Erotica: Winter by Blacksilk

In winter, it takes ten minutes to get out the door and another ten to come in again. The second pair of socks are wriggled onto waiting toes, the second jumper meets cold shoulders. Then a coat buttoned high, a scarf wrapped tight around a neck meant for dappled sun and dappled kisses. A hat

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: He’ll be too smashed to get it up

Dear Susan, I’d love to have a romantic Christmas the same as everyone else does. But I know we won’t be making love on Christmas Eve… or Christmas Day… or Boxing Day… because my partner will drink far too much as he does every night, then as usual he won’t be able to get an

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Erotica: Customer Service (Part 2) by The Consultant

This is Part 2 of Customer Service. Read Part 1 here. It would never have occurred to me – professional as I am, and to the nth degree, too – that I would ever find myself in the small hours of the morning in a luxury suite at a West End hotel with my best

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Toy Review: We-Vibe Thrill

Being a fan of the (at least!) two-pronged approach to masturbation involving a pair of vibrators, I’m always on the look-out for the one single toy which successfully incorporates both clitoral and G-spot stimulation. There are many products on the market which claim to do this, but personally I’ve yet to find one which hits

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Toy Review: Doc Johnson Jeff Stryker Realistic Cock 10 inch Dildo

I think I’m in love with Doc Johnson’s Jeff Stryker Realistic Dildo. Yes, I know it’s an inanimate object that won’t love me back, but what with the perpetual retro cool trend, surely it’s OK to worship a ten inch rubber cock from the 80s. It isn’t? Well it should be, because Stryker’s cock is

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Toy Review: Shiri Zinn Cupcake Vibrator

Having followed designer Shiri Zinn’s career in unpredictable yet highly desirable and utterly fabulous sex toys for some years, it came as no surprise when Zinn’s latest creation was unveiled and proved to be just as enchanting and exquisite as her previous forays into sexy fun. What did come as a surprise was that the

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Erotica: A Strapping Couple (Part 2) by Silken Sheets

This is Part 2 of A Strapping Couple by Silken Sheets. Read Part 1 here. Once inside that was it.  They threw their bags down and kissed passionately.  She pulled his t-shirt over his head to reveal his impressive physique. “Wow!” She exclaimed and began to feel his shoulders, his pecs, his abs.  He did

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Competition: Win YESforLOV Goodies, Personalised Sex Toy Storage Box and MORE courtesy of Vibrator Kingdom

Now, there’s nothing we like more at Cliterati than a good give-away, especially when the goodies are of the high standard we’ve come to expect from superb online sex store Vibrator Kingdom. With its careful selection of products, fantastic customer relations and bespoke sex toy storage service, VK really is a whole new world of

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Toy Review: LoveHoney Double Ding Ring

Ding dong, the bells are definitely gonna’ chime when donning the twin vibrating Double Ding Ring, from LoveHoney! Over the years Cliterati have tried and tested many a vibrating cock ring, but most of them are tailored to give all of the vibrating pleasure to the woman as the bullet sits against the clit. This

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Erotica: A Strapping Couple (Part 1) by Silken Sheets

This is Part 1 of A Strapping Couple by Silken Sheets. Read Part 2 here. They’d seen each other at the gym a lot.  Both after-work trainers their schedules used to coincide a lot of the time and they’d regularly bump into each other using the same equipment. They were both in great shape, both

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Sex News: Top Sex Bloggers of 2012

Molly’s Daily Kiss Makes It To Number 1. When I first started my blog (Molly’s Daily Kiss) I came across Rori’s famous list on her site Between My Sheets, and devoured it. It introduced me to many of my regular blog reads and some serious sex blogging heroes, and most of all it spurred my

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Toy Review: BS Is Nice Harness and Small Pegging Dildo

Ahh, Pegging: the preserve of the straight man, the pleasure bestowed by his aroused, empowered female partner, the all-in-all fabulousness of Lady Muck strapping on a phallus to fuck Lord Muck tenderly up the arse. Pegging is to be celebrated, encouraged, enjoyed. It no more makes a man ‘gay’ than it implies a woman is

