Toy Review: Zoe Twistty by Maia Toys

From bespoke sex furniture to anal exercisers, in an office brimming with adult items it’s rare that a vibrator catches the eye of Cliterati staff. But then Maia’s Zoe Twistty is no ordinary vibe: its double-ended design means double the fun! So, how does it work? Well, the narrower tip of the Zoe is slightly

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Toy Review: Jimmyjane Form 2

Jimmyjane’s Form 2 is an ever-present product on the shelf of every discerning adult shop, so we thought a thorough review well overdue: just what is it about this vibrator that makes it such an attractive item? Perhaps it’s the ever-spinning cogs of the company’s marketing department that make Form 2 such an enduring success,

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Toy Reviews: Double Your Pleasure Range

Shiny things are always welcome at Cliterati, so when a box full of metal and silicone toys arrived for us, free, from Ann Summers, it was a great start to the day. The new ‘Double Your Pleasure‘ range is the world’s first premium metal and silicone toy collection and it lives up to its premium

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Toy Review: Sakura iroha by Tenga

Until this year designer sex toy brand Tenga have focused on creating excellent innovative masturbation products for men. The iroha range is Tenga’s first foray into targeting the female market and it’s certainly an impressive start. There are three attractive pastel coloured, palm-sized personal massagers in the range: the snowman shaped Yuki, the rounded Midori

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Toy Review: Nomi Tang Getaway Luxe Vibrator

The more innovative a sex toy is, the more likely we are to review it, which is why the Nomi Tang Getaway Luxe caught our eye. The items unique touch control – called the itouch slider by the brand – presented the prospect of a new, quicker and easier way to control a vibrator. Rather

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Offers: Lovehoney £3 Toy Sale

We love it when the Lovehoney sale rolls around – not least because times are tight and we hate to think of anyone missing out on a buzz because they can’t afford it. That’s not to say you need to spend money to have a great sex life. We’ve got creative with dressing gown cords,

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Toy Review: Key by Jopen Charms Plush Textured Silicone Vibrator

The slogan for the Key range by Jopen is ‘small package, big reward’ and, put simply, it doesn’t lie. The first thing to love about the Charms Plush Textured mini clitoral vibe is the price. For a wonderfully modest £20*, you’re getting a great bit of kit that balances a touch of luxury with a

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Toy Review: Fun Factory’s Stronic Zwei and Stronic Drei

Having rated the Stronic Eins amongst my Top Twelve Sex Toys of 2012, I was intrigued about manufacturer Fun Factory’s second and third variations on the theme. Stronic meaning ‘strong’ in German, and Eins, Zwei and Drei translating as One, Two and Three respectively, I was interested to see what could be different about a

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Toy Review: LoveHoney Happy Rabbit G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator

Rabbit vibrators have flooded the market for years. Manufacturers have been at it like the proverbial and now Lovehoney have thrown their tuppence in with their Happy Rabbit range. We’re happy to report that, after a brief moment of annoyance, actually, it was a very satisfying trip down the rabbit hole! The Happy Rabbit G-Spot

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Columns: Unmentionables

The ancients believed that there was power in names, and that they could be employed in spells designed to control or harm the thing so named.  Beings of power were believed to know when their own names were spoken aloud, and might turn unwelcome attention upon the speaker (hence the expression “Speak of the Devil…”);

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Toy Review: RO-80 Purple Python Bullet by Rocks Off

Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! We’re all in a flap here at Cliterati Towers. Rocks Off have only chuffing gone and improved on their best bullet ever and we got to test one! It’s no secret that we’re big fans of the original RO-80mm Ammunition For Love Bullet; it’s easy push button, powerful one

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Toy Review: Top Three Vibrator Wands 2013

NB: Click here for a 2015 version of Cliterati’s preferred plug-in wands (which also mentions the items below, so please do read this page too!). The Eroscillator 2 Deluxe The Eroscillator may not be the best-looking sex toy – in fact, I think it’s potentially the ugliest I’ve seen – but it’s got a great personality and a fantastic sense of

