Book Extract: Cupid by Lucy Felthouse

Cassius Cupid woke with a start, and then sat bolt upright in his bed. Shit, I’m going to be late! was his first thought. Milliseconds later his brain switched on, and he remembered. He was on holiday. Flopping back onto the warm mattress and pillows with a contented sigh, he smiled. No work for fourteen

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Column: Round robin / revelation

Dear __ As we come to the end of another year, it’s time for my annual update on the Nooky-Hill family. I do hope you and yours are all well and looking forward to the festive season. I have had an eventful year to say the least. Currently, I am writing this from a locked

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Erotica: Christmas Cheer

Image courtesy of farconville, Freedigitalphotos.net She struggled with her Christmas shopping. As always, she’d left it to the last minute and was struggling to carryy far too many bags. Most were filled with toiletries, socks and generic gift sets: last-minute shopping didn’t leave a lot of time for carefully  thought through gifts. Her only moment

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6000 Years of Christmas

Holidays are protean things; not only do the rituals by which we celebrate them change, but also their rationales and even their names.  Over the course of millennia a celebration may eventually change so much that it no longer appears to be anything like it was to start with, yet there are always similarities and

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Barry and Sandra: The Christmas Special – Part 1

Sandra stands sideways in front of the mirror and sucks in her stomach. She has a slight belly pouch despite wearing her best ‘control’ pants. But still, her black sparkly dress with a floaty skirt looks pretty good. She has just had her roots done and her hair looks soft and shiny. As she puts

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Toy Review: Sexy Christmas Stocking Presents

  Christian Grey Tie Christian Grey tie What better present for the man in your life than a Christian Grey tie from the official Fifty Shades Collection? Complete with a visual instruction guide and extra loops to enable all sorts of mischief, all it leaves is for you to choose your safe word and be

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Wise Counsel from Susan Quilliam: Should I go to hers for Christmas?

Dear Susan, This isn’t a sex question, or even a relationship question really. My girlfriend has just invited me to come and stay at her parents’ for Christmas, but I’m a bit wary that this means she’s getting too serious. We’ve only been going out for a few months – we have fun but no

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Toy Review: My Top 12 Sex Toys of 2012

Wondering what sexy treat to get your lover for Christmas? Well luckily for you (and for me!) I’ve spent much of this year in pursuit of the perfect sex toy, and many testing hours later I’ve come up with my 2012 Top 12. You can thank me later. 1)      Wooden Dildo by The Kinky Drawer

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Toy Review: Labia Spreaders with Stockings

Since it’s the time of year to wrap up warm and cover those bare legs, we at Cliterati thought we’d get seasonal and review some hosiery. But not any of your usual M&S tights or hold-ups from Boots which form the staples of many women’s top drawers, oh no: being of a naughty nature we

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