Best Mains-Powered Wands 2017

Nothing like a sexy little listicle to get our pulses pounding, so with Valentine’s Day incoming, here’s Cliterati’s round-up of the best mains-powered wands currently on the market. There’s wand for everyone (see what we did there?!). And before you hit Confirm on the order for your naughty delivery, remember: The first rule of Wand

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Toy Review: Erotic Dice by Pipedream

…And now for something completely different! Yes, we’re talking about the glow-in-the-dark Erotic Dice by industry stalwarts Pipedream, which may hit high in the novelty states but are no less valid an item worthy of review. In fact, these dice are surprisingly compelling: one die shows the body parts ‘Lips, Boobs, Nipples, Body, Toes’ and

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Toy Review: Door Jam Sex Sling by Sportsheets

Having experienced ceiling-suspended sex swings in various private dungeons (all in the name of research work, of course!) and being low on space and even lower on DIY skills, Sportsheets’ Door Jam Sex Sling seemed the perfect alternative to the professional models available on the market. Arriving in branded black packaging the size of your

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Toy Review: Tunnel Butt Plug by Perfect Fit

There’s something about Perfect Fit’s Medium Tunnel Plug in Clear, Red or Black that’s instantly appealing. It’s like a ‘stress ball’: malleable and robust it springs straight back to shape no matter what abuse it receives. Which is handy, as this butt plug is dedicated to the darkest of pleasures, taking anal sex to a

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Toy Review: Robo Fuk Sex Machine

Ever on the hunt for a decent sex machine, we were lucky enough to get our hands on the Robo Fuk by Love Botz. Suitable for both men and women it comes complete with realistic accessories, namely a Fleshlight-esque sleeve and a bendable dildo that can be shaped to your preferred angle. At first glance

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Toy Review: Lelo Ina Wave

Luxury mark Lelo is fast becoming the under-performing offspring of the adult industry – and regretfully so. It’s been downhill ever since designing Cliterati’s favourite vibrator, the outstanding Mona 2. After relentless disappointing attempts at effective innovation we’ve seen so many damp squabs seemingly rush-released by the brand (hello all versions of the Ora, Tiani

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Toy Review: Jimmyjane Form 2

Jimmyjane’s Form 2 is an ever-present product on the shelf of every discerning adult shop, so we thought a thorough review well overdue: just what is it about this vibrator that makes it such an attractive item? Perhaps it’s the ever-spinning cogs of the company’s marketing department that make Form 2 such an enduring success,

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Toy Review: Tingly Timmy e-stim Rabbit by MyStim

Family-run business MyStim is fast becoming one of Cliterati’s favourite companies thanks to its humorous product names and its determination to challenge established preconceptions of sex toy design. Originally a manufacturer for medical electrical stimulation merchandise used in physiotherapy and pain management, as the years passed the realisation dawned that not all customers were using

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Review: Passion Musca Babydoll and Escante Sheer Chemise with Plunging Cowl Neck

One of the most annoying things about having boobs bigger than a DD is finding sexy lingerie that actually fits. For years I would walk into high street stores such as Ann Summers or La Senza and pour over their stunningly sexy designs, knowing that at best they might cover a nipple and bit of

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Toy Review: Secret Vibrator

The Secret Vibrator is a luxurious clitoral vibrator, available exclusively to Sh! Women’s Erotic Emporium, an an award-winning women’s sex shop that’s dedicated to female pleasure. It’s clear from the performance of the Secret Vibrator that their dedication has paid off, because the Secret certainly manages to tick all of our pleasure boxes. From it’s

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Toy Review: The Cupid’s Couch

Imagine an inflatable love seat which enables even the least fit amongst us to enjoy an endlessly varied sex life in absolute comfort, and you’d be halfway to heaven: hitch a real-life ride on The Cupid’s Couch and you’d be all the way there! This is because Cupid’s Couch is designed to make sexual positions

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Toy Review: Shiri Zinn Leather Harness and Ceramic Dildo

Central St Martin’s alumnus Shiri Zinn is renowned for her high-end sex toys, using her natural artistic aptitude and practical design skills to develop products of great beauty which are surprisingly functional. Her red leather strap-on harness and red ceramic dildo are a case in point: enticing to the eye and irresistible to the touch

