Mr Curtain

He took me by surprise When I thought I’d grown quite wise I was shopping in the sales Sifting through the kids’ clothes rails, Looking for a boys’ tracksuit But the lust arrow did shoot   There he was in his green coat. I can’t say he floated my boat Wasn’t keen on his long

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I’m talking pants

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of his vital parts must be in want of a good pair of undercrackers… And that’s about as close to Jane Austin as I like to get. So, David Beckham has a habit of popping up in commercial breaks and billboards showing off his perfectly formed

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Behind the Mask

When one is stepping out with a new squeeze, there are always things one would prefer them not to see…for at least the first few dates. I am not proud of my verruca that won’t go away, or that I have to use haemorrhoid cream from time to time, but I know there are far,

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To avoid disappointment..

There are two types of angry teachers – the ones who shout and rage and the ones who tell you they are very disappointed in you. The shouty ones tend to have the impact of striking a match – their spark of rage is strong and bright, but it fizzles out quickly while the disappointed

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I’m talking pants

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of his vital parts must be in want of a good pair of undercrackers… And that’s about as close to Jane Austin as I like to get. So, David Beckham is popping up in commercial breaks showing off his perfectly formed physique in a

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Artcore: HOM Collection Spring 2012

Hellish as it is looking at men parading in their pants, it’s something we’re prepared to suffer to help find the sexiest male undies around. Sadly, we couldn’t make our mind up about our favourites so we thought it fairest to share this video full of men in pants with you so that you can

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