Come walk the plank, sea tease amd draw your pencils over pirate booty. We have cabaret, burlesque and music to wet the appetite and they'll be no fish out of water in this aquatic art class with a twist. Dr Sketchy's Brighton are in it at the deep end this time!

Passion, www.Sextoys.co.uk and Cliterati have teamed up to offer a pair of tickets to the most sought-after event of the spring plus a delicious, titillating toy to five very lucky winners.

North One Television is currently looking to develop a show about alternative health options, in particular those that use the own body’s natural substances and functions to help correct internal metabolic processes and help ailments and promote wellbeing.

A journalist is looking to speak to three women about their sex lives for a sensitive piece for the Sunday magazine Fabulous. Ideally she is looking to speak to a newlywed (or someone still at the passionate start of a fantastic relationship), someone who has been in a long-term relationship and the spark has gone and thirdly a single woman who enjoys sex where and when she chooses with a string of different blokes.

Sexy undies are often the domain of women but website Giggleberries looks set to change that. With pants from brands including leading French underwear designers HOM and German brand Olaf Benz, they stock everything from opaque thongs for the brazen man to cute boxer briefs that hug a pert posterier. And while you may think thongs are less than ideal, they're shooting up in popularity: 45 percent of the undies bought are thongs, with boxers and briefs taking only 10 percent of the market.

My lover was at his last day of his job. We had discussed a last day blow job from his colleague in his office. She had large perky breasts, a firm body which wiggled and lips that were made to be wrapped around a cock.
I couldn’t resist, I needed to plant the seed of lust to let me see where it would
take me. My first text was; ’Take it there’s a goodbye blow job on the agenda?’
A reply a minute later, ’Park One hotel where I was above you ramming my cock down your throat.’
‘Not me’, I replied, the girl with great breasts and lips to wrap round your cock in the office.’

The scorching afternoon light shines through the sleek venetian blinds in my bedroom. “I’m just going to have a cool rinse”, I tell Ed, sliding my thin cotton dress up over my head, slipping my knickers down my legs and giving them a little kick on to the cold bathroom tiles. On this hot, hot, 40 degree day, the cool droplets make me shiver with delight, flowing over my full breasts, over my stomach and between my legs.

Any blog that describes the Daily Mail newspaper as a "bucket of wank" whilst pointing out its sexism; or explains why chip fat is a no-no for anal sex; or details how much it can hurt a man if a woman grips his cock "like an Atari joystick during a particularly intense level of Pac-Man" is a blog I would gladly recommend.

I’m lying on my back in bed, naked under the duvet. The lights are on low and the room is warm and cosy. I’m running my hands over my body, imagining it’s you, over my thighs and up towards my breasts. At first I gently squeeze my nipples as I cup my breasts, then I pinch harder, the way you do, until I have to bite my lip to stop myself crying out. I slide my right hand back down my body, over my thin strip of pubic hair and between my thighs. My left hand is still on my left breast. My fingers brush lightly over my clit, the middle one sliding easily between my lips. I’m wet already. I move my hand back up and rub my wet finger over my clit, pushing harder as I move it in a little circle, over and around.

Cliterati is joining forces with the Proud gallery for a night of burlesque debauchery on New Year's Eve. The party includes:
- Fabulous burlesque
- Live bands
- The best DJs in Londn
- The Vladibar and photographic gallery

The Skin Two Rubber Ball Weekend 2006 is back in London for its 15th year with an extra day of pervy parties. The long weekend is the international party for fetishists from all over the world.

The first UK ball of it's kind with all the extravagance and decadence of true Burlesque, guests will be treated to an evening of entertainment from the UK's cream of the Burlesque scene, striptease, magic, cabaret and comedy; with three times the entertainment of a usual Flirt night!

On Friday February 11th, Aphrodisiacs will be hosting their Masquerade Valentines ball at Woody’s nightclub in the heart of West London where anonymity will bring your fantasies alive to guarantee you a sinfully sexy evening! Woody’s, set over 4 floors, provides the perfect setting for a night of pure adulterated passion.

Four years ago, Cliterati was set up to provide women with decent masturbation material. It was a mad idea, fuelled by lust (or, more to the point, a need for decent female-friendly wank material) and set up for love not money. Since we launched, things have moved on. Female masturbation isn't quite as taboo as it used to be, more women than ever before own a vibrator and last year, the word 'Cliterati' even won an award from the American Dialect Society in the 'most outrageous' category (they defined it as 'the collective noun for feminist or woman-oriented writers or opinion-leaders.') But who would we be if we were happy to settle for that? Certainly not members of the Cliterati. We're always looking for something new and exciting to do - and so Scarlet was born.

SpiceTV.com, one of the Web's premier adult destinations, announces its first-ever casting call for a Spice adult starlet that will take place in Los Angeles later this month. Candidates must have no prior experience in adult films. The casting will consist of an interview and nude test photos. A limited number of finalists will be chosen at a later date and will shoot a screen test as part of the casting. For completed details and requirements, interested candidates

can visit www.spicetv.com/casting. (No previous modeling/acting experience is necessary.)

A national women's magazine is looking for women who have been introduced to adventurous sexual practices by their more experienced (male) partners. This piece aims to explore their feelings throughout.

If you’ve ever wished that your love life was a bit more like Samantha’s from Sex and The City, a new video and DVD, The Lovers’ Guide: Sexplay, written by Cliterati editor Emily Dubberley, could be just what you need. Providing an in depth guide to all aspects of sex play, the video will help make your foreplay so delicious that it ends up becoming a feast in itself!

Roobifroot.com is looking for erotic artist, writer or photographer to join the Roobifroot Goddesses and showcase work on www.roobifroot.com. Call Andi and Ruth on 01422 847886 or e-mail info@roobifroot.com