Forbidden Fruit by Bookgirl  
 

She was on the bus, she caught my eye, and I felt I had seen her before. She oozed sensuality, that was what I thought when I saw her, the truth was I was captivated, my eyes couldn’t leave her, it was more than just sex, it was Cleopatra, Helen of Troy, Eve, Wallis Simpson; a woman that men left their minds for; then it was too late. There she was sitting on my bus.


  TV documentary needs couples  
 

Are you in a relationship? Are you interested in taking part in a scientific experiment? A TV company are making a documentary about Viagra and are looking for couples to undergo a fun experiment.


  Your Viagra Stories Wanted  
 

A TV production company is making a documentary for Virgin Media about Viagra to mark it’s 10th Birthday this year and are currently looking for women to take part.


  Talk about your sex life on TV  
 

A TV production company is looking for the following for a new show:

- Try sexuals - people that will give anything ago once
- People that have tried pegging (perhaps a girl that has tried pegging on her boyfriend) and daisychaining, Tea-bagging, snowballing
- Straight people that have experimented with the same sex
- Open relationships - people that have more than one partner, or one partner but are happy to let them see other people
- Monosexuals - anyone who loves sex acts with themselves - making a plaster cast of your penis/vagina
- Fuckbuddies - Perhaps someone who knows how to get sex with a stranger within the hour
- People that have slept with friend's mums


  Burlesquefest hits London  
 

Chaz Royal's International London Burlesque Festival is back for a 2nd year, showcasing the best in British Burlesque & beyond.


  Fancy getting Passionate?  
 

Passion is an exciting new show for adventurous adults to explore, share and indulge their passions for everything erotic. Catering for couples of all kinds and particularly focused on creating a safe, luxurious and decadent weekend out; Passion is guaranteed to stimulate and inspire.


  Free English Classes for sex workers in London  
 

x:talk free English classes for workers in the sex industry are re-commencing in February 2008. After a highly successful pilot course, the x:talk project has expanded and now includes language classes for both men and women selling sex in London.


  Literotica: Erotic Writing with Mitzi Szereto  
 

Join trendsetting author and anthologist Mitzi Szereto for a special weekend erotic writing workshop on the beautiful Isle of Wight in southern England. American-born Mitzi is considered the pioneer of the erotic writing workshop in the UK and Europe and appears frequently in the media. The course will be conducted at The Old Grange—“a new generation of country clubs.” Nestled in the heart of Shanklin’s old village, The Grange is a short walk from the beach, with walking, cycling, horseback riding, and clay pigeon shooting within easy reach.


  Erotic Writing Workshop and Party with Mitzi Szereto  
 

Have you ever considered writing erotic fiction? If not, why not? It is not porn but a stylised and sophisticated form of literature that is fun to write and easy to sell. The workshop’s aim is to break down barriers in people’s writing. There's no need to be fearful or suppress your writing because of some inner censor. Workshop will consist of a lecture, group discussions, writing exercises and an overview of the marketplace for those considering publication. Please do not bring in copies of your short stories for critiques. Designed for those interested in writing erotica for professional or personal exploration. Open to all levels of writers. An attendance certificate will be awarded.


  Looking for a date?  
 

Being single is all very well but let's face it, sometimes a woman has needs that just can't be sated by a toy alone. Luckily, internet dating has lost its stigma nowadays - a third of people have tried it - so you can get yourself sorted at the touch of a button (ahem). Dateland is the new dating website with over 100,000 members so you've got a choice of endless men and women. They've teamed up with Cliterati to offer a free 48 hour trial to all our users. Visit Dateland to find out more. Who knows, you might get lucky.


  New site helps lovesick Londoners track people down  
 

Love at first sight - it’s surprisingly common. Have you ever fancied someone so much you’ve decided you’re marrying them before the next bus stop. But how many times have you been too shy to say something, felt mortified for inappropriate gawping or cursed your inability to convert this moment to more!


  Protest targets adult novelty shop  
 

A lingerie display at a Victoria's Secret store in the new Green Oak Village Place mall has stimulated a boycott, protest letters and spun off picketers at another lingerie and adult novelty store in nearby Brighton.


  Trojan Condoms Now Available By Text  
 

Trojan, America’s number one iconic condoms have launched a buy by TEXT service in time for the Christmas party season. Text your order to 78787 and your choice of pleasure enhancing Trojan arrive to your door in less than 24 hours.


  Sex addicts  
 

A national women's magazine is looking for women who are self confessed sex addicts, or who are learning to live with a partner who is a sex addict.


  Aphrodisiacs present the Legend of the Vampiraz  
 

Aphrodisiacs is proud to present “The Legend of the Vampiraz” to celebrate all things Halloween, on Friday 27th Oct 10.00pm – 6.00am at a secret Central London location – venue details will be released 24 hours beforehand.


  Prepare for the Big Bang  
 

Vinylla (http://www.vinylla.co.uk), the South Coast’s longest running fetish club, is presenting its particular brand of erotic entertainment at a new venue – Charles Street, Brighton - with two dates in November and December, 2006. The first event, Vinylla’s ‘Big Bang’, takes place from 10pm ‘til 3am on Friday November 3.


  Mighty Aphrodite...for your pleasure  
 

Mighty Aphrodite take their Erotic Photography on the road this Autumn, attending London's two sexiest Exhibitions.


  Learn how to be a poker queen  
 

The infamous Gash Girls will be offering lessons on how to be a Poker Queen at their eponymous monthly parties at the Ivory. The new "Casino Night" Classes will be introduced for the first time at the Gash Girls Party on Wednesday 13th September and will be taught by Lizzie Rowe, a long standing croupier at a Sheffield Casino. An experienced poker player herself, Lizzie says: "It has been proven that women have a big advantage if they sit down at a poker table because men automatically underestimate them. Women are very good at reading people, which makes them naturally good poker players."


  Lost Vagueness Brings On The ‘Night Of The Vaguely Dead’  
 

  When did you last have sex?  
 

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