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Toy Review: Sexy Christmas Stocking Presents

  Christian Grey Tie Christian Grey tie What better present for the man in your life than a Christian Grey tie from the official Fifty Shades Collection? Complete with a visual instruction guide and extra loops to enable all sorts of mischief, all it leaves is for you to choose your safe word and be

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Toy Review: One Zero, Trojan Sensitivity BareSkin and Mates Zero thin condoms

It’s overwhelming how many styles of condoms are currently available. As much as we’d love to test them all for you here on Cliterati, we’re just not sure we’ve got the stamina! So, instead we’ll do a few at a time, starting with One Zero Ultra Thin, Trojan Sensitivity BareSkin Thin and Mates Zero Extra

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Toy Review: Sakura iroha by Tenga

Until this year designer sex toy brand Tenga have focused on creating excellent innovative masturbation products for men. The iroha range is Tenga’s first foray into targeting the female market and it’s certainly an impressive start. There are three attractive pastel coloured, palm-sized personal massagers in the range: the snowman shaped Yuki, the rounded Midori

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Toy Review: ID Silk Hybrid Lubricant 130ml

Lubricants are to the sex world what perfumes and aftershaves are to the beauty industry. Once people have found one they like they’ll remain loyal to that brand and it’s hard to convince them to try anything else. We’re conscious of how they react to the skin, how long they last and both types of products are

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Toy Review: Nomi Tang Getaway Luxe Vibrator

The more innovative a sex toy is, the more likely we are to review it, which is why the Nomi Tang Getaway Luxe caught our eye. The items unique touch control – called the itouch slider by the brand – presented the prospect of a new, quicker and easier way to control a vibrator. Rather

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Toy Review: Laid D.1 Silicone Dildo, Laid P.2 Silicone Cock Ring, Laid P.3 Silicone Cock Ring

  Laid is one of Cliterati’s favourite boutique producers of ‘lifestyle products’. A Norwegian company founded by two women, Laid has a very clear aesthetic: its sex toys are of great beauty and taste, and just as importantly they actually deliver when it comes to practicalities. Take for example the Laid D.1 Silicone Dildo: I’ve

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Toy Review: Key by Jopen Charms Plush Textured Silicone Vibrator

The slogan for the Key range by Jopen is ‘small package, big reward’ and, put simply, it doesn’t lie. The first thing to love about the Charms Plush Textured mini clitoral vibe is the price. For a wonderfully modest £20*, you’re getting a great bit of kit that balances a touch of luxury with a

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Toy Review: Fun Factory’s Stronic Zwei and Stronic Drei

Having rated the Stronic Eins amongst my Top Twelve Sex Toys of 2012, I was intrigued about manufacturer Fun Factory’s second and third variations on the theme. Stronic meaning ‘strong’ in German, and Eins, Zwei and Drei translating as One, Two and Three respectively, I was interested to see what could be different about a

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Review: Sharon Sloane Latex Mini Dress and Latex Leggings, Black Lace brand PVC Open Cup Corset and Pjur Latex Shiners

Being a cage-dancer at The Snake Pit venue in the Glastonbury Festival’s infamous Shangri-La area brings its own set of challenges – not least what to wear. Because when you’re performing in front of an audience of thousands over several nights, and the idea is to entertain as well as titillate, you can’t go at it

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Toy Review: Blue Heaven Glass Dildo

Beautiful. Simply stunning. These were my first thoughts upon opening the box from A Touch Of Glass and removing the Blue Heaven from the satin storage pouch it had arrived in. Without a doubt, I have a real weakness when it comes to glass dildos; well they’re just so wonderfully delicate looking, each one is

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Toy Review: Palm Power Mains Powered Massager Wand

Ever had a stealth orgasm, an orgasm that takes you by surprise, leaving you reeling through its sheer unexpected intensity? Well, if you try the Palm Power massager you might just clock in a super-quick climax, which is why this baby is now at Number 2 on my previous Top Three Vibrator Wands list –

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Toy Review: njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo

I’m not afraid to say that I’m a total snob when it comes to packaging: a nude shot of a pretty girl with a come-hither stare shrink-wrapped in plastic just doesn’t cut it these days. So when I slipped off the tasteful white sleeve and saw the discreet black box of my latest Lovehoney toy

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