Dream a Little Dream of Me

James winced and breathed in sharply as Debbie ran the pinwheel over his freshly whipped back.   “It looks very pretty” she said, stepping back to admire the patterns she had made as she gave him a hundred lashes with her new single tail. She took a photograph with her phone and the sound of

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Sexually Cliterate: Sub/Dom Basics

When it comes to submission there are various fun ways to explore it. If you’re only mildly curious about indulging your submissive side, it may be best to start with non-physical submission and only up the ante once you’ve got used to the psychological effects that submission can bring. While some people feel elated and

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Erotica: Radio Waves

You’d never guess I was submissive to look at me. I’m your classic loud blonde, always first to the bar and last to leave, ripping the piss out of anyone that stands in my way. But there are times when I really want someone who’s going to take me in hand, tell me what they’re

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Book Extract: Uniform Fetish – Manlove Edition

Lucas Hartley grabbed his helmet and equipment and jumped out of the fire truck. The helmet wasn’t a requirement to go fit smoke detectors, but if the house had kids, it was pretty much a necessity. He’d yet to come across a rug-rat who didn’t ask Lucas to put his fireman’s helmet on, then take

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Book Extract: The Brothel Keepers (from The Fetish Collection) by Paul Burns

      LAWFUL, Compatible with the will of a judge having jurisdiction.   Ambrose Bierce                  Hector Mace was the shortest boy in each of his school classes. Frequent bullying created an urge to prove his worth to the world. A scholarship took him to law school where he

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Column: Sexcrime

Enjoy this website while you can. In the year 2014, less than half a human generation past the end of a century which saw advances in sexual freedom (both practical and legal) unprecedented in human history, we are now well into an attempt by the powerful to roll it all back to the Victorian Era. 

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Event Review: Brighton Club Spank presents The Grand Age Of Corsets

Splashing through muddy puddles in my heels I wasn’t convinced that a rugby club was the best place to hold – as Club Spank calls it – a ‘fluffy fetish’ event. Even though it was just on the outskirts of Brighton, initially the (almost) countryside venue seemed an inconvenience, since missing the minibus organised by the

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Event Preview: Shibari With Santi, 8 & 9 November 2014, London

Shibari – Japanese rope bondage – is an unendingly popular form of kink, and these two workshops run by Sacred Pleasures‘ resident rope geek, Santiago Genochio, consistently sell out – so book early. The first day is for beginners, the second for those who have already attended one of Santi’s beginners’ days. Or you can

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Eros and Phobos

Camille Paglia once wrote, “You have to accept the fact that part of the sizzle of sex comes from the danger of sex.”  Because of that, second-wave feminists were fighting a losing battle in trying to paint sex as a wholly good, positive, non-scary, sunshine-and-rainbows thing in order to make it palatable to the naïve

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Why do kink when you can do ‘Ecstatic BDSM’?

Why just do kink when you can do ‘Ecstatic BDSM’? That’s the question London Faerie aims to answer at The Purple Door, a two-day workshop in London, on Saturday 27th and Sunday 28th September. The workshop provides a comprehensive introduction to Ecstatic BDSM – sometimes also called ‘conscious kink’ – for anyone with any level of

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Buyer’s Remorse

Most people have probably had the experience of buying something, and then regretting it later.  Sometimes it’s because the product is substandard, or because it was deceptively advertised and turned out not to be what the buyer expected.  Sometimes one simply gets caught up in the moment, as at an auction or while on a

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Event: ‘Far From Grey’ Robert Babylon exhibition

Adult brand Harmony will be offering a new dimension to their customers’ fetish fantasies with the opening of ‘Far From Grey’ on Tuesday 1st April, an exhibition by erotic photographer and artist Robert Babylon. Discover how much hotter bondage looks in several shades of neon as Robert’s unique, beautiful and extremely sexy canvases adorn the walls

