Cornered

We have come back early from the party. We just couldn’t wait any longer for the next stage of the evening. As I fumble about in the kitchen with coffee cups, you go upstairs to the loo. I expect you to come back down for a drink. What I don’t expect is a naked man

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Eight top tips

So, you have read about my adventures and are now thinking: “I’d like a piece of this. How do I become a Drunken Slut Mum? Show me the way!” Look no further – here are eight top tips: 1. Keep your (lady) garden tidy In the 1990s it was acceptable to have a big bush

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Columns: Dirty stop out

Your eyes open, you start to come round and it suddenly hits you that you are not in your own bed – the sheets smell different and the pictures on the wall are alien – and who is this person snoring next to you? It may be the first (and last) time you have woken

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Columns: Eight top tips

So, you have read about my adventures and are now thinking: “I’d like a piece of this. How do I become a Drunken Slut Mum? Show me the way!” Look no further – here are eight top tips: 1. Keep your (lady) garden tidy In the 1990s it was acceptable to have a big bush

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