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Erotica: Innocent Comments By Molly Moore

“I like sucking cock too but then he likes to fuck a pretty mouth….” That was a comment I left on a blog I spent most the weekend reading Later in the day…. “So you like to suck cock eh?” he asked me as we sat out in the garden I grinned back at him

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Toy Review: Stronic Eins by Fun Factory

Confused, intrigued, astonished, flabbergasted, awe-struck and dumbfounded. Just some of the adjectives that will spring to mind on a first encounter with the STRONIC EINS, a unique thrusting, pulsating vaginal penetrator that won’t require you to take your socks off before hopping into bed, because it’s so strong and lifelike that it could probably do

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Toy Review: Bespoke Wooden Dildo by The Kinky Drawer

I think I’ve found my favourite non-vibrating sex toy of all time. Wait, let me qualify that statement: I think The Kinky Drawer have found – and created – my favourite non-vibrating sex toy of all time for me. Said toy is a long, large, double-ended, caterpillar-shaped wooden dildo, handmade just for moi, to my specifications, and is a

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Toy Review: Personalised Sex Toy Storage Box by Vibrator Kingdom

Every now and again something extra-special pops through our door. It doesn’t have to be an expensive item, or anything particularly exclusive, but more often than not it’s something with the personal touch which strikes a chord. On this occasion it was a sex toy storage box with the words ‘Mia More & Roger More,

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Erotica: Painted Lady By Molly Moore

Molly wrote the piece below as a result of a painting prompt from the Robert Lenkiewicz ‘Woman Masturbating’ nude above. Molly also created her own version of the painting (top) using her camera and computer. As soon as I walked into the room I knew the decision had been made. I had only been gone what seemed

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Wise Counsel From Susan Quilliam: I’ve Gone Off Having Sex

Hi Susan, I’m a man in my twenties and all of a sudden, about two months ago, I completely went off sex. I love my girlfriend to bits but when it comes to desire, there’s none. I’m not under stress either – we’ve had a good summer, have been away for a month together and

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Erotica: Steph v Sandy (Part 2) by Bunkle

This is Part 2 of Steph v Sandy. You can read Part 1 here. I hated this stupid storm. It had made me stay late at work. The whole place had been full of people from head office all day. We all knew that we needed to keep our servers up whatever happened, and they

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Toy Preview: The Fifty Shades of Grey Official Pleasure Collection from Lovehoney

This year it’s been almost impossible to escape the Fifty Shades of Grey phenomena, so why not submit entirely and treat yourselves to the official range, available exclusively from Lovehoney? With cold winter nights drawing in close, the Fifty Shades line is the perfect excuse to stay in and generate your own kind of heat.

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Erotica: Steph v Sandy (Part 1) by Bunkle

This is Part 1 of Steph v Sandy. You can read Part 2 here. Superstorm Sandy was coming, and I was still at work. We had been in our server building, half a mile away from the office and normally almost empty of humans, in a frenzy of activity all day, it was a matter of

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Review: Vinyl Fitted Fetish Sheet

There are certain occasions when a vinyl sheet would come in useful during sex. Not only during your time of the month, when for practical reasons a little extra bed linen protection would come in handy, but also when a spot of sploshing, also known as WAM (wet and messy fetish), is the order of

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Erotica ~ Boss Man

  He bites his bottom lip when he’s thinking. Or trying to pretend that he’s thinking. He winks at me, in that way that only someone who has a mental image of a non-stop fuckfest in mind can do. He stares openly at my tits. And I’m okay with this. Fuck, I openly stare at

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Features: The Birth of Drunken Slut Mum

Of course, I am not going to start with the gory details of my entry into this world – I’m all too familiar with this from the other end to give a biology lesson here. I wasn’t always a Drunken Slut Mum, though – I was once a very naïve teenager, then a Drunken Slut

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