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Comment: Drawing Lines

For most of human history, nobody thought of taking money for sex as a defining activity.  This is not to say that there were no whores, because of course there were; it isn’t called “the world’s oldest profession” for nothing.  But it wasn’t the fact that a woman took money for sex which defined her

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Toy Review: Fetish Fantasy Series Heavy Duty Hogtie Kit

When something bills itself as ‘heavy duty’, the Cliterati toy reviewers are sure as hell not afraid to put it through its paces. After a rigorous two months of testing and little indication of damage, there is no doubt that the Heavy Duty Hogtie Kit certainly lives up to its name. Included in the kit

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Masters of Workmanship

You get what you pay for in this world, and bondage equipment is no different. But Masters Desire bondage gear, despite being competitively priced, is some of the best workmanship your money can buy in this market. It even comes with a lifetime guarantee, they are that confident in their products: there is nothing you

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Book Extract: Mistress Severity by Alex Jordaine

Justine’s immediate reaction to the question she’d just received from her unwelcome visitor was one of irritation. ‘What am I doing? you ask, Charlotte,’ she said, shooting a piercing look at the young woman who’d just entered the dungeon and who was as naked as she was herself. ‘What do you think I’m doing, on

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News: London Fetish Weekend Tickets Now on Sale

Now in its 6th year, the London Fetish Weekend presents a wonderful weekend of fetish events, shopping and clubbing. Great value earlybird tickets are now on sale for the LFW Ball on Saturday 14th September starting at just £15 and for the ‘Lucky 13’ play party on Friday 13th September ….but hurry there is a

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Toy Review: Top Three Kinky Valentine’s Day Gifts

Labia Spreader With Stockings If there’s one post that’s been a surprise hit on my irregularvoice blog it’s the review I wrote for this very special hosiery, where stockings are held up by clipping them to the labia rather than a suspender belt. Economical and exceedingly slutty they leave nothing to the imagination – in a

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Event: Club Spank ‘Fluffy Fetish’ Halloween Bash

Seaside fun and frolicks don’t get much better than the upcoming ‘fluffy fetish’ Club Spank event in Brighton. Previously a night in Perth, Australia, Club Spank have upped sticks and settled on our own sunny shores to bring us the best in alternative evenings of sexy entertainment. The club has a definite door policy when

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Sexual Pioneers: Mistress Absolute

Cliterati has long worshipped the fabulous Mistress Absolute (and has even had the joy of joining her in a training session, abusing a very willing sub) As the founder of London Fetish Weekend, she’s helped thousands of people enjoy kinky fun, learn more about their desires and find all the fetish accessories of their dreams.

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Style: London Fetish Weekend’s Fetish Fashion & Deviant Dance Event

As out and proud fans of all things fabulous and latex, sexy and steampunk, gothic, punk, and let’s face it, pretty much every alternative fashion featuring rubber, exquisite corsetry and super-sharp tailoring (or all of the above), for Cliterati London Fetish Weekend has become something of an annual highlight – where else can you find

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Event Preview: Club Spank

Welcome to Club Spank, Brighton’s freshest offering to the kinky party scene. Spank has recently whipped back home to the UK from sunny Australia, where they have been organising fetish dance parties for 6 years.The first Brighton Club Spank takes place at H-Bar & Club, Hove on Friday 19th October, with the theme ‘Garden of the

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Events: London Fetish Weekend

Now in its fifth year, the London Fetish Weekend (5th-7th October) brings you a whole weekend dedicated to kink. Three days, five events, two new exclusive venues and endless kinky adventures: shopping, workshops, fashion, dancing, playing and naughtiness in the kinkiest capital in the world. .It’s the ultimate fetish weekend: so much so that Cliterati

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News: London Fetish Weekend 2012 Announces New Designer Award

Friday 5th October at London Fetish Weekend will see a brand new event –Fetish Fashion & Deviant Dance. The night will include a show from designers chosen from the entries for the ‘London Fetish Weekend New Designer Award’ alongside top alternative and fetish designers from the UK. There will be three new designers chosen to

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