Not been getting any lately

Just to point out that this post was written a while ago and things have greatly improved since then! Lately, I have been going without – without food, without sex, without much alcohol. “Is there a point to life at all, then?” I hear you ask, and: “Shouldn’t you just be boring old ‘mum’ instead

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Our lips are sealed

My unique situation with The Man means that very few people know what I get up to in my spare time. In fact I like to think most would assume I enjoy quiet nights in with a cup of hot chocolate, a good book and a spot of needlecraft or baking. But I am not

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Not been getting any lately

Lately, I have been going without – without food, without sex, without much alcohol. “Is there a point to life at all, then?” I hear you ask, and: “Shouldn’t you just be boring old ‘mum’ instead of Drunken Slut Mum, in that case?” Don’t worry, readers, I haven’t joined some kind of a strict religious

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Columns: Our lips are sealed

My unique situation with The Man means that very few people know what I get up to in my spare time. In fact I like to think most would assume I enjoy quiet nights in with a cup of hot chocolate, a good book and a spot of needlecraft or baking. But I am not

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