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Toy Review: LELO Mona 2

Disclaimer: I was provided with a free Mona 2 by LELO in exchange for my honest review. For more pictures and a video of the toy in action, read my original review on Being Blacksilk. The Mona 2 is a luxury G-spot vibrator (and an update on the original LELO Mona) made by high-end manufacturers LELO featuring

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Toy Review: We-Vibe Thrill

Being a fan of the (at least!) two-pronged approach to masturbation involving a pair of vibrators, I’m always on the look-out for the one single toy which successfully incorporates both clitoral and G-spot stimulation. There are many products on the market which claim to do this, but personally I’ve yet to find one which hits

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Toy Review: Shiri Zinn Cupcake Vibrator

Having followed designer Shiri Zinn’s career in unpredictable yet highly desirable and utterly fabulous sex toys for some years, it came as no surprise when Zinn’s latest creation was unveiled and proved to be just as enchanting and exquisite as her previous forays into sexy fun. What did come as a surprise was that the

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Competition: Win YESforLOV Goodies, Personalised Sex Toy Storage Box and MORE courtesy of Vibrator Kingdom

Now, there’s nothing we like more at Cliterati than a good give-away, especially when the goodies are of the high standard we’ve come to expect from superb online sex store Vibrator Kingdom. With its careful selection of products, fantastic customer relations and bespoke sex toy storage service, VK really is a whole new world of

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Toy Review: Lovehoney Bionic Bullet Vibrating Finger Tingler Ring

Manual masturbation can be such a chore sometimes, leading to finger or wrist strain – admit it, we’ve all been there where it’s taken a lot longer and much more work to reach the Big O. Thankfully, little finger vibes and sleeves, like the Bionic Bullet Ring are there to offer a helping hand. Although

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News: Lust For Lelo

Following feedback from customers and reviewers alike, upmarket intimate toy favourites Lelo have recently brought out upgraded models of some of their best-selling items. The Oden 2, Lyla 2 and Tiani 2 may have been out for a while now (read our Tiani 2 review here), but now the Mona, Ina, Elise and even the

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Toy Reviews: Cupid’s Club SuperG Vibrator

Ahhh…the mysterious G-spot orgasm: either you’ve had one and want more, or you’ve heard about them and are interested in experiencing one for yourself. Happily, in each case Lovehoney’s bestselling Cupid’s Club SuperG Vibrator is here to help you achieve your aim (in both senses of the word). At first glance, the SuperG is clearly

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Toy Reviews: Tickler Toyfriend

  We’ve been eagerly awaiting the launch of Tickler’s Toyfriend range at Cliterati, after seeing the prototypes a few months ago. These cute, silicone-tipped, brightly coloured toys share a design aesthetic with the original Tickler toys: clean, modern and just a bit quirky. Tickler designer Eric Kalén, says, ““I wanted to do something fun, playful

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Features: Toys on Tour – Holiday Sex Toy Tips

If your lucky enough to be going away this summer, there’s no need to take a holiday from your sex toys too. Sex retailer, Bondara.com has produced a guide for travelers who want to take their toys away without having problems with strict baggage restrictions and security searches. To make sure your luggage doesn’t give

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Toys: Little Death Ray

At Cliterati, we have a soft spot for steampunk. Recycling vintage ephemera into fabulous costumes, having an excuse to don a corset and lace-up boots and revelling in our inner geekness: what’s not to love? (It also helps that Professor Elemental makes us a little bit wibbly.) So when we saw this fabulous creation, the

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Toys: Alise Vibrator by NS Novelties

If you’re a woman who likes to have your chuff stuffed, leaving your hands free for clitoral stimulation either manually or with another vibrator, then the lovely Alise is for you. We here at Cliterati find that in that situation many vibes are automatically pushed out by our Kegels the minute we get excited, so

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Cliterati is funded by its shop. As such, if you enjoy reading all the free erotica and sex advice, please think of us when it comes to buying your next toy. We’ll keep you up to date with all the latest offers so you’re getting bargains too – as well as the best info about

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