The Horny Hopper undoubtedly falls into the comedy product camp. Imagine a space hopper – yes, the orange things from the 1970s that children bounced up and down on. Then picture it with a giant black vibrator attached to it. Quite who came up with this idea, we’re not sure but we’re guessing they may have been on mind-altering substances at the time.

2Funky4U is certainly an original porn film - it’s computer generated. Yes, pixel on pixel porn. There’s striptease, oral sex, straight and lesbian action and a whole lot more. And it must be said, it’s very well made – think slick computer game – although they could have made the men a bit better looking.

Poppy Morgan: The Wedding has an impressively brazen premise. It was filmed at Poppy Morgan’s actual wedding! For a sweet and shy looking girl, Poppy’s certainly a bit of a goer. She starts by masturbating for the camera – and displaying some very interesting labial jewellery. The hen night includes a rampant group session with four girls and an eager to please guy.

If you only buy one toy, make it the Bingo. Shaped like a Jessica Rabbit, with a clitoral stimulator and rotating shaft, the added vibrating silicone fronds that cover it take this toy to a whole new level.

A tremendous and controversial undertaking for its time, this book unearths some of the most fascinating connections between the world of Christianity and sexual imagery, adventure and exotica. Without missing a beat, Rocco has seen to it that her readers are not only kept fascinated, but that her own theories and precepts remain strong in the reader's mind. It doesn't matter that her words reach out from a past century. Their ring is clear and their message loud, even by today's standards.

Nerve.com sexperts, Em and Lo, are about to launch a new sex manual, The Big Bang. This encyclopaedic guide is a hilarious and fully-illustrated overview of original sin. Packed with step-by-step guidance and practical, well-researched advice, The Big Bang covers all bases – from safer sex and birth control to female ejaculation and bondage for beginners. Whether you’re new to the game or consider yourself a pro, whether you’re a swinging single or married with children, and whether you’re straight, gay or somewhere in-between – there’s something here for you.

Scandalous, by Angela Campion, is the latest novel from Brown Skin Books, the UK’s only publisher of erotic fiction written by black women for all women. Set in 1930s Paris and based on the life and adventures of the legendary entertainer, Josephine Baker, Scandalous is the first-ever erotic novel to be written about a celebrated black historical figure.

Want to improve your sex life? Then add some lube. Sliix is a fab new water-based formula that's designed to make everything that little bit easier. Whether you've got a man who's hung like a donkey or just find that a bit of extra lube makes sex more fun, non-toxic Sliix mirrors your own natural body fluids to near perfection.

In 21st Century Britain it’s finally become OK for women to talk about sex! On the high street, Ann Summers stores are now almost as common as Woolworths. Female-friendly boutiques like London’s Sh! and Sheffield’s Gash seem to spring up daily. These days even Good Housekeeping road-tests sex toys!

The Rock Chick is a funky little fuscia pink number that follows in the fashion for non-phallic toys. While it looks a little strange, albeit in a very stylish way, this toy is surprisingly effective.

Covering the three essentials for women of lust, love & life, Sex, Guys and Chocolate looks at the most common problems faced by women in today’s world and offers useful and illuminating advice for questions from “How can I improve my sex life” to “How can I get a pay rise”?

M. S. Valentine’s erotic gothic romance classic The Governess has just been published by Blue Moon. In it, lovely Miss Hunnicut eagerly embarks upon a career as governess, hoping to escape the memories of a broken engagement. Little does she know that remote Crawleigh Manor in the ghost-ridden Scottish Orkneys is far from the respectable household it appears to be.

Forget boring business meetings; this discreet and classy toy from Ftheshop will keep a smile on your face through the dullest presentation. Take notes with it – the pen really works, and is a classy metal number – then, when you get bored, just slip the vibrating end of the pen onto your clit to spice things up (over your clothes unless you work in a very broad-minded office!).

The Total Eclipse from Ftheshop is a deluxe version of the ever-popular 'Rabbit' design, with a clitoral stimulator, rotating beads in the shaft and a rotating head.

Set in the glamorous 'Collegio Toscana' visual art school, 'Full Exposure' follows the sexual awakening of attractive but stern Donatella di' Bianchi.

Rosie is a gardener whose business is threatened by a rival firm with a somewhat underhand way of getting business. They provide attractive male gardeners who offer clients a full service.

Looking for a way to make things more fun with your partner? Smouldering Embers is here to help. The name may seem a bit cheesy but the book is well worth a read. It contains sex tips and erotic stories (divided into male and female, though both genders could well enjoy both) to share with your partner.

Helen is recovering from a broken heart when she meets Jeffrey. Her previous partner died in an accident for which she feels responsible. She punishes herself by seeking out darker and darker experiences.

At first glance, this book looks like any generic self-help book; not something that Cliterati tends to be into. However, you can't judge a book by its cover. A quick skim reveals that Rhonda, who is now Channel Five's Life Doctor, isn't just someone who deals with psychobabble. She's been there, dealt with the problems and is passing on her solutions. At fourteen, Rhonda watched her father shoot her mother then himself. She's subsequently been divorced, survived an abusive relationship and figured out how to be happy - and not regret any of her past.

Written to accompany the Channel 4 series, 'Sex Tips for Girls' is one of those rare books that's better than the TV show it's based on. Written in Everett's familiar wry style, it covers everything you could possibly want to know about foreplay, sex positions, orgasm, spicing things up and a lot more besides.