Bus job

We were on the bus, sitting at the back. It was late, no one was there, save for an old man near the front, holding a carrier bag on his knee. But he and I had lost all sense of the outside world, the drink warming and melting our insides, warming and melting most of

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Lust in an elevator

It was my last and only chance to make it happen, the ideal time to do what I wanted, without worrying about what anyone thought, the ultimate ‘goodbye and sod you all moment’ – my last ever day in a job I never wanted, nor needed to leave on good terms. I had taken a

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Skip to the good bits

Ladies, we may knock things over, break wind, cough, sneeze or have a wobbly belly, but we all have a bad habit of focusing on the bad. Celebrate your good bits – here are mine: Lots of squashy bits: Let’s face it – you are not going to get a really good cuddle from a

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Columns: Touch me there

So, I have covered the penis and the nipple. Any idea where I’m going today? It’s probably on the tip of your tongue – you can’t quite put your finger on it… This week, I thought I would take a journey ‘down under’.  The word ‘clitoris’ is apparently also Greek for key and is seen as

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