious subject of our attention, Emily Booth, as Cliterati had the very great honour of conducting her inaugural shoot after having

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Columns: Light Relief by Drunken Slut Mum

As the hours of daylight start to dwindle, light and dark spring to mind as today’s theme. Before The Man, just the thought of sex in the light – be it daylight or with the light on – made me want to put on an extra cardigan. In the early years with The Ex it

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Cliterati Loves: Emily Booth

Emily Booth has long been a girl crush for the Cliterati team. As presenter of Bits, she always seemed to be wearing the skimpiest of costumes – while delivering witty reviews of computer games. At the Blue Review, she sat through endless porn films to help us find something worth watching (this was pre internet

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Features: Magic number?

So, we can all put our knickers back on again, pull up the duvet, look at the person next to us and consider how many notches we have now etched into our metaphorical bedposts… Is it single numbers?  Perhaps four, five or six? Or are we looking at the tens, twenties or even thirty plus?

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Event: ‘Daisy’ Online Film Premiere Weekend on Cliterati

‘Cocktails with Cliterati’ Promo from Jump Start Productions on Vimeo. For Cliterati, this weekend (3rd – 5th November) is all about the inimitable porn star Daisy Rock, as we will be playing host to the exclusive, free showing of ‘Daisy (Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go To Ibiza)’, Director Jamie Patterson’s behind-the-scenes documentary

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Columns: Enter ‘The Man’ by Drunken Slut Mum

So, I’ve confessed to being a Drunken Slut Mum – but who is to blame for my guilty secret? Yes, a lot of it is my fault, but The Man (we shall call him for lack of another name) – The Man who cleared the mist on my view of ‘the act’ and dazzled me

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Confessions of a Drunken Slut Mum

Hello there. Would you like to come and explore my world – a little secluded spot which sits somewhere between these lines? “Who are you?” I hear you ask. This is something I cannot tell you, but I am no one and anyone. I’m somewhere and anywhere: the tired-looking mum who’s waiting at the school

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Features: The Birth of Drunken Slut Mum

Of course, I am not going to start with the gory details of my entry into this world – I’m all too familiar with this from the other end to give a biology lesson here. I wasn’t always a Drunken Slut Mum, though – I was once a very naïve teenager, then a Drunken Slut

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Pink Power

October is Breast Cancer Awareness month and the Breast Cancer Campaign Wear it Pink  is the best  reason to wear something fabulous and pink in which to tease your partner. What better way to have a big night in? For this month many lingerie companies are showing their support for Breast Cancer Awareness: Red Box, 

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Features: Let’s Give Female Masturbation a New Name by Hallie Liberman

Jack off. Choke the chicken. Beat the meat. Spank the monkey. The rich vocabulary to describe male masturbation is directly related to our acceptance and even celebration of it. Women’s masturbation is less accepted, so the terminology used to describe it suffers as a result. If you asked a random person on the street to name euphemisms

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Breast Cancer Awareness Month: Sex After a Mastectomy by Lady Grubhorn

Ok, so I only have one tit now. It’s a nice small, pert tit and we get on fine. I’m a bit of a tit myself, so it doesn’t feel too lonely. Just as we are all individuals, cancer affects us all in individual ways. It’s such a bland yet scary word ‘cancer’. Personally it makes

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Sexual Pioneers: Mistress Absolute

Cliterati has long worshipped the fabulous Mistress Absolute (and has even had the joy of joining her in a training session, abusing a very willing sub) As the founder of London Fetish Weekend, she’s helped thousands of people enjoy kinky fun, learn more about their desires and find all the fetish accessories of their dreams.

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Sex Science: Why the Movie Hysteria Gets Its Vibrator History Wrong

Given my profession as a dildographer, I should be elated that Hysteria,  a movie about the history of the vibrator, is premiering in the U.S. in two weeks. Although I’m thrilled that a legitimate studio produced a movie on the subject, I’m also frustrated that an inaccurate and unfortunate myth about the vibrator is being perpetuated. The movie details the invention

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Sexual Health Week: Some Grey Bloke ‘Making Babies’

We’re intimately acquainted with B3ta.com at Cliterati,and love their newsletter: a mixture of videos, pictures, jokes and anecdotes.Ping pong Kylie, Kunt and the Gang (whose songs include I Sucked Off a Boy and I Didn’t Like It) and many, many cat videos have wended their way to us as a result of B3ta. They have made

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Sexual Health Week: Bish UK Porn Challenge

At Cliterati, we’re huge fans of Bish. It offers ‘free award winning sex and relationship education for young people’ according to the site blurb, but it’s so much more than that. Safe sex, gender and body issues, relationships and porn are all things that can offer anyone  challenges at any age – and Bish delivers sensible, non-judgemental,

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Erotic Writing Tips: the Pen is Mightier Than the Sword

Image courtesy of freedigitalphotos.net Fancy writing erotica but not sure where to start? Cliterati is open to submissions from anyone, regardless of gender, sexuality, (dis)ability or preference. If it’s safe, sane and consensual, we will consider it for the site. Nervous about sharing your most intimate desires? Stick to a few basic guidelines and you’ll be

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