Erotica: It Takes Two

It was like speed-dating but ruder. One minute, a male friend – who I have to confess, I’d copped off with on occasion – was coming over for a chat. The next thing, I was getting up to all manner of lewdness with him and my boyfriend. How? I’m not entirely sure. Although I can’t

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Erotica: Freefall

It’s Saturday night and I’m bored. This isn’t an uncommon occurrence. It takes a lot to keep me entertained: I’m very much a ‘live fast, die young’ kind of person, I guess. Unless a weekend contains sex, drugs and rock’n’roll, it feels like something’s missing. Especially sex. I used to be satisfied with a quick

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Erotica: Radio Waves

You’d never guess I was submissive to look at me. I’m your classic loud blonde, always first to the bar and last to leave, ripping the piss out of anyone that stands in my way. But there are times when I really want someone who’s going to take me in hand, tell me what they’re

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Toy Review: Doc Johnson Premium Silicone Little End

There was a time when anal was considered the last taboo in sexual ventures, but as we’re all becoming more adventurous between the sheets it’s simply become another element of many people’s bedroom repertoire. It’s as common as missionary for some and preferred by many! Sadly, I missed the memo of how un-taboo anal is

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Toy Review: My Top 12 Sex Toys of 2012

Wondering what sexy treat to get your lover for Christmas? Well luckily for you (and for me!) I’ve spent much of this year in pursuit of the perfect sex toy, and many testing hours later I’ve come up with my 2012 Top 12. You can thank me later. 1)      Wooden Dildo by The Kinky Drawer

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Erotica: A Strapping Couple (Part 2) by Silken Sheets

This is Part 2 of A Strapping Couple by Silken Sheets. Read Part 1 here. Once inside that was it.  They threw their bags down and kissed passionately.  She pulled his t-shirt over his head to reveal his impressive physique. “Wow!” She exclaimed and began to feel his shoulders, his pecs, his abs.  He did

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Erotica: A Strapping Couple (Part 1) by Silken Sheets

This is Part 1 of A Strapping Couple by Silken Sheets. Read Part 2 here. They’d seen each other at the gym a lot.  Both after-work trainers their schedules used to coincide a lot of the time and they’d regularly bump into each other using the same equipment. They were both in great shape, both

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Toy Review: BS Is Nice Harness and Small Pegging Dildo

Ahh, Pegging: the preserve of the straight man, the pleasure bestowed by his aroused, empowered female partner, the all-in-all fabulousness of Lady Muck strapping on a phallus to fuck Lord Muck tenderly up the arse. Pegging is to be celebrated, encouraged, enjoyed. It no more makes a man ‘gay’ than it implies a woman is

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Book Extract: Raising the Bar

The first restaurant I walk into has an opening. I can hardly believe my luck when they offer me the job on the spot. Even more so when I’m introduced to my colleagues. I’ve had so many different jobs so far on my gap year that I don’t get first day jitters any more. But

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Erotica: Window of Opportunity

I had just finished shaving. It had been a week since I had last done it, and my pussy was beginning to get a light fuzz of blonde hair on it. I liked to keep myself bald- both for sensation and because my boyfriend loved it. I was naked, having come from the shower, and

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Erotica: The Refectory Table

“You coming for a hack?” she asked, car keys in hand. “Nah, thanks Judy,” I replied. “I reckon I’ll just stay here with Orson Welles, if you don’t mind.” The biography lay on the long stripped oak table next to my morning coffee. “OK, suit yourself” she huffed, off-handily. “Anyway, see you round one-ish for

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Erotica: I Want Him

I want him. It’s a deep ache that ambles between my gut and my chest, making me crave his smell and desperate for his touch. I want my hand tangling in his chest hair. I want my lips around his cock. I want the smell of his come in my nose and the taste of

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Toys: Alise Vibrator by NS Novelties

If you’re a woman who likes to have your chuff stuffed, leaving your hands free for clitoral stimulation either manually or with another vibrator, then the lovely Alise is for you. We here at Cliterati find that in that situation many vibes are automatically pushed out by our Kegels the minute we get excited, so

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Sex Ed Songs: Do You Take it by The Wet Spots

  As the creator’s of amazing sex ed comedy DVD, Sing Your Way to Better Sex, who could be better to launch our Sex Ed Songs section than The Wet Spots? Do You Take It? is packed with useful bum sex tips – and a good way to introduce the topic of anal to your

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Erotica: Taking My Punishment

I’d been with Andy for five years. When we met, the sex was amazing but once we got married, it became more sporadic. We both had demanding jobs and active social lives so were often too tired to do anything. I began to lose my confidence, so when my work-colleague Jake started coming on to

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Ask Cliterati: Is Rough Anal Dangerous?

  Recently my boyfriend and I have discovered anal sex. We’ve been together for 3 years and have recently got more into the BDSM lifestyle, including having progressively rougher anal sex. I was just wondering, is there anything we’re doing that could cause me, or him, harm and are there any tips that you could

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Erotica: Shopping Around

I always used to think that doing the weekly shop was boring – until the day I pulled a couple of gorgeous blokes outside my local supermarket. When I left the house, I hadn’t had anything more in mind than stocking up the fridge for the week ahead. As usual, I’d gone mad and bought

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